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Aired 12 years ago - Aug 17, 2006

Dee receives e-mails from a stranger claiming to be her and Dennis' real father. Meanwhile, Mac decides to visit his father who is in prison.

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Your turkey neck is looking exceptionally attractive this evening.
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- No. - Yes.
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Everybody settle down. It's not the end of the world.
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End of story.
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- Don't make a scene. - Sit back down.
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Did you bang my whore wife?
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Somebody's got to get stabbed! Somebody's got to get sta...
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Turns out my friends got some weird news the other day about their biological father...
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Really? Well, okay.
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Some really badass, tough guys.
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- I just think you need to tuck it in in the back. - In the back?
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- I had a minor stroke. No big deal. - What's with the gun, dude?
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- Needs to be killed. - Doesn't need to be killed.
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Okay. I just don't know if this is the best way to get hard.
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You know, I loved your mother more than I can say.
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But if you want them, just... Uh... Africa.
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Well, for better or worse, I came back here a couple of years ago.
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- Oh, so many things we do. - Phases.
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I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
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- Stop saying that. You have friends. - I got you. I got this guy Tom.
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Frank, come on. They're gonna see that coming a mile away.
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We don't have anything in our butts.
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Yeah. And, look, we are really, really sorry about that, Dad.
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All right. All right. Why don't you just follow your friends around for a while?
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without anything up those asses!
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That's my dad up there. He put this whole shindig together.
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Would you please welcome Deandra Reynolds?
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I swear, Charlie, you're, like, a retard.
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You're gonna take a picture. We're gonna show it to my dad...
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- Oww! - Whoo!
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This is it. Let's go. You ready? Don't be a pussy.
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Can I help you?
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I got it.
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- Now we got to think of something to tell Frank. - Okay.
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- We bashed him good! - I think we killed him.
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- You should give Bruce another chance. - Barbara.
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There's only so much you can give away before you finally realize...
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Ooh. Okay. Um, hey.
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I gotta say I agree with Dee. The kid's gonna die anyway. What difference does it make?
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- You can't steal the children's medication. - I'm not.
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- Who are we really helping? - Yeah?
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- This isn't good for us. - You're not serious?
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Aired 12 years ago - Aug 10, 2006

Dennis and Mac make a decision to take away all rules concerning moral and behavioral etiquette at Paddy's after an argument about the Constitution. Frank uses the decision and it's following consequences to his own gain. Meanwhile, Charlie tries to convey his love for America by protesting while Dee attempts to reaffirm her goal of being an actress. MORE -LESS

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That guy really knew how to pull an audience.
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Oh, okay. Just go to the Web site and you can check out...
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Like, I'm not really part of any cause.
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What a crock of shit, man! You're living a lie, bro!
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Get in your little van and drive out of my face! Okay?
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Yes! And why can't we sell booze before noon on Sunday?
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- Right. New Orleans was washed away in that terrible storm. - Tragic.
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- A place with absolute freedom! - With no gambling restrictions.
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No, no. Mac, you're not listening to me.
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Charlie, if we're gonna put on our own demonstration...
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- I'm not an actor anyway. - I know.
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- What? - Where is your breath?
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Look, Dee, this is ridiculous. Let's just get out there. Let's speak the truth.
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- Are you serious? - Yeah, I am. Your body could betray you...
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- Hey! - Oh, my God!
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- Except for the levees. - Right, yeah. Except for the levees.
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- Yeah, that could get weird. - Yeah, it's really smoky.
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Listen, Frank. If you can keep those guys as far jammed into that corner as possible...
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- I don't know who Stalin is. Who the hell is Stalin? - How do you not know?
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Good. I gotta get back there now because Alan...
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We're gonna show you a dramatic interpretation.
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Isn't that amazing? You ask to see a woman's breasts on the street, you get slapped.
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- What are you doing? - You're blowing up our spot!
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- Oh, what? What's wrong now? - Ruined again!
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- No. You can't have milk. - You can't have milk. No.
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They bang each other, Dennis.
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I'm not gonna get into the specifics. We just don't want it in the bar, okay?
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We may have a problem on our hands, dude.
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- This is getting ridiculous. Your friends, they gotta go! - Bullshit!
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- If I go in the basement, I can do anything I want? - Anything you want!
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What in the hell has been going on in here? And where is that music coming from?
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Yeah. Stick around, bitches. You might learn something about the good old U.S. Of"A."
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Please walk away. Please walk away from me. Please walk away from me.
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Let me kick down a little thing to you that our founding fathers kicked down to me.
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Yeah, you are. You're treading on me. And you're not supposed to!
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- when somebody tries to do something but doesn't succeed? - Oh, yeah.
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things got kind of awkward when you licked my brother's face.
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- What's the venue? - The sidewalk.
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Sweet, Sweet Dee...
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I'll do it anyway.
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- Hey, man. My sister wants to ask you something. - What?
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Hey, man. There's nothing wrong with us. We're just expressing ourselves.
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Dee, thank you so much for this acting opportunity.
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All right. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, please gather around.
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I say...
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, man! What are you doing? - Tying off.
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Yeah, you're right, man. I'll call the cops.
Aired 12 years ago - Aug 03, 2006

