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Season 3  "The Gang Finds a Dumpster Baby"  3x1

Aired 13 years ago - Sep 13, 2007

The gang finds a baby in a dumpster, and Dee and Mac decide to raise him. Meanwhile, Dennis wants to join a group of environmental activists and Charlie attempts to learn the truth about his paternity.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 1
the HIV virus and it's all your fault. Are you happy, Dee?
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looking for recyclable materials.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 3
What we're doing is completely legal,
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 4
with your moussed-up, hair-sprayed coif.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 5
Hey, Frank!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 6
You could chop a camel right in the hump and drink all of its milk
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 7
moussed coif hairspray and start being like a suburban tool!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 8
All right, so we got the diapers and the wipes and the powder.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 9
You're not gonna help me and do this with you?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 10
We're not gonna raise anything together. You know why?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 11
You gonna guilt me into staying? Okay, I guess I have to stay.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 12
I can't sleep, dude. It's impossible.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 13
I'm just going nuts thinking about what else is out there.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 14
I get to the top of it, I find the nest. This is baby bluebirds.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 15
I'm gonna devote myself completely to the cause.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 16
- and my kine bud with me. - What?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 17
Put this in a plastic bag and boom! Shower radio, buddy.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 18
Right in the pile.
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and gross to you. You know what? I don't know what you're doing.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 21
- Should we nursing it? - I haven't slept in 3 days.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 22
- Uh, his name? - It's...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 23
We have an opportunity to give it a future.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 24
We've got meetings with agents all over town.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 25
Well, the Latino market is the fastest growing demographic in the country.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 26
For all we know, he is Mexican.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 27
Because we're truly trying to give him a future.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 28
We don't want to jam you up.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 29
You chose not to. That's on you.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 30
in protest.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 31
and singing a few sweet jams sounds like a really good time,
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 32
If anyone is gonna chain themselves to anything, it's gonna be me.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 33
- Two more, let's keep it moving. - We gotta drop off at the base camp.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 34
Charlie, maybe we should get rid of some of this shit.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 35
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 36
Me and my girl, side by side, saving a life,
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 37
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 38
- We're like animals. - Look, we got to stick together,
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 39
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 40
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How can you be a hundred percent positive?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 42
She probably went right from the clinic, banged some guy
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 43
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 44
I had an abortion, it just didn't take.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 45
And I had the procedure and then they told me you were dead.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 46
He would've made me throw you in a Dumpster.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 47
Gonna look stupid and smell like shit.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 48
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 49
Charlie, the incident with Frank happened three months ago.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 50
And you know what? I found them.

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looking for recyclable materials.
#2
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What we're doing is completely legal,
#3
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 4
with your moussed-up, hair-sprayed coif.
#4
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 5
Hey, Frank!
#5
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You could chop a camel right in the hump and drink all of its milk
#6
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 7
moussed coif hairspray and start being like a suburban tool!
#7
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 8
All right, so we got the diapers and the wipes and the powder.
#8
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 9
You're not gonna help me and do this with you?
#9
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 10
We're not gonna raise anything together. You know why?
#10
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 11
You gonna guilt me into staying? Okay, I guess I have to stay.
#11
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 12
I can't sleep, dude. It's impossible.
#12
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 13
I'm just going nuts thinking about what else is out there.
#13
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 14
I get to the top of it, I find the nest. This is baby bluebirds.
#14
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 15
I'm gonna devote myself completely to the cause.
#15
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- and my kine bud with me. - What?
#16
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Put this in a plastic bag and boom! Shower radio, buddy.
#17
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Right in the pile.
#18
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and gross to you. You know what? I don't know what you're doing.
#20
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- Should we nursing it? - I haven't slept in 3 days.
#21
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- Uh, his name? - It's...
#22
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We have an opportunity to give it a future.
#23
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 24
We've got meetings with agents all over town.
#24
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Well, the Latino market is the fastest growing demographic in the country.
#25
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 26
For all we know, he is Mexican.
#26
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Because we're truly trying to give him a future.
#27
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We don't want to jam you up.
#28
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You chose not to. That's on you.
#29
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in protest.
#30
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and singing a few sweet jams sounds like a really good time,
#31
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If anyone is gonna chain themselves to anything, it's gonna be me.
#32
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- Two more, let's keep it moving. - We gotta drop off at the base camp.
#33
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Charlie, maybe we should get rid of some of this shit.
#34
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Me and my girl, side by side, saving a life,
#36
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- We're like animals. - Look, we got to stick together,
#38
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How can you be a hundred percent positive?
#41
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She probably went right from the clinic, banged some guy
#42
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I had an abortion, it just didn't take.
#44
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And I had the procedure and then they told me you were dead.
#45
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He would've made me throw you in a Dumpster.
#46
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Gonna look stupid and smell like shit.
#47
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Charlie, the incident with Frank happened three months ago.
#49
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And you know what? I found them.
#50