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Season 14  "Paddy's Has a Jumper"  14x8

Aired a year ago - Nov 13, 2019

Trapped inside Paddy's with a suicide jumper on the roof, the Gang wonders if they should bother intervening with an algorithm of their own - Could he, would he, should we?

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 1
we're not talking about me. We're talking about him.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 2
What? Dude, it's like three stories.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 3
The-- wh-why do you not like it in this scenario?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 4
All right? Dee, stop being so emotional.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 5
Yeah!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 6
I don't need your opinions.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 7
Exactly. So why don't we start with "Could he?" Charlie?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 8
we'll be able to tell, based on the breakage,
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 9
-That's so pathetic. I'd never... I would never... -That you would know that.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 10
-for a bit of an explosion. Yeah. -Uh-huh.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 11
Now, Charlie,
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 12
Nest? What? Charlie, where did you get this egg?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 13
-Yeah. -...either way, we got to find something
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 14
Hmm? I don't know, but he flips out
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 15
There's a guy stuck on the roof of Paddy's.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 16
Stay away from my stuff.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 17
Dennis is touching my melon.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 18
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 19
ALL: Four, three,
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 20
Hey, you know that you guys have a guy up on your roof?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 21
Yeah, but you're not really a trustworthy
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 22
Cricket actually just made me realize something.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 23
Or at least he certainly made it look that way.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 24
That'd be more of a cry for help, right?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 25
And for that we need to understand his state of mind.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 26
Then blackmail the priest.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 27
he looks like a pretty normal guy.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 28
-He's eating food. -Mm-hmm.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 29
wouldn't you say? I mean, he's hardly a child,
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 30
-No, it's not. He really doesn't. -My dad's name's an homage.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 31
parasailing, Chilean wines, a tattoo
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 32
-Nasty! -You are too much today, Dee.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 33
which, she was thinking was more of a one-time thing,
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 34
-Disgusting. -Definitely, definitely, but also that the poorly named
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 35
this time. I got to get in there.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 36
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 37
-Oh. -I mean, it would really get under his skin
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 38
Okay, guys, now we are on to "Should we?"
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 39
so, I don't know, the chances of the police getting in there
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 40
Like, we start to name drinks after jumpers or whatever,
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 41
Turn them into martyrs.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 42
Basically, what we've concluded is that it would actually
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 43
You see, we've already established that this guy wants
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 44
mathematically, scientifically,
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 45
-Yeah. -Is that what I'm hearing?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 46
What's that?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 47
Not that I am banging it, but I could.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 48
-the jumper is coming down. -Oh.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 49
Guys, can-can we just not call it a murder?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 50
The jumper did not jump. He did not jump from the roof.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 2
What? Dude, it's like three stories.
#2
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 3
The-- wh-why do you not like it in this scenario?
#3
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 4
All right? Dee, stop being so emotional.
#4
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 5
Yeah!
#5
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 6
I don't need your opinions.
#6
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 7
Exactly. So why don't we start with "Could he?" Charlie?
#7
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 8
we'll be able to tell, based on the breakage,
#8
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 9
-That's so pathetic. I'd never... I would never... -That you would know that.
#9
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 10
-for a bit of an explosion. Yeah. -Uh-huh.
#10
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 11
Now, Charlie,
#11
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 12
Nest? What? Charlie, where did you get this egg?
#12
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 13
-Yeah. -...either way, we got to find something
#13
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 14
Hmm? I don't know, but he flips out
#14
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 15
There's a guy stuck on the roof of Paddy's.
#15
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 16
Stay away from my stuff.
#16
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 17
Dennis is touching my melon.
#17
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 18 #18 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 19
ALL: Four, three,
#19
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 20
Hey, you know that you guys have a guy up on your roof?
#20
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 21
Yeah, but you're not really a trustworthy
#21
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 22
Cricket actually just made me realize something.
#22
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 23
Or at least he certainly made it look that way.
#23
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 24
That'd be more of a cry for help, right?
#24
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 25
And for that we need to understand his state of mind.
#25
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 26
Then blackmail the priest.
#26
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 27
he looks like a pretty normal guy.
#27
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 28
-He's eating food. -Mm-hmm.
#28
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 29
wouldn't you say? I mean, he's hardly a child,
#29
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 30
-No, it's not. He really doesn't. -My dad's name's an homage.
#30
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 31
parasailing, Chilean wines, a tattoo
#31
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 32
-Nasty! -You are too much today, Dee.
#32
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 33
which, she was thinking was more of a one-time thing,
#33
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 34
-Disgusting. -Definitely, definitely, but also that the poorly named
#34
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 35
this time. I got to get in there.
#35
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 36 #36 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 37
-Oh. -I mean, it would really get under his skin
#37
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 38
Okay, guys, now we are on to "Should we?"
#38
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 39
so, I don't know, the chances of the police getting in there
#39
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 40
Like, we start to name drinks after jumpers or whatever,
#40
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 41
Turn them into martyrs.
#41
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 42
Basically, what we've concluded is that it would actually
#42
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 43
You see, we've already established that this guy wants
#43
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 44
mathematically, scientifically,
#44
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 45
-Yeah. -Is that what I'm hearing?
#45
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 46
What's that?
#46
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 47
Not that I am banging it, but I could.
#47
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 48
-the jumper is coming down. -Oh.
#48
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 49
Guys, can-can we just not call it a murder?
#49
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 8 (S14E08) - 50
The jumper did not jump. He did not jump from the roof.
#50