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Season 3  "Dennis and Dee's Mom is Dead"  3x3

Aired 17 years ago - Sep 20, 2007

After Barbara's death, Dee and Frank are unhappy to learn that she left them both out of the will, while Dennis inherits the mansion which he plans to turn into a party pad.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 1
In fact, I'm certainly not speaking to your mom now, because she's dead.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 2
Goddamn it!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 3
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 4
Too late... I'm already full throttle over here.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 5
You call Brucey on the phone and tell him that you want
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 6
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 7
I need to be amongst my friends. Let's call the crew.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 8
- Well, what about all our friends? - What about Dooley? Call Dooley!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 9
I knew he was...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 10
He has a restraing order against me. Can't go within 500 feet of him.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 11
If we were to all die suddenly, just like my mom did,
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 12
- Let's go out and make some friends. - Let's do that. But first,
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 13
When he gets here, I want you to hold my hand through the whole thing.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 14
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 15
I am also broken up.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 16
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 17
You know, he's got a little bit of a germ problem.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 18
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 19
that we'll need to use our fortune, that my mother gave you
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 20
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 21
All right, read back what we got so far, 'cause I don't...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 22
tough dudes and some big dudes.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 23
Well, I'm the funny fat guy, so don't worry about that.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 24
- Too complicated. - Yeah. What about, uh, bicep?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 25
- Okay. - Great.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 26
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 27
A penis... No, it's a...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 28
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 29
What's up with this beefcake? Is he coming to the party?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 30
I shall use this crossbow to pierce my broken heart.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 31
You should see how passionate he got when I showed him the dick flyer.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 32
I got to go home get another costume.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 33
We've to go along with whatever he throws at us. So close to that money.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 34
Mac, here come our guests. Come on.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 35
- Yeah. - Where is everybody?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 36
- You're a drinker tonight. - You're gonna be telling stories
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 37
"The dance was a total disaster.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 38
I share this little girl's pain.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 39
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 40
That sounds good.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 41
like, the best relationship that you can,
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 42
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 43
Why are you guys doing this?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 44
"even though Danielle was, like, all over him today in school.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 45
It's all part of the healing process.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 46
in so many ways.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 47
Okay, tell me... just... tell me what you are into.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 48
Yeah, perhaps now would be a good time for you to pleasure yourself for him.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 49
Because we're waiting until we get married.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 50
So why don't we just do a wedding, like, do it tomorrow.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 2
Goddamn it!
#2
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Too late... I'm already full throttle over here.
#4
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You call Brucey on the phone and tell him that you want
#5
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I need to be amongst my friends. Let's call the crew.
#7
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 8
- Well, what about all our friends? - What about Dooley? Call Dooley!
#8
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 9
I knew he was...
#9
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 10
He has a restraing order against me. Can't go within 500 feet of him.
#10
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 11
If we were to all die suddenly, just like my mom did,
#11
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 12
- Let's go out and make some friends. - Let's do that. But first,
#12
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 13
When he gets here, I want you to hold my hand through the whole thing.
#13
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I am also broken up.
#15
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You know, he's got a little bit of a germ problem.
#17
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that we'll need to use our fortune, that my mother gave you
#19
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All right, read back what we got so far, 'cause I don't...
#21
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 22
tough dudes and some big dudes.
#22
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 23
Well, I'm the funny fat guy, so don't worry about that.
#23
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 24
- Too complicated. - Yeah. What about, uh, bicep?
#24
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 25
- Okay. - Great.
#25
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A penis... No, it's a...
#27
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What's up with this beefcake? Is he coming to the party?
#29
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 30
I shall use this crossbow to pierce my broken heart.
#30
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 31
You should see how passionate he got when I showed him the dick flyer.
#31
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 32
I got to go home get another costume.
#32
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 33
We've to go along with whatever he throws at us. So close to that money.
#33
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 34
Mac, here come our guests. Come on.
#34
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 35
- Yeah. - Where is everybody?
#35
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 36
- You're a drinker tonight. - You're gonna be telling stories
#36
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 37
"The dance was a total disaster.
#37
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 38
I share this little girl's pain.
#38
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That sounds good.
#40
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like, the best relationship that you can,
#41
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 42 #42 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 43
Why are you guys doing this?
#43
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 44
"even though Danielle was, like, all over him today in school.
#44
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 45
It's all part of the healing process.
#45
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 46
in so many ways.
#46
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 47
Okay, tell me... just... tell me what you are into.
#47
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 48
Yeah, perhaps now would be a good time for you to pleasure yourself for him.
#48
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 49
Because we're waiting until we get married.
#49
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 50
So why don't we just do a wedding, like, do it tomorrow.
#50