Driven by Frank's insight into the world of politics, Dennis pursues a political career by running for office.

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- So... - Ooh. We should put that one to a vote.
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- Yeah, the intern. - What does an intern do?
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- Mac, I think you might be in over your head here. - Yeah.
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This is wonderful. This is just wonderful. You know what?
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- How's the bar? - Full of hoboes, Dennis. A lot of hoboes.
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But, Dennis. Dennis. Hobo-vertising?
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You gotta let me be your campaign manager.
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I just didn't realize I was gonna have to make so many... tough decisions.
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- Shut up, Charlie. - The jacket's good.
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- All right. - Don't do that.
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and we'll shove it right in your brother's face.
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- Sorry to disappoint you. - You're, like, a couple of nerds.
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Why are you talking to me like I'm a jackass? I am not a ja...
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I want you to contact me at Paddy's.
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I've got a better idea. Let's screw this son of a bitch.
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- Thank you. - This is going very, very well, man.
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Yeah. Give me a chance. What should I do?
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- Excuse me? - Oh. I'm sorry.
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- This is campaign suicide, dude. - Let's get outta here.
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The tossed look. The ruffled look.
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- Let's just go. Let's get it done. - Great. Great.
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We got a bribe for your roommate's withdrawal from the race.
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Better not be, Mac.
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- How could you say that? - If I hear one more flip-flop out of you...
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You guys are never gonna get a bribe.
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- Let's have the conversation outside. - All right. We'll talk outside.
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Get in front of the flag and the million-dollar bill.
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I've been meaning to speak to you about this.
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"I leave power. Good.
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Well, then just say whatever you want.
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Just remember. Let Daddy do all the talkin'.
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and you got a big problem on your hands.
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not only is that illegal and highly unethical...
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- Isn't that right, sweetie? - You're fired.
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he was sent home for the statutory rape of a teenage camper.
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No, no. Okay. Rape?
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Starts out "Meet," and then there's, like, other stuff.
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- Did you come alone? - Yeah.
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I'm gonna need you to beg.
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What the hell is that?
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I don't care what you need. That is politics, bitch.
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Hey, have mine.
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- Did he tell you that, you goddamn whore? - No.
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Screw politicians. Charlie, pour me a shot.
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- You know what I'm sayin'? I hate work. - No.
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I'm the campaign manager.
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Aired 12 years ago - Jul 27, 2006

Mac and Dee become uncomfortable when the rest of the guys decide to make some extra money by exploiting the similarities between a water stain and the Virgin Mary. A reunion with someone from the past, stirs up forbidden feelings within Dee.

