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Season 9  "Mac and Dennis Buy a Timeshare"  9x4

Aired 7 years ago - Sep 25, 2013

The gang does their best to recoup their investments in questionable schemes by dumping their losses on Ben the soldier while trying to avoid being duped again by whatever mastermind is pulling their strings.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 1
Yeah, uh-huh. And, you know, we're going
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 2
morning. He took off last night.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 3
Yeah, but don't open any more.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 4
thing because.. Yeah. Charlie and I have
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 5
It's a reverse funnel system. Turn it upside down.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 6
and get 'em hooked. Dummies with deep pockets
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 7
how do we know he's gonna keep helping us?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 8
That's right. All right, all right.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 9
We're here for the free golf clubs.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 10
Obviously.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 11
coupon for a free round of golf at the Dusty Dunes Resort
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 12
ago was $19? Today it's $237.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 13
Okay, but not for you guys. You'll be locked in at $1,400
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 14
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 15
I'm not sure I can make that deal.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 16
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 17
from a deranged wrestler. Why would you invite him?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 18
Charlie?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 19
Invigaron! And it all starts with the
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 20
simplicity of its origins. Using a multi-tiered
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 21
Berries!♪
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 22
There we go. Okay.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 23
give all the money to the smart guys up at the top.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 24
Uh, you probably don't, because you need money.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 25
Uh, where should I put my feet? Dee, where do his feet go?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 26
He just stole the berries. That's not g... Oh!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 27
If 107's bad, I got to eat more berries.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 28
exciting real estate opportunity for you in sunny Orlando, Florida. Yes.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 29
one week. We took the prick for three.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 30
We don't need this. We're out of here, Frank.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 31
Ben the Soldier. All right?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 32
No.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 33
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 34
Oh, my God! Hi.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 35
Okay, uh... All right, listen, so, Ben...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 36
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 37
All right, well, we'll-we'll try to be a little bit more
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 38
business decisions. I have a 107 stress level.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 39
Sold to the Maniac for $1,400.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 40
he's talking about. Yeah. Hold on one second.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 41
Charlie's little game. Smart.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 42
mine? I'd like a big room, if you
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 43
All right, now, between Da'Maniac stealing our berries
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 44
Okay, ready? Locked and loaded?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 45
Oh, oh, oh!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 46
He's clearly got some issues. I just don't know that PTSD is
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 47
Frank told us this dummy was the key to digging ourselves out of
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 48
No, no, no. I just assumed that he went down
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 49
Yeah, well, I bet you when we go down there, he's not even in
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 50
Hey, hey, hey! What's going on here?

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 2
morning. He took off last night.
#2
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 3
Yeah, but don't open any more.
#3
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 4
thing because.. Yeah. Charlie and I have
#4
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 5
It's a reverse funnel system. Turn it upside down.
#5
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 6
and get 'em hooked. Dummies with deep pockets
#6
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 7
how do we know he's gonna keep helping us?
#7
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 8
That's right. All right, all right.
#8
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 9
We're here for the free golf clubs.
#9
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 10
Obviously.
#10
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 11
coupon for a free round of golf at the Dusty Dunes Resort
#11
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 12
ago was $19? Today it's $237.
#12
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 13
Okay, but not for you guys. You'll be locked in at $1,400
#13
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 14
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
#14
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 15
I'm not sure I can make that deal.
#15
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 16 #16 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 17
from a deranged wrestler. Why would you invite him?
#17
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 18
Charlie?
#18
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 19
Invigaron! And it all starts with the
#19
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 20
simplicity of its origins. Using a multi-tiered
#20
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 21
Berries!♪
#21
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 22
There we go. Okay.
#22
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give all the money to the smart guys up at the top.
#23
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 24
Uh, you probably don't, because you need money.
#24
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 25
Uh, where should I put my feet? Dee, where do his feet go?
#25
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 26
He just stole the berries. That's not g... Oh!
#26
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 27
If 107's bad, I got to eat more berries.
#27
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 28
exciting real estate opportunity for you in sunny Orlando, Florida. Yes.
#28
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 29
one week. We took the prick for three.
#29
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 30
We don't need this. We're out of here, Frank.
#30
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 31
Ben the Soldier. All right?
#31
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 32
No.
#32
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 33 #33 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 34
Oh, my God! Hi.
#34
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 35
Okay, uh... All right, listen, so, Ben...
#35
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 36 #36 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 37
All right, well, we'll-we'll try to be a little bit more
#37
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 38
business decisions. I have a 107 stress level.
#38
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 39
Sold to the Maniac for $1,400.
#39
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 40
he's talking about. Yeah. Hold on one second.
#40
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 41
Charlie's little game. Smart.
#41
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 42
mine? I'd like a big room, if you
#42
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 43
All right, now, between Da'Maniac stealing our berries
#43
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 44
Okay, ready? Locked and loaded?
#44
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 45
Oh, oh, oh!
#45
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 46
He's clearly got some issues. I just don't know that PTSD is
#46
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 47
Frank told us this dummy was the key to digging ourselves out of
#47
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 48
No, no, no. I just assumed that he went down
#48
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 49
Yeah, well, I bet you when we go down there, he's not even in
#49
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 9 Episode 4 (S09E04) - 50
Hey, hey, hey! What's going on here?
#50