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Season 3  "The Gang Gets Held Hostage"  3x4

Aired 13 years ago - Sep 20, 2007

The McPoyles hold the entire gang hostage at Paddys while Frank is busy searching for his will in the air ducts.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 1
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 2
This is serious. We could get Stockholm syndrome.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 3
Dee is right. Now look, we need to watch out for each other, okay?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 4
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 5
I had a terrible ride. Charlie, you had the worst ride.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 6
So come down here and get me out of here. Where the hell have you been?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 7
Once that will is safe and secure, I'll come and help you.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 8
you guys are gonna dig a hole straight through the wall to the next building.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 9
You're gonna be on Dee's team? Some loyalty, bro. You don't wanna be on my team?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 10
I feel we would be a lot more relaxed if we had some beers. Oh, and a cooler!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 11
No beer. No cooler. Margaret, put your hand down.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 12
Oh, come on. That's awesome.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 13
Charlie, what are you tryin' to tell me?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 14
Wha... Wha-What? Oh, shit!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 15
They're gonna stay all nice and cool while we get all hot and steamy.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 16
Help me out with this map. Whoa! What are you doing with my map, dude?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 17
With Frank dead, the will gone, Charlie gets all the money. I get all the money? What money?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 18
Get outta here. Where? Right here.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 19
I can't see anything. Look closer.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 20
You're lyin', we could die, and I never got to fart in your face before!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 21
A couple of glasses of milk... lukewarm, skim for the lady.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 22
Then bluff this! Ryan, stab somebody!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 23
Oh, my...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 24
Get inside their head. And have sex with them.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 25
I know I can get the girl to fall in love with me. Okay.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 26
Mac, what's with the goddamn heat?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 27
you think you could give the walkie-talkie over to Mac?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 28
Whatever happens, make sure Charlie's the first one to die.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 29
Gotta kill Frank. Gotta kill him somehow.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 30
It's too obvious who the hostages and who the captors are.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 31
Oh, well, that's a great idea. Dee, shut up.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 32
But that's where we are. So hand me that shotgun...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 33
Whoever can destroy more things on the inside of this bar wins. And the teams have changed.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 34
Are you kidding me, dude? You're a born smasher. Yes! I'm a born smasher.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 35
Listen to me, okay? I don't blame you for that betrayal, but you're acting nuts.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 36
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 37
Margaret, you like sweat, don't you?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 38
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 39
Huh? Not my fault. I'm sick.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 40
Go by and look. Charlie saved my life! No. No, blast her!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 41
I am gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 42
God! I just stepped in glass! There's broken bottles all over the place.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 43
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 44
But that goddamn Mac, he...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 45
What are you talkin' about? What are you doin'? Put your hands down.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 46
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 47
That' part's over. We're in love now, and you can sneak me out of here.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 48
Everybody to the roof. It's time to pay the piper.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 49
Actually, we both won 'cause we were on the same team. So we're both safe.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 50
Right?

Or scroll and see one by one:

Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 2
This is serious. We could get Stockholm syndrome.
#2
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 3
Dee is right. Now look, we need to watch out for each other, okay?
#3
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 4 #4 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 5
I had a terrible ride. Charlie, you had the worst ride.
#5
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 6
So come down here and get me out of here. Where the hell have you been?
#6
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 7
Once that will is safe and secure, I'll come and help you.
#7
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 8
you guys are gonna dig a hole straight through the wall to the next building.
#8
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 9
You're gonna be on Dee's team? Some loyalty, bro. You don't wanna be on my team?
#9
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 10
I feel we would be a lot more relaxed if we had some beers. Oh, and a cooler!
#10
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 11
No beer. No cooler. Margaret, put your hand down.
#11
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 12
Oh, come on. That's awesome.
#12
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 13
Charlie, what are you tryin' to tell me?
#13
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 14
Wha... Wha-What? Oh, shit!
#14
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 15
They're gonna stay all nice and cool while we get all hot and steamy.
#15
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 16
Help me out with this map. Whoa! What are you doing with my map, dude?
#16
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 17
With Frank dead, the will gone, Charlie gets all the money. I get all the money? What money?
#17
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 18
Get outta here. Where? Right here.
#18
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 19
I can't see anything. Look closer.
#19
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 20
You're lyin', we could die, and I never got to fart in your face before!
#20
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 21
A couple of glasses of milk... lukewarm, skim for the lady.
#21
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 22
Then bluff this! Ryan, stab somebody!
#22
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 23
Oh, my...
#23
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 24
Get inside their head. And have sex with them.
#24
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 25
I know I can get the girl to fall in love with me. Okay.
#25
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 26
Mac, what's with the goddamn heat?
#26
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 27
you think you could give the walkie-talkie over to Mac?
#27
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 28
Whatever happens, make sure Charlie's the first one to die.
#28
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 29
Gotta kill Frank. Gotta kill him somehow.
#29
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 30
It's too obvious who the hostages and who the captors are.
#30
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 31
Oh, well, that's a great idea. Dee, shut up.
#31
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 32
But that's where we are. So hand me that shotgun...
#32
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 33
Whoever can destroy more things on the inside of this bar wins. And the teams have changed.
#33
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 34
Are you kidding me, dude? You're a born smasher. Yes! I'm a born smasher.
#34
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 35
Listen to me, okay? I don't blame you for that betrayal, but you're acting nuts.
#35
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 36 #36 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 37
Margaret, you like sweat, don't you?
#37
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 38 #38 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 39
Huh? Not my fault. I'm sick.
#39
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 40
Go by and look. Charlie saved my life! No. No, blast her!
#40
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 41
I am gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast...
#41
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 42
God! I just stepped in glass! There's broken bottles all over the place.
#42
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 43 #43 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 44
But that goddamn Mac, he...
#44
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 45
What are you talkin' about? What are you doin'? Put your hands down.
#45
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 46 #46 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 47
That' part's over. We're in love now, and you can sneak me out of here.
#47
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 48
Everybody to the roof. It's time to pay the piper.
#48
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 49
Actually, we both won 'cause we were on the same team. So we're both safe.
#49
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 50
Right?
#50