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Season 3  "The Gang Dances Their Asses Off"  3x15

Aired 13 years ago - Nov 15, 2007

In the season finale, Charlie accidentally puts Paddy's up as a prize for a dance marathon, which prompts the gang to enter the competition in order to save their bar.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 1
What the hell is that? Eighth grade dance competition. I won to this song.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 2
All you've ever done... Stop.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 3
Good guess. And I'm gonna win this bar with the help of my shiny new legs.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 4
They look so sturdy. He's, like, half machine.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 5
What is that awful noise?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 6
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 7
He's not gonna go down easy. No way.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 8
All right, folks. That's our first casualty of the night.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 9
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 10
Oh, Mr. Fancy Pants. Excuse me. I'm just trying to have a good competition here.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 11
We could use this partner switch to get into people's heads.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 12
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 13
You lousy bastards.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 14
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 15
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 16
My fiancé and I, we're not really dancers.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 17
Relax. He's an instructor. He's showing me a new dance. What's it called again?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 18
All right. Just make it quick. I'll make it quick.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 19
So let's not worry about it. Let's just talk about other things for a little bit.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 20
All right, how would I do that? I got an idea.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 21
Get lost, street rat! I'm not a street... I was a man of the cl...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 22
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 23
I'll show it to you one day. I don't want to learn it.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 24
Absolutely!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 25
I'm always putting my cream all over his face, and it pisses him off.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 26
'Cause I got the moves that are gonna make me number one.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 27
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 28
"Engaged. " That's just a word. It doesn't mean anything.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 29
Come on, man. Let me show you some moves. He's just trying to help.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 30
We don't want you out of the competition, right? No!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 31
Oh, come on! Let's get out of here!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 32
Goddamn it.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 33
You're not even in the contest anymore, bro. I certainly am.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 34
So you might as well go out with a bang and have some insurance.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 35
Yeah. You gotta make him jealous.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 36
Okay, it's reverse psychology. No, it's not.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 37
I'm gonna go grind a homeless guy. Good girl. Make it dirty.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 38
Hey. Hey, pretty lady? Look, can you do me a favor?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 39
You're number two. What's up, bitches?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 40
Come on, guys. Just eat it and you'll have a burst of energy. Trust me.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 41
You've been cahooting with them! I have not been cahooting!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 42
Not when it's with my partner. I'm cutting in. Get out of here! Back off!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 43
Let these strong, sweet, sexual arms hold you. So strong.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 44
No, Charlie. Don't go limp.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 45
I was getting somewhere, wasn't I? No, you weren't.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 46
You're gonna take me out? You bet.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 47
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 48
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 49
What's going on, monkeys? Yeah. How are those kegs treating ya?
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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 2
All you've ever done... Stop.
#2
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 3
Good guess. And I'm gonna win this bar with the help of my shiny new legs.
#3
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 4
They look so sturdy. He's, like, half machine.
#4
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 5
What is that awful noise?
#5
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He's not gonna go down easy. No way.
#7
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 8
All right, folks. That's our first casualty of the night.
#8
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Oh, Mr. Fancy Pants. Excuse me. I'm just trying to have a good competition here.
#10
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 11
We could use this partner switch to get into people's heads.
#11
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You lousy bastards.
#13
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My fiancé and I, we're not really dancers.
#16
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Relax. He's an instructor. He's showing me a new dance. What's it called again?
#17
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 18
All right. Just make it quick. I'll make it quick.
#18
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 19
So let's not worry about it. Let's just talk about other things for a little bit.
#19
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 20
All right, how would I do that? I got an idea.
#20
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 21
Get lost, street rat! I'm not a street... I was a man of the cl...
#21
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I'll show it to you one day. I don't want to learn it.
#23
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 24
Absolutely!
#24
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 25
I'm always putting my cream all over his face, and it pisses him off.
#25
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 26
'Cause I got the moves that are gonna make me number one.
#26
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"Engaged. " That's just a word. It doesn't mean anything.
#28
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 29
Come on, man. Let me show you some moves. He's just trying to help.
#29
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 30
We don't want you out of the competition, right? No!
#30
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 31
Oh, come on! Let's get out of here!
#31
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 32
Goddamn it.
#32
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 33
You're not even in the contest anymore, bro. I certainly am.
#33
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 34
So you might as well go out with a bang and have some insurance.
#34
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 35
Yeah. You gotta make him jealous.
#35
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 36
Okay, it's reverse psychology. No, it's not.
#36
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 37
I'm gonna go grind a homeless guy. Good girl. Make it dirty.
#37
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 38
Hey. Hey, pretty lady? Look, can you do me a favor?
#38
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 39
You're number two. What's up, bitches?
#39
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 40
Come on, guys. Just eat it and you'll have a burst of energy. Trust me.
#40
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 41
You've been cahooting with them! I have not been cahooting!
#41
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 42
Not when it's with my partner. I'm cutting in. Get out of here! Back off!
#42
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 43
Let these strong, sweet, sexual arms hold you. So strong.
#43
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 44
No, Charlie. Don't go limp.
#44
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 45
I was getting somewhere, wasn't I? No, you weren't.
#45
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 15 (S03E15) - 46
You're gonna take me out? You bet.
#46
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What's going on, monkeys? Yeah. How are those kegs treating ya?
#49
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