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Season 14  "The Gang Gets Romantic"  14x1

Aired a year ago - Sep 25, 2019

Mac concocts a scheme to attract single women to rent Dennis' bedroom while Frank and Charlie make similar plans to draw in young, European coeds, but neither ad attracts their intended target.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 1
I don't know. I don't think so. Uh, I'm good.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 2
We're probably gonna hit the hay, too.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 3
Before they get here, we got to lay down some ground rules.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 4
Keep your fingers to yourself.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 5
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 6
and it feels desperate, you know what I mean?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 7
(whispering): They're fighting.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 8
-Listen, listen. (mouths) -LISA: You can't keep blaming me
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 9
Yes. The husband is the lonely heart
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 10
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 11
-that I can boil these lederhosen in? -Uh, yeah.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 12
(speaking German)
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 13
We gotta-- We're just gonna have to, like,
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 14
-Why don't you hop in. -All right, I'll hop in.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 15
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 16
-Ah. -Then, I open up the toilet.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 17
where he's gonna run into Dee.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 18
Wh-What?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 19
saying to Greg that she misses Teddy.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 20
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 21
You can't get to the hard-to-reach places with that.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 22
But the trick is to melt the cheese on the outside.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 23
You can get in there behind the toe,
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 24
if I... if I learn how to yodel, I'm going places.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 25
-I guess... Okay, but you know. -Yeah. Yeah, ooh...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 26
♪ ♪
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 27
How would that work?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 28
it's-it's charming and cute and fun
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 29
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 30
Yeah, you miss Teddy, and no one can replace him.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 31
I'm not the jealous type, like your husband.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 32
This is so bad.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 33
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 34
-Yeah. -Looks very bohemian.
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-Yeah. -Mm-hmm. -Oh, yeah?
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-Uh... what do you mean? -Wh-Wh-What?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 37
This is the part where the trashy skank
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 38
-(door opens) -And you couldn't even do that right.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 39
-I'm like, "Are you kidding me?" I'm not gonna do that. -No, no, no, I wasn't...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 40
and I'm sitting here all alone.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 41
You know, it won't play in Middle America, but screw it.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 42
It's not gonna work, all right? Men are not in charge anymore.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 43
I don't get that move at all.
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(Charlie exhales)
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-What's it, a gift? -Yeah, I don't know.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 47
Bus station.
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This is your moment, Mac. Now remember,
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 49
I know that what you had with Teddy was special,
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 50
A-And, yeah, maybe it won't play in Middle America,

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 2
We're probably gonna hit the hay, too.
#2
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 3
Before they get here, we got to lay down some ground rules.
#3
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 4
Keep your fingers to yourself.
#4
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and it feels desperate, you know what I mean?
#6
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(whispering): They're fighting.
#7
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 8
-Listen, listen. (mouths) -LISA: You can't keep blaming me
#8
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 9
Yes. The husband is the lonely heart
#9
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-that I can boil these lederhosen in? -Uh, yeah.
#11
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(speaking German)
#12
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We gotta-- We're just gonna have to, like,
#13
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 14
-Why don't you hop in. -All right, I'll hop in.
#14
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-Ah. -Then, I open up the toilet.
#16
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where he's gonna run into Dee.
#17
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Wh-What?
#18
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saying to Greg that she misses Teddy.
#19
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You can't get to the hard-to-reach places with that.
#21
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But the trick is to melt the cheese on the outside.
#22
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You can get in there behind the toe,
#23
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if I... if I learn how to yodel, I'm going places.
#24
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 25
-I guess... Okay, but you know. -Yeah. Yeah, ooh...
#25
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♪ ♪
#26
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How would that work?
#27
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 28
it's-it's charming and cute and fun
#28
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Yeah, you miss Teddy, and no one can replace him.
#30
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 31
I'm not the jealous type, like your husband.
#31
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 32
This is so bad.
#32
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-Yeah. -Looks very bohemian.
#34
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-Yeah. -Mm-hmm. -Oh, yeah?
#35
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-Uh... what do you mean? -Wh-Wh-What?
#36
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This is the part where the trashy skank
#37
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 38
-(door opens) -And you couldn't even do that right.
#38
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-I'm like, "Are you kidding me?" I'm not gonna do that. -No, no, no, I wasn't...
#39
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and I'm sitting here all alone.
#40
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You know, it won't play in Middle America, but screw it.
#41
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 42
It's not gonna work, all right? Men are not in charge anymore.
#42
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I don't get that move at all.
#43
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(Charlie exhales)
#44
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-What's it, a gift? -Yeah, I don't know.
#46
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 47
Bus station.
#47
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This is your moment, Mac. Now remember,
#48
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 49
I know that what you had with Teddy was special,
#49
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A-And, yeah, maybe it won't play in Middle America,
#50