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Four egocentric friends who run a neighborhood Irish pub in Philadelphia try to find their way through the adult world of work and relationships. Unfortunately, their warped views and precarious judgments often lead them to trouble, creating a myriad of uncomfortable situations that usually only get worse before they get better.

Season 1

Aired 13 years ago - Sep 15, 2005

Charlie and Mac's old high school gym teacher is accused of molestation.

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The police are asking for more young men to come forward.
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I was cute. I was energetic. I was fun.
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- You're goin' to hell, dude. - Seriously.
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Come on, man. I need to talk to you guys. Go. Move. Go.
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Well, this confirms it. He definitely got molested.
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- So? - I had a minor, and I passed all mine.
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- That was good. I liked that one. - I felt good about it.
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- Did you just say "we"? - What?
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You guys cannot go to the police and say that he molested you.
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I don't know if you've been paying attention to the news recently...
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If you want in on the team, we could probably get a nice class-action suit going.
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- I'm gonna call the cops. - Oh, no, you won't, Charlie.
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we had in junior high molested us...
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We'd hate to have to put this whole thing on your shoulders.
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for someone like you, Charlie.
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get him liquored up and tell him, "We know you got molested."
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- He was not. - Yes, he was.
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Whoa, whoa. Don't start throwing that word around like it's meaningless, okay?
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And they did it right in front of my kids too.
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Oh, and you know what, to tell you the truth?
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You know when you get real tight, like, right up in here in this area here?
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All right. L... Okay.
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- You just seem... - You know, um, I'm just distracted.
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What?
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You're playing a game for children, and it's not working.
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Guys, I have good news!
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Wow. That is good news.
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- What about the McPoyle brothers? - They were prime real estate.
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- I'm sure he didn't. - Yeah.
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Look, I just want to say that I think this is a terrible approach.
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- Well, hello, Dennis! - Hi, Mrs. Kelly.
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Be strong for your little gingerbread man.
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So, what do you need from me?
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Hello, Charlie.
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Hello, Charles.
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and we thank you for that.
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But your friends have been helping us out...
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- I really think they bought it. - Oh, yeah. Definitely.
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So, Charlie...
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Okay. Uh, take a seat. Someone will be right with you.
Aired 13 years ago - Sep 08, 2005

Mac and Dennis befriend a patron found dead at their bar in order to win the affection of his granddaughter.

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But he didn't have any other family, so the police called me.
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gentle soul actually.
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Well, listen, I should go. I have to get back to work. I just wanted to stop in.
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- Yeah, of course. - Bye.
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Could we think about that for one second?
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Dude, have you ever been to a nursing home?
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Whoa. Geez, your place is looking... good.
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Will you go to the nursing home with me to see my grandfather? Dennis won't go.
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Sounds a little mean, but I find them kind of creepy and scary and gross.
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- One time. - All right.
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That's just semantics, bro. You know, I have a real shot with this chick.
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Emotions are running very high around here today.
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- Oh, my God. Look at that one. - Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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- What is that very bad smell? - Uh, it's probably urine and maybe some feces.
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- Should we go wake him up? - No! I don't know. Let's go.
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Dennis, come here.
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My eyesight's not so good.
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Jews. Um, maybe I should go and check on Dee, because...
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I need your help.
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You probably don't know this because that bastard father of yours didn't tell you...
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All the belongings from that part of my life are in a box...
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Oh, yeah. That might be difficult to do actually.
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- Would you like another drink? - No, we're fine.
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What the hell you talking about? You're going to see my Pop-Pop without me?
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He loved those guys.
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He gets really flustered and he clams up and his third-grade stutter comes back.
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- Charlie, what do you want? - Mac, you gotta come to my apartment right now.
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- So can I borrow your car, or what? - You've been drinking.
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- This is unbelievable! - I know that! There are, like, so many medals in there, dude!
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He wants me to take all this shit to him so he can be, like, buried in it or something.
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- We could sell it to a museum. - I could live with that.
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I'll tell you a story about him.
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Lionel said, "Great. That's a great idea, Dennis."
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in the spirit of Christ.
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- How can I help you? - We are going to make your day today, sir.
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This, my friend, is an authentic Nazi officer's uniform circa 1942.
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For me to take this from you would be an extension of that.
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Nothing, or...
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Oh, um, I just came by myself.
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Okay, fine.
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- Sure, sure, sure. - Good idea.
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Look. Look how straight and white.
Aired 13 years ago - Aug 30, 2005

The guys buy a gun after the bar's safe is stolen.