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Dude, if you don't think you're going to hell, you need to take a long look at yourself.
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- Huh. - I wore the giant leg braces.
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- So, what? You're a priest now? - Wow! Look at you. Little Matty Mara all grown up, huh?
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- Yeah. You think it's a sign? - No, it's a stain.
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Of course. Of course. But I don't look fat though, right?
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We'd pass it around the school. Everybody loved those photos, Matty.
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- I saw them on the Internet! - You were, like, famous in school.
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Well, earlier when I asked you if my face looked fat, you kind of paused.
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I mean, endorsement from the Catholic Church.
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- I think Dee could get him to do it. - Yeah.
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- That's my girl. - It didn't really happen like that.
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- No, I don't. - You're getting the lines there.
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Well, the guys and I kind of needed somebody to come and bless that stain in our bar.
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You made me eat a...
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And I think that's just because I was too stupid to realize how wonderful you are.
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- Mm-mmm. - Charlie, this needs to stop. If you guys don't do it...
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Uh, yeah, sure, I guess.
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This could be my calling, Charlie.
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Okay, I'll be your Peter.
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- For once I'm gonna do the right thing. - He thinks you're too old, huh?
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I thought I would get in the spirit of the religious aspect of what we got going.
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- Yeah. - All right? The priest thinks Dee's too old for him.
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No! Uh, wait a second. We just wanna have a few words with you.
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- Why are you dressed like this? - Come on. It's perfect.
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- What? - Well, I'm just saying I was the one who found it.
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- Well, maybe I could just throw you one of... - Don't do it.
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Also, I am familiar with carpentry and I don't know who my father is...
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Dennis, I think you really gotta eat.
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Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God?
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Give it a rest. You're not the messiah. You don't know dick about the Bible.
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Ask and ye shall receive, sucker.
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And he used to love me too, but then I was really mean to him...
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I mean, you wanted me once, and now that you can have me...
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- 'Cause I think I love you, Matthew. - Don't say that, Dee.
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- Dee? - Yes. It's me.
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- What? - Open the door.
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"God called from within.
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"Remove your sandals, for the place where you are standing is holy ground."
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And Moses is about to step near a burning bush. That is gonna be hot.
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Why? What's gonna happen to Moses?
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Trust in God, he'll give you shoes.
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Ooh, cats! And they're brown!
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You can take that with you. Okay, Father. Anytime you're ready.
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- Dee. Dee. - Whoa. You are not lookin' good, huh?
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- Oh, Mac, Mac. This endorsement's gonna put me over the top. - Go to hell, Charlie.
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- What did you do, you shithead? You ruined it! - Yeah.
Aired 12 years ago - Jul 20, 2006

After being arrested for arson the gang is sentenced to do community service. Frank makes an effort to connect more with Dennis. Meanwhile, Charlie is also ordered to attend AA where he makes a startling discovery that might be beneficial in his ongoing quest to hook up with the Waitress.

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But a few of you haven't. I'm sure you'll find David's story...
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- Here. Have a seat down front. - Oh. No. Okay.
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So... This guy knows what I'm talking about.
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I'm not gonna sell my piece of the bar.
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All right. We need volunteers for our Sunday basketball league.
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Listen. I didn't realize you were an alcoholic.
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- Doesn't run my life. - And I... I want to maybe help you.
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- Oh! - But you can't ever hit on me.
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No, this'll be a platonic sponsor-sponsoree kind of a thing.
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All righty. Uh, you...
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- Pickin' my team. - No. No, y-you can't... you can't take all...
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Hey! Ho! What's goin'on over here?
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Anyone tall? What are those, flip-flops?
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Apparently there is some confusion as to who is the head coach here.
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Absolutely. Try to remember what she does wrong.
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Everybody try to be a little bit more like Chris.
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Terrible. Take a lap.
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Oh, God. You son of a bitch.
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That's a good bed though. That's a beautiful bed. Nice and soft.
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I get that. We got a crazy history, you and me. Oh, well.
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What kind of music are you into? What's your favorite color?
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- Dad, can you please get me some ice? - What happened to your eye?
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And go! Very nice.
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I figured maybe you and I could do a little father-son bonding.
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What, are you handing down life lessons? Get the hell outta here! Get off my court!
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Elbows. Knees.
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Yeah, kids, could you excuse the assistant coach and I for a second?
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- Get back! I can handle this. - I have to see.
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- You're on. I'm gonna coach the shit out of this team. - Well, assistant coach.
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- Yeah, I think it's safe. - Maybe if you think it's safe, I'll consider it.
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- He works with kids? - Yeah. But he has to. That's why.
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Actually I probably need to take a shower, 'cause I'm crazy sweaty from those.
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I want everybody to insert their safety pin into their wristband...
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you'll have done your job, and I'll be proud of you.
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Okay, everybody take five. Chris, come on over here a minute. I'm gonna talk to you.
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Lesson number one: Winnin' ain't everything.
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Uh, yeah.
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I'm helping him get sober.
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- I'll see you. - Yep, yep, yep, yep.
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so I could get closer to your friend Dennis.
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Flop, come here for a second.
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All right, boys. Now listen up. This week... Where's Chris?
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- I'll be right back. - Let's go. Get ready. Put your shoes on.
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You know what? I don't have to talk to you, shithead!
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Okay, yeah. What are you talking about?
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You cheating piece of shit.
Aired 12 years ago - Jul 13, 2006

