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Season 3  "Sweet Dee's Dating a Retarded Person"  3x9

Aired 16 years ago - Oct 11, 2007

Dee gets involved with a famous local rapper who might be mentally challenged, and whose success inspires the rest of the gang to start a band.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 1
Why am I not in it? I have a great voice.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 2
Yeah, I think he's right. It's all about image and marketing.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 3
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 4
35 inch scale... Shh. That's the one.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 5
Holy shit. Where did you learn how to play like that?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 6
Well, can I bare my soul to you for a second, man? Of course, buddy.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 7
You're not listening to what I'm saying, are you? Totally.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 8
No. Holland is his first name and Oates is his last name, dude.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 9
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 10
I just think you should know whether or not you're gold-digging a retarded guy.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 11
'cause people who aren't retarded usually drive.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 12
Yes? Oh, hi. I think we have the wrong address.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 13
I mean, he has overcome some pretty difficult odds. Yes, he has.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 14
Yeah, that means nothing to me. That means a whole lot. Retarded three, normal zero.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 15
Whoa! Hold on a second. Where'd four come from? It's definitely not four.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 16
Hey! Oh, you brought your crew, baby.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 17
Shut your mouth.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 18
Well, uh, it doesn't sound very good.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 19
We should be out gettin' wasted and breakin' shit!
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 20
Yeah. It's covered in bird shit.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 21
No! Wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute. Charlie is right.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 22
Keep smashing things, guys! It's a ripple effect!
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 23
Why-Why-Why would you do that?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 24
This is not rock and roll!
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 25
Your shirt's on backwards. What?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 26
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 27
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 28
It's not the '50s anymore, Frank. The kids aren't bopping anymore.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 29
Other than a cookie, what's the other meaning?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 30
Hey, how's that song coming? Yeah, I'll be out in a second, all right?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 31
Is this a page from a coloring book?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 32
All right. Ready?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 33
Every night you come into my room and pin me down
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 34
I become the spirit of the Night Man.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 35
One on top and one on bottom
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 36
And pin me down with your strong hands
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 37
Yes. Well, I've got an awful lot of reading to do.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 38
You know what mean? Like...
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 39
All right, here's the song.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 40
Dee, we're trying to have band practice here.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 41
It's not funny at all. This guy's perfect for me, and you've blown it and ruined everything.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 42
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 43
They took you, Night Man and you don't belong to them
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 44
Stupid, can't write...
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 45
Right. Let's get some light in here.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 46
I never know, man.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 47
Sun Sun
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 48
Do you want some? No.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 49
Ladies and gentlemen, we are Electric Dream Machine.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 50
Fighter of the Night Man Ah, ah, ahh

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 2
Yeah, I think he's right. It's all about image and marketing.
#2 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 3 #3 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 4
35 inch scale... Shh. That's the one.
#4 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 5
Holy shit. Where did you learn how to play like that?
#5 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 6
Well, can I bare my soul to you for a second, man? Of course, buddy.
#6 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 7
You're not listening to what I'm saying, are you? Totally.
#7 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 8
No. Holland is his first name and Oates is his last name, dude.
#8 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 9 #9 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 10
I just think you should know whether or not you're gold-digging a retarded guy.
#10 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 11
'cause people who aren't retarded usually drive.
#11 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 12
Yes? Oh, hi. I think we have the wrong address.
#12 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 13
I mean, he has overcome some pretty difficult odds. Yes, he has.
#13 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 14
Yeah, that means nothing to me. That means a whole lot. Retarded three, normal zero.
#14 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 15
Whoa! Hold on a second. Where'd four come from? It's definitely not four.
#15 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 16
Hey! Oh, you brought your crew, baby.
#16 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 17
Shut your mouth.
#17 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 18
Well, uh, it doesn't sound very good.
#18 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 19
We should be out gettin' wasted and breakin' shit!
#19 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 20
Yeah. It's covered in bird shit.
#20 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 21
No! Wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute. Charlie is right.
#21 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 22
Keep smashing things, guys! It's a ripple effect!
#22 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 23
Why-Why-Why would you do that?
#23 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 24
This is not rock and roll!
#24 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 25
Your shirt's on backwards. What?
#25 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 26 #26 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 27 #27 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 28
It's not the '50s anymore, Frank. The kids aren't bopping anymore.
#28 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 29
Other than a cookie, what's the other meaning?
#29 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 30
Hey, how's that song coming? Yeah, I'll be out in a second, all right?
#30 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 31
Is this a page from a coloring book?
#31 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 32
All right. Ready?
#32 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 33
Every night you come into my room and pin me down
#33 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 34
I become the spirit of the Night Man.
#34 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 35
One on top and one on bottom
#35 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 36
And pin me down with your strong hands
#36 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 37
Yes. Well, I've got an awful lot of reading to do.
#37 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 38
You know what mean? Like...
#38 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 39
All right, here's the song.
#39 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 40
Dee, we're trying to have band practice here.
#40 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 41
It's not funny at all. This guy's perfect for me, and you've blown it and ruined everything.
#41 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 42 #42 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 43
They took you, Night Man and you don't belong to them
#43 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 44
Stupid, can't write...
#44 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 45
Right. Let's get some light in here.
#45 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 46
I never know, man.
#46 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 47
Sun Sun
#47 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 48
Do you want some? No.
#48 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 49
Ladies and gentlemen, we are Electric Dream Machine.
#49 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 50
Fighter of the Night Man Ah, ah, ahh
#50