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Remember the other day when you were making fun of us for having such a tiny safe?
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Dude, your sister has the worst taste in men.
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Hand all down the back of her pants.
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- Well, I think it's a great idea. - I'm... I'm sorry?
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Actually, it really turns me on.
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Hwang! Hey! Wait!
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- $854 you owe me! - I realize how much money it is!
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I'm going to get your...
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- Yeah! - Yes!
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- I would have killed it! - You totally would have killed it.
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I'm serious, man. You shouldn't be playing around with guns.
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Good. Nice. Really nice feel to it.
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once you put your hand around this...
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Why would I not be serious?
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Do some snoopin' around, try to crack the case. We got the gun.
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It's...
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- Is this the gun fever talking, dude? - No...
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All right! I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming!
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- What you doing? - Hmm?
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Do you know what I mean, Hwang, when I say I have my ways?
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We got the Maglite. I think as soon as Charlie gets here with the gun, we're all set.
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If we're gonna play Frank and Joe Hardy...
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- Don't do that. It's gross. - Look, dude, we need to jump on this.
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- Yeah, let's get the gun. Wait, wait. Bag, bag, bag. - Oh, the bag.
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- Why? - Because we know who... Okay, you know what, dude?
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He woos them with his charm and his good looks.
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- I know that game. - Yeah.
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- Nice. - Okay.
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Do you think this guy would be dumb enough to rob the same bar twice?
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- Yeah. Just, uh... Yeah, just a little drink. - Yeah?
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- Boner, really. - Schmuck.
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Yeah, totally. Yeah.
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Good protection. I, uh... I keep one on me all the time.
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Dude, you just laid it on way too thick back there.
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- Why did you guys bring me into this? - You'll see.
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- Oh, there he is. - Okay.
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Shit!
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- In my head! - What?
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The hospital's, like, three blocks away. We should just drive him!
Aired 13 years ago - Aug 23, 2005

After discovering that he might have cancer, Mac and Dennis attempt to find a woman who will sleep with Charlie. In the midst of their search, Mac falls in love with a transsexual he meets at the bar named Carmen. Overwhelmed by the extra workload that she had to take on since Charlie has taken a leave of absence, Dee tries to get Dennis to hire a recently out of work actress friend to help out. MORE -LESS

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And we cried together, and I held him for a while...
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- Yeah. - No, no. That's not right at all.
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- No, not at all what I was saying actually. - No, no. Let's find...
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- The boxes? That's what Charlie does. - Charlie's job, yeah.
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What we'll do is we'll find a girl for Charlie tonight in the bar.
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- Uh, they're at the velvet-rope clubs on Delaware Avenue. - Why?
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- Yeah, it shows. - You look like you work out too.
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- Yeah. Nice. - That's great, Mac.
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There's an unmistakable bulge of a large penis in those jeans.
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Really? You think so?
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- Okay. - Yeah.
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- Yeah. - Cool. That's very cool.
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Dennis, I don't have time to talk to you about this.
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You know what I mean? That's what that symbolizes.
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First of all, I don't have time since, apparently...
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- What? - She gets to punch you in the face.
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That sucks because if Sweet Dee's out, we need to find another girl quickly.
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is to shake it.
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But you won't be seeing me in class anymore.
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- Really? - Mm-hmm. Except for Charlie and the whole cancer thing.
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and interview with you, so you could see if you liked her.
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What are you guys, uh... What are you doin'?
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- It was nice to see you. - It was good to see you.
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- She's gettin' it removed. - So what?
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I'm gonna march up to that waitress, tell her that he has cancer. All right?
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- Yeah. - That's so sad.
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- What... What are we gonna do? - Don't worry. I got a plan.
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- 250. - Deal.
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You poor baby. I'll be right down.
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- Um... - Hello.
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who moved to the big city with big dreams...
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Of course you do.
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Oh, you know what? This is so you. I tell you I need some help behind the bar.
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It totally worked. It totally... I don't know what you said, but we went out on this date.
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Mom, I'm telling you, this girl's amazing.
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- Dude, isn't that a hate crime? - Shit, yeah, it's a hate crime!
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Now I'm gonna have to go into remission or something so they don't think I was lying.
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- You are a bad guy! You lied to us. - All right, look at this.
Aired 13 years ago - Aug 18, 2005