Frank runs into an old adversary at the gym when he begins teaching Dee to box after she was robbed. Hoping to make some extra money on the side, Mac and Dennis make preparations for Charlie to compete in an underground street fighting match.

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There's blood everywhere. It's beautiful.
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- Charlie. - Charlie.
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Frankie Fast Hands!
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Holy... Holy shit, man. I'm training my daughter too.
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You don't wanna get knocked out in the first round.
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Uh, that looks really heavy.
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and then shoot back up and lock your knees in place.
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At least I got the one. Right?
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- Yeah? - So nobody can kick your ass, right?
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- Why would I do that? - That shirt's just gonna weigh you down.
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Why can't I just get, like, all excited and passionately rip it off in the moment?
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- That looks like it stings. - Oh, my God.
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- All right. - Yeah. You know what? I'll get some beers.
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It's like you have no motor skills.
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Hold on a second. What's goin' on with you, Thunderson?
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Let's settle this son of a bitch right here.
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- Dee, stay out of this. - No. This guy has been all over us since we walked in.
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Let's just say I provide a much-needed service around this place.
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All right, guys. Hang on a second. It's like, uh...
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- We need to smash things all over your body. - Yes!
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- He's the toughest guy we know. - Yes, he is, but he...
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Drink this. Drink this.
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But I should warn you, you may experience some mood swings...
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- Yeah, a crate on his back. - Why don't you punch me?
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the best underground street fighter ever, bro.
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- I never said you were on something. - Then don't. Don't start.
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- What about next Friday, huh? - Yeah. How's Friday?
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Okay. We'll see you next Friday, huh?
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I'm trying to find my goddamn headband. Is that okay?
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Okay. Were gonna go...
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These are waiver forms in case your fighter is seriously injured... or killed.
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- I don't even care. - Yep.
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You saw Charlie. We turned that kid into an animal.
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I might have had some.
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I'd like to see you try that.
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I'm gonna take one second to take my shirt off, and then you're gonna die!
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- Amphetamines? - Yeah, like, steroids or something. I don't know.
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I did bash Charlie good a couple times.
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Goddamn it.
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- You're next. - It'll be like the old days. I will kill you.
Aired 12 years ago - Jul 06, 2006

Barbara hooks up with Mac to make Frank jealous, which leads to retaliation from Dennis.

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What? Really?
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- I'm wearing makeup. - Really?
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- Yeah, yeah. - Okay.
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Looks like you got everything under control back here.
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Okay, listen. Here's the deal.
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10:30.
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- Gross. - Yeah. Is Charlie here?
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See ya.
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That woman is straight crazy, but I think I wanna bang her. I know I shouldn't do it...
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You're right. I'm gonna do it.
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It's sex I don't want from Dennis.
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- Oh. - Once I met him and had kids, I pretty much stayed at home.
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Isn't having children a blessing?
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- What's not going to work out? - You, me, talking like this.
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That's what I'm talkin' about.
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- No. I'm not gonna ask you inside, Dennis. - Why not?
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Uh...
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- Yo. - I'm ready to talk.
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- You're good. - Okay. Well, let's go.
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I know something you don't know.
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I was just saying that that was, like, so special...
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I got a better plan.
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- I'm shutting the door now. - Well, if I could just have a kiss good-bye...
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Yeah. It's a terrible thing. It's a terrible thing for you to see that.
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You're gonna have to bang Mac's mom.
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Oh, my God.
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So. Watching a little TV outside, huh?
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Oh.
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You think I'm ugly?
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Uh-oh. Excuse me.
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- Time to move to phase two. - There is no phase two.
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I get it. You're busy. You're busy.
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I think that maybe we should get together...
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and I need a wing man for that. Come on. Let's roll.
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So, uh, what other kind of things worked on your wife?
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Hello, hello, hello.
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Go away.
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Mac's getting laid. You're getting laid.
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I wanted to bring you some chocolates.
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- I'm gonna stab him. - Oh.
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I just don't find you sexually attractive.
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- Bam. - What the hell is that?
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Aired 12 years ago - Jul 06, 2006

