S3 E12
Status
Continuing
Next episode
TBA
Airs
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FX
SEASON
VIEW ALL EPISODE

Season 3  "The Gang Gets Whacked, Part 1"  3x12

Aired 13 years ago - Nov 01, 2007

After stumbling upon a kilo of cocaine, the gang is forced to pay off a $25,000 debt to the mob. Mac becomes a mob informant, while Frank pimps out Dennis as an escort at the local country club. Charlie stumbles upon an opportunity to sell illegal narcotics.

Mouse over thumbnail for slideshow

Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 1
All right. Well, both ways work. I kinda like my way.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 2
We're not gonna deal drugs. Yeah, right.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 3
My God. Relax, dude. No one's gonna mention your name.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 4
Uh, well, listen, Bingo. We got a bucket of nose clams fresh from the sea.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 5
I don't even know what you're talking about. It's so obvious!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 6
Perfect. You found a perfect medium ground there.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 7
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 8
And the certain somebody that we know thinks they saw that certain someone...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 9
be a little bit more clear 'cause I didn't get that last part.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 10
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 11
Well, thanks, gentlemen. That's... That's very... a very clear message.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 12
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 13
Look! The point is, we're gonna give them the money that you got from Bingo. So it's...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 14
I was using "Dead Presidents" as a cover. You didn't get that?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 15
Frank, this is not the time to be throwing down life lessons, all right?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 16
Okay. No problem.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 17
that we can sell back to other people at a higher price. Yeah.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 18
But think about it this way. If we split it, it's only a few hundred dollars each.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 19
They're... The economy is in shambles.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 20
I told you not to involve me in that! Did you mention my name?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 21
So... I'm putting my foot down on this one.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 22
You can't make no $25,000 from that amount of pills.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 23
I was saying the male escort Is really hard to come by.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 24
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 25
Dennis, I think you should unbutton this button too. No...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 26
There's a racetrack next door, dude.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 27
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 28
Yeah. Wow. You know, she seems like a real nice horse.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 29
Not me. Hey, why don't you come and meet the fellas?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 30
Ooh! No. No. I will be your business partner.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 31
Yeah. I think you should get Jameson on the phone for me.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 32
Yep. That is adorable.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 33
No, look, I'm not a gigolo, all right?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 34
Really? I wouldn't have to bang these ladies? No.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 35
Hey.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 36
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 37
So you want that job or not?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 38
Well, something tells me you probably were never half-man, half-horse.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 39
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 40
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 41
You smell like cheese. No, no.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 42
You are my ho. Look, dude.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 43
Yeah. Where? Ah, the guilty parties.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 44
Good. No, I'm not prostitute, okay?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 45
Dee, let's take Charlie's money and go buy some cocaine.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 46
Excuse me! We're in some serious hot water here...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 47
Walk? It's like 40 miles!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 48
It's all right. I put the parking brake on. Sorry about that, boys.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 49
You did have something to do with it?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 50
I want to dress like a track star.

Or scroll and see one by one:

Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 2
We're not gonna deal drugs. Yeah, right.
#2
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 3
My God. Relax, dude. No one's gonna mention your name.
#3
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 4
Uh, well, listen, Bingo. We got a bucket of nose clams fresh from the sea.
#4
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 5
I don't even know what you're talking about. It's so obvious!
#5
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 6
Perfect. You found a perfect medium ground there.
#6
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 7 #7 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 8
And the certain somebody that we know thinks they saw that certain someone...
#8
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 9
be a little bit more clear 'cause I didn't get that last part.
#9
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 10 #10 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 11
Well, thanks, gentlemen. That's... That's very... a very clear message.
#11
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 12 #12 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 13
Look! The point is, we're gonna give them the money that you got from Bingo. So it's...
#13
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 14
I was using "Dead Presidents" as a cover. You didn't get that?
#14
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 15
Frank, this is not the time to be throwing down life lessons, all right?
#15
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 16
Okay. No problem.
#16
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 17
that we can sell back to other people at a higher price. Yeah.
#17
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 18
But think about it this way. If we split it, it's only a few hundred dollars each.
#18
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 19
They're... The economy is in shambles.
#19
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 20
I told you not to involve me in that! Did you mention my name?
#20
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 21
So... I'm putting my foot down on this one.
#21
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 22
You can't make no $25,000 from that amount of pills.
#22
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 23
I was saying the male escort Is really hard to come by.
#23
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 24 #24 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 25
Dennis, I think you should unbutton this button too. No...
#25
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 26
There's a racetrack next door, dude.
#26
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 27 #27 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 28
Yeah. Wow. You know, she seems like a real nice horse.
#28
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 29
Not me. Hey, why don't you come and meet the fellas?
#29
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 30
Ooh! No. No. I will be your business partner.
#30
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 31
Yeah. I think you should get Jameson on the phone for me.
#31
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 32
Yep. That is adorable.
#32
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 33
No, look, I'm not a gigolo, all right?
#33
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 34
Really? I wouldn't have to bang these ladies? No.
#34
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 35
Hey.
#35
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 36 #36 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 37
So you want that job or not?
#37
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 38
Well, something tells me you probably were never half-man, half-horse.
#38
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 39 #39 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 40 #40 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 41
You smell like cheese. No, no.
#41
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 42
You are my ho. Look, dude.
#42
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 43
Yeah. Where? Ah, the guilty parties.
#43
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 44
Good. No, I'm not prostitute, okay?
#44
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 45
Dee, let's take Charlie's money and go buy some cocaine.
#45
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 46
Excuse me! We're in some serious hot water here...
#46
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 47
Walk? It's like 40 miles!
#47
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 48
It's all right. I put the parking brake on. Sorry about that, boys.
#48
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 49
You did have something to do with it?
#49
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 50
I want to dress like a track star.
#50