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Season 2  "The Gang Exploits a Miracle"  2x7

Aired 14 years ago - Jul 27, 2006

Mac and Dee become uncomfortable when the rest of the guys decide to make some extra money by exploiting the similarities between a water stain and the Virgin Mary. A reunion with someone from the past, stirs up forbidden feelings within Dee.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 1
Dude, if you don't think you're going to hell, you need to take a long look at yourself.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 2
- Huh. - I wore the giant leg braces.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 3
- So, what? You're a priest now? - Wow! Look at you. Little Matty Mara all grown up, huh?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 4
- Yeah. You think it's a sign? - No, it's a stain.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 5
Of course. Of course. But I don't look fat though, right?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 6
We'd pass it around the school. Everybody loved those photos, Matty.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 7
- I saw them on the Internet! - You were, like, famous in school.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 8
Well, earlier when I asked you if my face looked fat, you kind of paused.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 9
I mean, endorsement from the Catholic Church.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 10
- I think Dee could get him to do it. - Yeah.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 11
- That's my girl. - It didn't really happen like that.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 12
- No, I don't. - You're getting the lines there.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 13
Well, the guys and I kind of needed somebody to come and bless that stain in our bar.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 14
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 15
You made me eat a...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 16
And I think that's just because I was too stupid to realize how wonderful you are.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 17
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 18
- Mm-mmm. - Charlie, this needs to stop. If you guys don't do it...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 19
Uh, yeah, sure, I guess.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 20
This could be my calling, Charlie.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 21
Okay, I'll be your Peter.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 22
- For once I'm gonna do the right thing. - He thinks you're too old, huh?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 23
I thought I would get in the spirit of the religious aspect of what we got going.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 24
- Yeah. - All right? The priest thinks Dee's too old for him.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 25
No! Uh, wait a second. We just wanna have a few words with you.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 26
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 27
- Why are you dressed like this? - Come on. It's perfect.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 28
- What? - Well, I'm just saying I was the one who found it.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 29
- Well, maybe I could just throw you one of... - Don't do it.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 30
Also, I am familiar with carpentry and I don't know who my father is...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 31
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 32
Dennis, I think you really gotta eat.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 33
Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 34
Give it a rest. You're not the messiah. You don't know dick about the Bible.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 35
Ask and ye shall receive, sucker.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 36
And he used to love me too, but then I was really mean to him...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 37
I mean, you wanted me once, and now that you can have me...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 38
- 'Cause I think I love you, Matthew. - Don't say that, Dee.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 39
- Dee? - Yes. It's me.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 40
- What? - Open the door.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 41
"God called from within.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 42
"Remove your sandals, for the place where you are standing is holy ground."
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 43
And Moses is about to step near a burning bush. That is gonna be hot.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 44
Why? What's gonna happen to Moses?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 45
Trust in God, he'll give you shoes.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 46
Ooh, cats! And they're brown!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 47
You can take that with you. Okay, Father. Anytime you're ready.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 48
- Dee. Dee. - Whoa. You are not lookin' good, huh?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 49
- Oh, Mac, Mac. This endorsement's gonna put me over the top. - Go to hell, Charlie.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 50
- What did you do, you shithead? You ruined it! - Yeah.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 2
- Huh. - I wore the giant leg braces.
#2
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 3
- So, what? You're a priest now? - Wow! Look at you. Little Matty Mara all grown up, huh?
#3
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 4
- Yeah. You think it's a sign? - No, it's a stain.
#4
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 5
Of course. Of course. But I don't look fat though, right?
#5
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 6
We'd pass it around the school. Everybody loved those photos, Matty.
#6
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 7
- I saw them on the Internet! - You were, like, famous in school.
#7
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 8
Well, earlier when I asked you if my face looked fat, you kind of paused.
#8
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 9
I mean, endorsement from the Catholic Church.
#9
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 10
- I think Dee could get him to do it. - Yeah.
#10
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 11
- That's my girl. - It didn't really happen like that.
#11
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 12
- No, I don't. - You're getting the lines there.
#12
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 13
Well, the guys and I kind of needed somebody to come and bless that stain in our bar.
#13
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You made me eat a...
#15
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And I think that's just because I was too stupid to realize how wonderful you are.
#16
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- Mm-mmm. - Charlie, this needs to stop. If you guys don't do it...
#18
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 19
Uh, yeah, sure, I guess.
#19
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 20
This could be my calling, Charlie.
#20
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 21
Okay, I'll be your Peter.
#21
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 22
- For once I'm gonna do the right thing. - He thinks you're too old, huh?
#22
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 23
I thought I would get in the spirit of the religious aspect of what we got going.
#23
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 24
- Yeah. - All right? The priest thinks Dee's too old for him.
#24
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 25
No! Uh, wait a second. We just wanna have a few words with you.
#25
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- Why are you dressed like this? - Come on. It's perfect.
#27
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 28
- What? - Well, I'm just saying I was the one who found it.
#28
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 29
- Well, maybe I could just throw you one of... - Don't do it.
#29
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 30
Also, I am familiar with carpentry and I don't know who my father is...
#30
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Dennis, I think you really gotta eat.
#32
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 33
Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God?
#33
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 34
Give it a rest. You're not the messiah. You don't know dick about the Bible.
#34
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 35
Ask and ye shall receive, sucker.
#35
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 36
And he used to love me too, but then I was really mean to him...
#36
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 37
I mean, you wanted me once, and now that you can have me...
#37
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 38
- 'Cause I think I love you, Matthew. - Don't say that, Dee.
#38
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 39
- Dee? - Yes. It's me.
#39
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 40
- What? - Open the door.
#40
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 41
"God called from within.
#41
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 42
"Remove your sandals, for the place where you are standing is holy ground."
#42
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 43
And Moses is about to step near a burning bush. That is gonna be hot.
#43
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 44
Why? What's gonna happen to Moses?
#44
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 45
Trust in God, he'll give you shoes.
#45
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 46
Ooh, cats! And they're brown!
#46
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 47
You can take that with you. Okay, Father. Anytime you're ready.
#47
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 48
- Dee. Dee. - Whoa. You are not lookin' good, huh?
#48
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 49
- Oh, Mac, Mac. This endorsement's gonna put me over the top. - Go to hell, Charlie.
#49
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- What did you do, you shithead? You ruined it! - Yeah.
#50