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Season 2  "Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody's Ass"  2x9

Aired 14 years ago - Aug 10, 2006

Dennis and Mac make a decision to take away all rules concerning moral and behavioral etiquette at Paddy's after an argument about the Constitution. Frank uses the decision and it's following consequences to his own gain. Meanwhile, Charlie tries to convey his love for America by protesting while Dee attempts to reaffirm her goal of being an actress.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 1
That guy really knew how to pull an audience.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 2
Oh, okay. Just go to the Web site and you can check out...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 3
Like, I'm not really part of any cause.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 4
What a crock of shit, man! You're living a lie, bro!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 5
Get in your little van and drive out of my face! Okay?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 6
Yes! And why can't we sell booze before noon on Sunday?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 7
- Right. New Orleans was washed away in that terrible storm. - Tragic.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 8
- A place with absolute freedom! - With no gambling restrictions.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 9
No, no. Mac, you're not listening to me.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 10
Charlie, if we're gonna put on our own demonstration...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 11
- I'm not an actor anyway. - I know.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 12
- What? - Where is your breath?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 13
Look, Dee, this is ridiculous. Let's just get out there. Let's speak the truth.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 14
- Are you serious? - Yeah, I am. Your body could betray you...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 15
- Hey! - Oh, my God!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 16
- Except for the levees. - Right, yeah. Except for the levees.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 17
- Yeah, that could get weird. - Yeah, it's really smoky.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 18
Listen, Frank. If you can keep those guys as far jammed into that corner as possible...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 19
- I don't know who Stalin is. Who the hell is Stalin? - How do you not know?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 20
Good. I gotta get back there now because Alan...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 21
We're gonna show you a dramatic interpretation.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 22
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 23
Isn't that amazing? You ask to see a woman's breasts on the street, you get slapped.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 24
- What are you doing? - You're blowing up our spot!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 25
- Oh, what? What's wrong now? - Ruined again!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 26
- No. You can't have milk. - You can't have milk. No.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 27
They bang each other, Dennis.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 28
I'm not gonna get into the specifics. We just don't want it in the bar, okay?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 29
We may have a problem on our hands, dude.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 30
- This is getting ridiculous. Your friends, they gotta go! - Bullshit!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 31
- If I go in the basement, I can do anything I want? - Anything you want!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 32
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 33
What in the hell has been going on in here? And where is that music coming from?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 34
Yeah. Stick around, bitches. You might learn something about the good old U.S. Of"A."
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 35
Please walk away. Please walk away from me. Please walk away from me.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 36
Let me kick down a little thing to you that our founding fathers kicked down to me.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 37
Yeah, you are. You're treading on me. And you're not supposed to!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 38
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 39
- when somebody tries to do something but doesn't succeed? - Oh, yeah.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 40
things got kind of awkward when you licked my brother's face.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 41
- What's the venue? - The sidewalk.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 42
Sweet, Sweet Dee...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 43
I'll do it anyway.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 44
- Hey, man. My sister wants to ask you something. - What?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 45
Hey, man. There's nothing wrong with us. We're just expressing ourselves.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 46
Dee, thank you so much for this acting opportunity.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 47
All right. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, please gather around.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 48
I say...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 49
- Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, man! What are you doing? - Tying off.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 50
Yeah, you're right, man. I'll call the cops.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 2
Oh, okay. Just go to the Web site and you can check out...
#2
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 3
Like, I'm not really part of any cause.
#3
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 4
What a crock of shit, man! You're living a lie, bro!
#4
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 5
Get in your little van and drive out of my face! Okay?
#5
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 6
Yes! And why can't we sell booze before noon on Sunday?
#6
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 7
- Right. New Orleans was washed away in that terrible storm. - Tragic.
#7
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 8
- A place with absolute freedom! - With no gambling restrictions.
#8
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 9
No, no. Mac, you're not listening to me.
#9
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 10
Charlie, if we're gonna put on our own demonstration...
#10
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 11
- I'm not an actor anyway. - I know.
#11
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 12
- What? - Where is your breath?
#12
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 13
Look, Dee, this is ridiculous. Let's just get out there. Let's speak the truth.
#13
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 14
- Are you serious? - Yeah, I am. Your body could betray you...
#14
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 15
- Hey! - Oh, my God!
#15
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 16
- Except for the levees. - Right, yeah. Except for the levees.
#16
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 17
- Yeah, that could get weird. - Yeah, it's really smoky.
#17
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 18
Listen, Frank. If you can keep those guys as far jammed into that corner as possible...
#18
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 19
- I don't know who Stalin is. Who the hell is Stalin? - How do you not know?
#19
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 20
Good. I gotta get back there now because Alan...
#20
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 21
We're gonna show you a dramatic interpretation.
#21
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 22 #22 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 23
Isn't that amazing? You ask to see a woman's breasts on the street, you get slapped.
#23
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 24
- What are you doing? - You're blowing up our spot!
#24
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 25
- Oh, what? What's wrong now? - Ruined again!
#25
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 26
- No. You can't have milk. - You can't have milk. No.
#26
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 27
They bang each other, Dennis.
#27
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 28
I'm not gonna get into the specifics. We just don't want it in the bar, okay?
#28
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 29
We may have a problem on our hands, dude.
#29
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 30
- This is getting ridiculous. Your friends, they gotta go! - Bullshit!
#30
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 31
- If I go in the basement, I can do anything I want? - Anything you want!
#31
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 32 #32 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 33
What in the hell has been going on in here? And where is that music coming from?
#33
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 34
Yeah. Stick around, bitches. You might learn something about the good old U.S. Of"A."
#34
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 35
Please walk away. Please walk away from me. Please walk away from me.
#35
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 36
Let me kick down a little thing to you that our founding fathers kicked down to me.
#36
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 37
Yeah, you are. You're treading on me. And you're not supposed to!
#37
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 38 #38 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 39
- when somebody tries to do something but doesn't succeed? - Oh, yeah.
#39
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 40
things got kind of awkward when you licked my brother's face.
#40
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 41
- What's the venue? - The sidewalk.
#41
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 42
Sweet, Sweet Dee...
#42
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 43
I'll do it anyway.
#43
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 44
- Hey, man. My sister wants to ask you something. - What?
#44
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 45
Hey, man. There's nothing wrong with us. We're just expressing ourselves.
#45
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 46
Dee, thank you so much for this acting opportunity.
#46
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 47
All right. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, please gather around.
#47
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 48
I say...
#48
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 49
- Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, man! What are you doing? - Tying off.
#49
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 50
Yeah, you're right, man. I'll call the cops.
#50