After quitting their job due to Frank's continuing interference, Dennis and Dee decide to seek alternative income by going on welfare. Meanwhile, Mac and Charlie must now bear the consequences of their friends’ departures from the business.

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All right, all right, all right. Have you done the urinal?
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And that's all there is to it. Trust me. Trust me on that one.
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I thought you two were out looking for careers or something.
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Well, it's a slow process, man. It takes a little time. But we trust the system.
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- I have to work! - Cry for me. Cry for me.
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It's reserved for people who need it, you know?
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Goddamn it!
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I'm just setting up a temporary account in your name.
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- The vig? - Yeah, man.
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Turns out there's a little program called Work for Welfare...
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We hire a couple people, pay them nothing, and get them to do all of our work for us!
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I know what it's like to grow up poor. We got to treat people with respect.
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- I mean, uh, Italian, uh... - I recognize that, Charlie.
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- What about that one? - Don't just do that.
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- Let's look at this guy. - We got to talk to someone. Let's just talk to someone.
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- So we were wondering, like, do you have, like, a face book? - Yeah.
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No. Rules and Regulations. It's, uh, sort of a legal document.
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- Oh, well, look here. - I see you've decided to steal our welfare idea.
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- It's reserved for people who need it. - That's true.
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Oh, most definitely.
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Well, can't you see how retarded she is?
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- I got to get to Broadway, and welfare's the key. - What do you want to do?
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Just enough to get into our system.
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- You really did pop up. - But it's a nice neighborhood.
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A crack rock. Is that enough? Is one crack rock enough?
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Uh, $200?
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And patient.
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because I got some boots to be shined, all right?
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- Amen to that, brother. - Me too. I want to play Charlie.
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The three of us go outside, throw the pigskin around, play some two-hand touch.
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- I have a Brillo. - He has a method, and we gotta show her.
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Huh? No, you're good. Just... Actually, make sure you really work that sponge in there.
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I'd love to, Charlie. I really would. But we don't have any money.
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- What's a vig? - Well, you know how gangsters, they talk about a vig?
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- We're good people. - All right, here's the plan. We're gonna slip out of here.
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I'm freezing and I'm sweating all at once.
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- I feel awful. - I feel like I'm gonna die!
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Two more, please.
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Please? Dennis?
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Hey, Dennis! Dee!
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- I don't drink. - Me neither.
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The services have already been rendered. We gotta pay these girls.
Aired 12 years ago - Jun 29, 2006

When the gang learns that they are in danger of losing their bar due to a zoning mishap, they resort to some outlandish and extreme methods to prevent that from happening. Meanwhile, Frank isn’t too happy when his wife returns to town.

