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Season 14  "A Woman's Right to Chop"  14x9

Aired 3 months ago - Nov 20, 2019

When a trendy new hair salon opens up right next door to Paddy’s, Dennis and Frank go on the offensive to stop women from cutting off their hair. Meanwhile, Mac is reunited with his childhood dog Poppins.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 1
- nothing's gonna. - Well, to be clear,
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 2
Well, uh, there's good news and there's bad news. Right?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 3
I mean, one time I tried to give him a belly scratch
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 4
Hmm... Okay. Uh, do you two not understand gender?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 5
I'm afraid that she most likely will not survive the delivery.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 6
so when she gives birth,
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 7
Uh, I'm so sorry, but we don't perform that procedure here.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 8
- Oh. Oh... Hi! - Hi... G-Going the wrong way.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 9
With luxurious locks like yours, it could take, oh,
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 10
- Look at her.Beautiful. Gorgeous. - Beautiful girl. Yeah, gorgeous.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 11
- and, man, she was never heard of ever again. - [BELCHING]
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 12
- We're trying to help these women. - Oh, my God.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 13
I'm using you as an example.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 14
we're the ones that have to look at it all day!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 15
Because I choose to, and there's nothing you can do about it.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 16
what we'd like you to do is kill the dog puppies, if you could.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 17
- Hang on one second. My friend wants to talk to you. - Yeah. I'll do it.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 18
Look, there was a transition at some point, all right?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 19
She's gone too far! She has no idea
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 20
You-you got to get that valve down, man.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 21
Ooh, Frankie, that valve is bad, man. That is backed up.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 22
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 23
those long, beautiful locks of yours.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 24
I had hair down to my butt crack.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 25
But I shaved it all off to the nub. It never grew back.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 26
What?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 27
to check it out, see how it's doing.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 28
for high-end shampoos and conditioners.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 29
That-that was an unrelated burp.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 30
Okay.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 31
- Oh. - You're a doctor?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 32
- That's impressive, yeah. - Sorry. Sorry.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 33
But I do fuck with dogs,
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 34
- Uh, n-no. The, the opposite, actually. - Okay.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 35
Yeah, is there a version, like, where no dog dies?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 36
no dog, but we can get it done.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 37
CHARLIE: Oh, shit. Wait. Who's this?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 38
- in, uh... in her goodies there, so... - Oh, my God. Wait a second.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 39
Yeah, he's a survivor. He's gonna
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 40
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 41
I'm so sorry. Um, can I help you?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 42
I just wasn't ready for it. I was... I was gonna do a th...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 43
- I'd like a haircut, please. - Oh.
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Good. As it should be.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 45
women's hair, and I was gonna claim discrimination
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 46
No! No.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 47
- Yeah, I'm not gonna do that. - [SIGHS] Look,
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destroying young people's lives, aren't you?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 49
Oh, shit.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 50
And plus, there's no doggy paternity test to actually prove

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 2
Well, uh, there's good news and there's bad news. Right?
#2
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 3
I mean, one time I tried to give him a belly scratch
#3
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 4
Hmm... Okay. Uh, do you two not understand gender?
#4
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 5
I'm afraid that she most likely will not survive the delivery.
#5
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 6
so when she gives birth,
#6
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 7
Uh, I'm so sorry, but we don't perform that procedure here.
#7
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 8
- Oh. Oh... Hi! - Hi... G-Going the wrong way.
#8
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 9
With luxurious locks like yours, it could take, oh,
#9
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 10
- Look at her.Beautiful. Gorgeous. - Beautiful girl. Yeah, gorgeous.
#10
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 11
- and, man, she was never heard of ever again. - [BELCHING]
#11
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 12
- We're trying to help these women. - Oh, my God.
#12
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 13
I'm using you as an example.
#13
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we're the ones that have to look at it all day!
#14
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Because I choose to, and there's nothing you can do about it.
#15
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 16
what we'd like you to do is kill the dog puppies, if you could.
#16
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 17
- Hang on one second. My friend wants to talk to you. - Yeah. I'll do it.
#17
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 18
Look, there was a transition at some point, all right?
#18
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 19
She's gone too far! She has no idea
#19
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 20
You-you got to get that valve down, man.
#20
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 21
Ooh, Frankie, that valve is bad, man. That is backed up.
#21
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those long, beautiful locks of yours.
#23
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I had hair down to my butt crack.
#24
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 25
But I shaved it all off to the nub. It never grew back.
#25
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 26
What?
#26
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 27
to check it out, see how it's doing.
#27
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 28
for high-end shampoos and conditioners.
#28
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 29
That-that was an unrelated burp.
#29
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 30
Okay.
#30
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 31
- Oh. - You're a doctor?
#31
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 32
- That's impressive, yeah. - Sorry. Sorry.
#32
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 33
But I do fuck with dogs,
#33
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 34
- Uh, n-no. The, the opposite, actually. - Okay.
#34
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 35
Yeah, is there a version, like, where no dog dies?
#35
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 36
no dog, but we can get it done.
#36
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 37
CHARLIE: Oh, shit. Wait. Who's this?
#37
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 38
- in, uh... in her goodies there, so... - Oh, my God. Wait a second.
#38
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 39
Yeah, he's a survivor. He's gonna
#39
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I'm so sorry. Um, can I help you?
#41
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I just wasn't ready for it. I was... I was gonna do a th...
#42
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 43
- I'd like a haircut, please. - Oh.
#43
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 44
Good. As it should be.
#44
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 45
women's hair, and I was gonna claim discrimination
#45
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 46
No! No.
#46
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 47
- Yeah, I'm not gonna do that. - [SIGHS] Look,
#47
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 48
destroying young people's lives, aren't you?
#48
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 49
Oh, shit.
#49
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 14 Episode 9 (S14E09) - 50
And plus, there's no doggy paternity test to actually prove
#50