After reminiscing about high school, the guys conclude that it would be a public service if they allowed teens to drink in the bar, thus providing a safe and controlled environment for teens to party. Feeling that she missed out on a lot as a teenager due to having to wear a brace for her scoliosis, Dee begins dating a high school jock.

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- You know, experiment. - No. I don't like where this is heading.
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Listen, we water down the drinks, jack up the prices.
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I'm perfectly aware of what time it is. Thank you, Mom.
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Mm-hmm. All right. Yeah, you too. Bye.
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You know what? I don't think I should be talking with you.
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but I was wondering if you wanted to meet me and my friends at Lemon Hill afterwards.
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Of course they are. They haven't realized how much life sucks yet.
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Mac was very popular. And I like to think I was pretty popular myself.
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You better keep it in the pants, 'cause it's kind of creepy.
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- Oh. He's getting sad now. - Oh, no.
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It was a really bad breakup.
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Oh! Thank you.
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You are so sweet.
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I am cuttin' 'em off. These kids haven't had more than three drinks each.
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- I'm sorry. - All right, beat it!
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- Then take a hike. - Doesn't seem to bother your sister.
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He went through a really bad breakup, and he just needed me to be there for him.
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Oh, my God. You're as delusional as Mac and Charlie.
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- Something's happening. - Nothing's gonna happen.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Listen, it's one thing at the bar, you know, where we have control over you guys.
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Who wants to do a keg stand?
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Yeah, well, I don't think your friends like me that much.
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- Hey, Dee. - Hi, guys.
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Um, he's so full of shit.
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How I embarrassed your boyfriend in front of everybody? You like that?
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Trey asked me to prom last night. This is getting really weird.
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Okay. You can either take me to the prom...
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- Oh, no. Somebody's jealous. - I'm not jealous. I just think it's dangerous.
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Yeah. This girl comes over to my house...
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- Are you going? - Yeah. I have to.
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Because Sara told me that Maureen told her that Regina McGinley thought you were cute.
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Hey, we should have a pre-prom party.
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Wow. You look... You look... Yeah.
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So I stayed home and cried instead.
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You assholes aren't gonna be the only ones having fun. I'm going to the prom.
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Hello. Excuse me, Mac. My date has arrived.
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I know! Like a princess.
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- Why not? - You weren't invited and you don't have a date.
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Wait a second. You guys called me creepy for liking young chicks.
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- Do ya? - Mm-hmm.
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- Tammy, what are you doing here? - I'm picking up my date.
Aired 13 years ago - Aug 11, 2005

A girl from Charlie's past reveals they have a child together. Mac sees the benefits in being a pro-life advocate, while Dennis uses an abortion rally to meet women.

