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Season 2  "Dennis and Dee Go on Welfare"  2x3

Aired 14 years ago - Jul 06, 2006

After quitting their job due to Frank's continuing interference, Dennis and Dee decide to seek alternative income by going on welfare. Meanwhile, Mac and Charlie must now bear the consequences of their friends’ departures from the business.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 1
All right, all right, all right. Have you done the urinal?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 2
And that's all there is to it. Trust me. Trust me on that one.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 3
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 4
I thought you two were out looking for careers or something.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 5
Well, it's a slow process, man. It takes a little time. But we trust the system.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 6
- I have to work! - Cry for me. Cry for me.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 7
It's reserved for people who need it, you know?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 8
Goddamn it!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 9
I'm just setting up a temporary account in your name.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 10
- The vig? - Yeah, man.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 11
Turns out there's a little program called Work for Welfare...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 12
We hire a couple people, pay them nothing, and get them to do all of our work for us!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 13
I know what it's like to grow up poor. We got to treat people with respect.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 14
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 15
- I mean, uh, Italian, uh... - I recognize that, Charlie.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 16
- What about that one? - Don't just do that.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 17
- Let's look at this guy. - We got to talk to someone. Let's just talk to someone.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 18
- So we were wondering, like, do you have, like, a face book? - Yeah.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 19
No. Rules and Regulations. It's, uh, sort of a legal document.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 20
- Oh, well, look here. - I see you've decided to steal our welfare idea.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 21
- It's reserved for people who need it. - That's true.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 22
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 23
Oh, most definitely.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 24
Well, can't you see how retarded she is?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 25
- I got to get to Broadway, and welfare's the key. - What do you want to do?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 26
Just enough to get into our system.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 27
- You really did pop up. - But it's a nice neighborhood.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 28
A crack rock. Is that enough? Is one crack rock enough?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 29
Uh, $200?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 30
And patient.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 31
because I got some boots to be shined, all right?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 32
- Amen to that, brother. - Me too. I want to play Charlie.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 33
The three of us go outside, throw the pigskin around, play some two-hand touch.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 34
- I have a Brillo. - He has a method, and we gotta show her.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 35
Huh? No, you're good. Just... Actually, make sure you really work that sponge in there.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 36
I'd love to, Charlie. I really would. But we don't have any money.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 37
- What's a vig? - Well, you know how gangsters, they talk about a vig?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 38
- We're good people. - All right, here's the plan. We're gonna slip out of here.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 39
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 40
I'm freezing and I'm sweating all at once.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 41
- I feel awful. - I feel like I'm gonna die!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 42
Two more, please.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 43
Please? Dennis?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 44
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 45
Hey, Dennis! Dee!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 46
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 47
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 48
- I don't drink. - Me neither.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 49
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 50
The services have already been rendered. We gotta pay these girls.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 2
And that's all there is to it. Trust me. Trust me on that one.
#2
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 3 #3 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 4
I thought you two were out looking for careers or something.
#4
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 5
Well, it's a slow process, man. It takes a little time. But we trust the system.
#5
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 6
- I have to work! - Cry for me. Cry for me.
#6
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 7
It's reserved for people who need it, you know?
#7
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 8
Goddamn it!
#8
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 9
I'm just setting up a temporary account in your name.
#9
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 10
- The vig? - Yeah, man.
#10
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 11
Turns out there's a little program called Work for Welfare...
#11
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 12
We hire a couple people, pay them nothing, and get them to do all of our work for us!
#12
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 13
I know what it's like to grow up poor. We got to treat people with respect.
#13
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 14 #14 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 15
- I mean, uh, Italian, uh... - I recognize that, Charlie.
#15
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 16
- What about that one? - Don't just do that.
#16
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 17
- Let's look at this guy. - We got to talk to someone. Let's just talk to someone.
#17
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 18
- So we were wondering, like, do you have, like, a face book? - Yeah.
#18
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 19
No. Rules and Regulations. It's, uh, sort of a legal document.
#19
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 20
- Oh, well, look here. - I see you've decided to steal our welfare idea.
#20
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 21
- It's reserved for people who need it. - That's true.
#21
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 22 #22 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 23
Oh, most definitely.
#23
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 24
Well, can't you see how retarded she is?
#24
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 25
- I got to get to Broadway, and welfare's the key. - What do you want to do?
#25
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 26
Just enough to get into our system.
#26
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 27
- You really did pop up. - But it's a nice neighborhood.
#27
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 28
A crack rock. Is that enough? Is one crack rock enough?
#28
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 29
Uh, $200?
#29
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 30
And patient.
#30
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 31
because I got some boots to be shined, all right?
#31
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 32
- Amen to that, brother. - Me too. I want to play Charlie.
#32
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 33
The three of us go outside, throw the pigskin around, play some two-hand touch.
#33
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 34
- I have a Brillo. - He has a method, and we gotta show her.
#34
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 35
Huh? No, you're good. Just... Actually, make sure you really work that sponge in there.
#35
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 36
I'd love to, Charlie. I really would. But we don't have any money.
#36
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 37
- What's a vig? - Well, you know how gangsters, they talk about a vig?
#37
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 38
- We're good people. - All right, here's the plan. We're gonna slip out of here.
#38
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I'm freezing and I'm sweating all at once.
#40
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 41
- I feel awful. - I feel like I'm gonna die!
#41
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 42
Two more, please.
#42
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 43
Please? Dennis?
#43
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Hey, Dennis! Dee!
#45
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- I don't drink. - Me neither.
#48
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The services have already been rendered. We gotta pay these girls.
#50