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- What? - A grilled Charlie has peanut butter last.
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Let it out. Say "I can do this."
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- I'll get your back, and... - I can hear it in her voice.
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- We make it work. What do you want? - I want to talk.
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While you were out making money, who do you think was at home...
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- I didn't take anything. - It's empty. Someone came in and took everything.
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I don't know what you're turning into, Frank, but it's making me sick!
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Apparently, Mr. Frenkel is citing a zoning grid...
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Yeah, let's talk solutions. How do we get this guy out of our bar?
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What you're saying is, uh, we got to get creative.
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- in certain matters, but... - No. But if certain parties who has, uh, certain experiences...
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- That is a racial slur, Charlie, and... - Calling somebody a Jew...
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- Of course, bro. I read the newspaper. - Okay. Well, you know what?
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- Charlie, it is a war on terror. - We have decided...
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I am devastated. I don't understand what is going on with your father. And I...
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Dad said he was gonna give all your stuff away, and then it was actually Dennis's idea...
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Don't you think it's about time you start taking responsibility for your actions?
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Maybe if you took a bit more pride in your appearance...
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- We gotta take some action. - Okay, okay. I'll tell you what.
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- Poop on the shoes, man. - I've got it.
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This isn't gonna do shit!
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You can say it, but it has to be in the right context.
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You guys don't know what the hell you're talking about.
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because I'm never coming back here again.
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That's his Mercedes across the street. His wife's dead.
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Are you bangin' him? You bangin' this guy?
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He used to beat me, you know.
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- That teeny, tiny little dog. - Let's go steal it.
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- Because I got a cast on my foot. - I got a neck brace.
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Shit! Run! Run!
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They're, like, three times the size of normal eggs and twice the price.
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What? Where does...
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- Wait. Hold on. It gets thinner. - Squeeze through there.
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- Happy place! - Climb over and get help!
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Look. We're living in the moment. We're running around stealing things.
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So you've been in here tearing apart pillows and...
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The whole thing is becoming a big pain in my ass.
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- Okay. You guys ready for this? - I'm ready. I'm ready. Let's do this.
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I'm not reading the script. It's in English and riddled with spelling errors.
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- Fine. Action! - Bro, can I get my towel over my face again?
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- We can't send this. - Nope.
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I was thinking about it when we were watching the video.
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Dude, I sat over the bag for 20 minutes. I'm throwing it.
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Just throw the damn bag, Charlie.
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Aired 12 years ago - Jun 29, 2006

An accident that puts Charlie in a wheelchair opens up a window of possibilities for the gang. Meanwhile, Dennis and Dee’s estranged father reenters their life in hopes of starting anew with his children and soon discovers that he enjoys the lifestyle of their friends.

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Mom? She's on vacation banging one of the boys she hangs out with.
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And the money! My God, Dad! All of our money?
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Not for our ears.
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do you mean, like, "Mexico" poor, or can it be, like, "me and Charlie" poor?
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After that, we'll hit the town, we'll tie on a serious buzz. All right, bud?
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- I don't have any money. - Oh!
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That's great! Do one of you girls wanna hook my boy up over here?
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All right, Frank! See? That's the spirit that beat theJapanese!
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Dee, you scared the shit out of me. What are you doing?
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- You don't make any sense. - Great. I'll tell you what.
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You're right. A competition. That's a good idea. I'll make you a deal.
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- You are fast. - I was winning anyway.
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Yeah, man. Hey, you look great. Make yourself at home.
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Whoa! What are you guys fighting about?
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- Okay, get a coin. - I don't have a coin.
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- You know what? Frank's got money. Let's ask him. - All right.
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I got a feeling I'll be pretty thirsty after this.
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Which side? This one? Is this the side?
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- You s... - Oh, that is a shame.
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I don't care.
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You pick up one of these bad boys, we head down to the mall.
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- Oh! - Look at Sweet Dee sitting on her cloud of judgment...
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- We gotta talk, Charlie. - Uh... Oh, yeah, Frank. We have to talk.
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- I am not ugly. - This is the change I've been looking for.
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- Let's get ready. - All right. Where are you taking me?
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See, I got a problem. My legs are really muscular and athletic.
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- Yeah, but I want polio. - Well, you can't have it.
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I got it! All by myself, I did it.
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- Maybe we can find some cougars or something. - Hey, guys!
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- What? - Oh, my God!
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- Yeah... Right. - Models.
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What happened?
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You don't do that to a guy, Frank. You don't box in a vet!
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by some square commie-ass piece of shit!
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- I didn't ruin this. You ruined this. - How did I ruin it?
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- You suck! - All you do is cheat!
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What a bunch of scumbags.
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- Hey, buddy. - Hey, pal, wake up.
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Okay. Well, we were gonna go inside and get drunk. You wanna come with us?
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Who comes into someone's apartment and just kicks him out?
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All right. Okay. All right.
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Charlie! Hey, this is my roommate, Charlie.
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I rigged it up. It's like...
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that attracts the attention of strippers more than pity is money.
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But I love the guy, all right?
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Hey! Mr. Tibbs was not just some stupid stuffed element... elephant, okay?