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- I remember Stacy Corvelli. She was a slut. - You're right. You're right.
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- Hi. Hey, Charlie. - Hi.
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- I brought him along. - Yeah.
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Uh, Tommy, come on in here, Son!
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- Right off the bat with the... - Yeah.
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- Wanna go to the park, Tommy? - I don't care.
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- Why? - 'Cause he's gonna help us figure something very important out.
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My friend's gettin' a... blood test.
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You know what? Let me consult some of this free literature...
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- It's a little game he plays. - No, let... let me answer the question.
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And I was wondering if you could help me out with some information.
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On the display back by the water cooler.
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Well, I'm ready to kick somebody's ass, I'll tell you what. I hate those bastards.
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They should be alive, and they should be loved.
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You've gotta get that blood test, dude.
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- You wanna go to the mall? - I wanna go to the mall!
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- I don't say anything. - You still have to buy me a toy!
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- No, dude. - You've been in love with this girl forever.
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Then we can grab him if you like him, okay?
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Oh.
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That's Charlie's little brother.
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- Right. - Saturday?
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He loves Mexicans.
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Oh, well, you know. I mean, if you really wanna see hard-core...
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- So you really had a good time, huh? - Yeah. We had a blast.
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- Goddamn it! - I'm sorry. Is everything all right?
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What else? I thought I could find him a better role model than that piece of shit!
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- Hey, Mac. Where you been? - Oh, I don't know. Saving humanity.
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- Whatever, dude. - You know, that's the problem with you antiabortionists.
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I met a girl at one of these organizations who is a freak.
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I don't really have any convictions.
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or the one that's run by the religious right?
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Well, today is probably the best chance I'm ever gonna have of hooking up with this girl.
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Wrong key.
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You know what? Uh, give me a second here.
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- Thanks. - Yeah. Where do I sign?
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You know what? I think all these chicks are gay.
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Uh, look, man, there's no talent over here. What's the deal over there?
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Hey, Sis. I'm gonna jet.
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- I don't think... - Hey, it's okay. These people deserve this.
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Oh. Hey, Dennis! How's the action over there, buddy?
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Stop! Stop! Stop!
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- Megan, wait, wait, wait! - Stop talking to me!
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I just had to know for sure.
Aired 13 years ago - Aug 04, 2005

The guys hire Dee's friend, Terrell to promote the bar. Meanwhile, Charlie tries to prove that he is not a racist.

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and I look at him and say, "Yo, ese...
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We're, like, eyeball to eyeball. His grill is right up in mine. It feels like an eternity.
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Took him to the back alley...
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I have a little bit of a crush, yes. But obsessed? That's a bit of a harsh word.
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- Hitler? - No, I'm not... I'm not Adolf Hitler.
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All right, let's do it.
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This is a great place to meet people of different cultures, diversify...
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- This is perfect. - Huh. Yeah.
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- Okay, that didn't go exactly the way... - No.
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- I bet you're really good. - Well, it's been a long time, you know.
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I meant those people in there, not all black people. What am I supposed to say?
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- Oh. Okay. - You know?
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What?
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- Are you still carrying a picture of her in your wallet? - No.
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- You're making a scene. - You're making a scene!
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Okay, buddy.
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This guy was wearing a bunny suit, and he was coming out...
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- Hey! What's goin' on, guys? - Terrell.
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- Yeah. - All right. Well, come on.
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- This is crazy! - Yeah, dude, we were just saying that.
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Whoa! Uh, what are you doin, man? I'm not...
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You guys are running the hottest gay bar in Philadelphia.
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No! What in the hell is your problem?
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They are not happy.
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No goddamn way.
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First of all, that's rude. And that has nothing to do with what I'm talking about.
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- Hey, sexy. - Hey, hoss.
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All people who own the bar who are opposed...
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I thought you meant, like, a drink at a bar.
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I'd like you to take a look at the lovely young African-American woman...
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I was quoting a friend of mine who also happens...
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Oh, not too much.
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- What'd he say? - He said thatJanell punched me in my eye!
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Boys are out tonight, huh?
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- And then you suck on the lime. Okay? - Okay.
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All right, so, I'm gonna do the shot first...
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How's that ass feelin'?
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What, dude? Oh, no. What happened?