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Season 3  "Bums: Making a Mess All Over the City"  3x14

Aired 16 years ago - Nov 08, 2007

Mac and Dee become vigilantes in order to remove the homeless from their neighborhood, while Frank and Dennis impersonate police officers.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 1
And they should be, 'cause I'll explode all over them.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 2
You know what? I think someone just earned themselves a nickname.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 3
How about Jaguar Hands? Nah.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 4
Hi. Would you two be interested in...
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 5
They're racing by us as fast as they can.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 6
Okay. Feel that? How's that feel for you?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 7
No. We're gonna run out. No more gumming for a little while.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 8
Where have you been hiding? Where have you been?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 9
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 10
Actually, it's the opposite of great, Charlie.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 11
Wonderful, Cricket. Then you can help us sell our cocaine.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 12
Please stop calling me a street urchin. I'm not a street urchin.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 13
I guess Charlie and I didn't see you sitting atop your homeless ivory tower.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 14
Clearly, the two of you have strong feelings for each other...
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 15
One thing could lead to another. You never know.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 16
I gotta take a cut now, Cricket. We're working together.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 17
You spend a shitload of money on a chalice you're just gonna eat cereal out of...
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 18
You don't have to kiss her. We can make that one of your rules.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 19
I wanna set up a doctor's appointment anyway just to be... just to be safe.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 20
Is this about bringing a horse back to the bar? That is completely insane.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 21
It's Rickety Cricket. It's Rickety Cricket. It's Rickety Cricket.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 22
It's exactly as I imagined it would be. What is?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 23
That's good. But we have another day.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 24
I can get a horse. You're not gonna get a horse, Charlie.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 25
that we're gonna need you to go back out there and do it again.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 26
Where'd you get that? Every good dealer keeps a head stash.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 27
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 28
Check this out.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 29
It says right here... "No Rules. " Don't be so uptight.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 30
Look, I'm gonna get you out of this.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 31
You gotta do right by me, okay?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 32
Now he's gonna stab us in the back. I don't think so.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 33
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 34
These are trash cans? Then why do they sound like this?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 35
I still gotta write the seventh act. It's kinda all up here.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 36
and a hundred and fifty every hour after that.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 37
I need... I need you
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 38
Don Sal? Yeah. What?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 39
What is important is that I get out on those streets...
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 40
I need you to go over to my house...
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 41
Like a protection thing. Yeah. It's somethin' like that.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 42
Two hearts that beat as one
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 43
What the hell you doin' here? I'm working. What are you doing?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 44
Hey! Hey! You! Out! This is our turf. Get out.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 45
Go! Get up there! Now! Stay! Stay! Stay!
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 46
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 47
We can't do this. Mm-hmm.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 48
That's too much, huh? That's too much flour.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 49
It's just gonna be you and me and Peter Nincompoop.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 50
We can't get outta here on that. We need a car. It's too obvious.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 2
You know what? I think someone just earned themselves a nickname.
#2 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 3
How about Jaguar Hands? Nah.
#3 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 4
Hi. Would you two be interested in...
#4 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 5
They're racing by us as fast as they can.
#5 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 6
Okay. Feel that? How's that feel for you?
#6 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 7
No. We're gonna run out. No more gumming for a little while.
#7 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 8
Where have you been hiding? Where have you been?
#8 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 9 #9 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 10
Actually, it's the opposite of great, Charlie.
#10 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 11
Wonderful, Cricket. Then you can help us sell our cocaine.
#11 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 12
Please stop calling me a street urchin. I'm not a street urchin.
#12 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 13
I guess Charlie and I didn't see you sitting atop your homeless ivory tower.
#13 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 14
Clearly, the two of you have strong feelings for each other...
#14 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 15
One thing could lead to another. You never know.
#15 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 16
I gotta take a cut now, Cricket. We're working together.
#16 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 17
You spend a shitload of money on a chalice you're just gonna eat cereal out of...
#17 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 18
You don't have to kiss her. We can make that one of your rules.
#18 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 19
I wanna set up a doctor's appointment anyway just to be... just to be safe.
#19 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 20
Is this about bringing a horse back to the bar? That is completely insane.
#20 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 21
It's Rickety Cricket. It's Rickety Cricket. It's Rickety Cricket.
#21 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 22
It's exactly as I imagined it would be. What is?
#22 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 23
That's good. But we have another day.
#23 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 24
I can get a horse. You're not gonna get a horse, Charlie.
#24 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 25
that we're gonna need you to go back out there and do it again.
#25 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 26
Where'd you get that? Every good dealer keeps a head stash.
#26 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 27 #27 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 28
Check this out.
#28 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 29
It says right here... "No Rules. " Don't be so uptight.
#29 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 30
Look, I'm gonna get you out of this.
#30 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 31
You gotta do right by me, okay?
#31 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 32
Now he's gonna stab us in the back. I don't think so.
#32 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 33 #33 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 34
These are trash cans? Then why do they sound like this?
#34 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 35
I still gotta write the seventh act. It's kinda all up here.
#35 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 36
and a hundred and fifty every hour after that.
#36 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 37
I need... I need you
#37 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 38
Don Sal? Yeah. What?
#38 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 39
What is important is that I get out on those streets...
#39 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 40
I need you to go over to my house...
#40 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 41
Like a protection thing. Yeah. It's somethin' like that.
#41 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 42
Two hearts that beat as one
#42 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 43
What the hell you doin' here? I'm working. What are you doing?
#43 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 44
Hey! Hey! You! Out! This is our turf. Get out.
#44 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 45
Go! Get up there! Now! Stay! Stay! Stay!
#45 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 46 #46 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 47
We can't do this. Mm-hmm.
#47 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 48
That's too much, huh? That's too much flour.
#48 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 49
It's just gonna be you and me and Peter Nincompoop.
#49 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 50
We can't get outta here on that. We need a car. It's too obvious.
#50