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Season 3  "The Gang Gets Whacked, Part 1"  3x12

Aired 17 years ago - Nov 01, 2007

After stumbling upon a kilo of cocaine, the gang is forced to pay off a $25,000 debt to the mob. Mac becomes a mob informant, while Frank pimps out Dennis as an escort at the local country club. Charlie stumbles upon an opportunity to sell illegal narcotics.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 1
All right. Well, both ways work. I kinda like my way.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 2
We're not gonna deal drugs. Yeah, right.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 3
My God. Relax, dude. No one's gonna mention your name.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 4
Uh, well, listen, Bingo. We got a bucket of nose clams fresh from the sea.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 5
I don't even know what you're talking about. It's so obvious!
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 6
Perfect. You found a perfect medium ground there.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 7
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 8
And the certain somebody that we know thinks they saw that certain someone...
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 9
be a little bit more clear 'cause I didn't get that last part.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 10
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 11
Well, thanks, gentlemen. That's... That's very... a very clear message.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 12
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 13
Look! The point is, we're gonna give them the money that you got from Bingo. So it's...
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 14
I was using "Dead Presidents" as a cover. You didn't get that?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 15
Frank, this is not the time to be throwing down life lessons, all right?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 16
Okay. No problem.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 17
that we can sell back to other people at a higher price. Yeah.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 18
But think about it this way. If we split it, it's only a few hundred dollars each.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 19
They're... The economy is in shambles.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 20
I told you not to involve me in that! Did you mention my name?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 21
So... I'm putting my foot down on this one.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 22
You can't make no $25,000 from that amount of pills.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 23
I was saying the male escort Is really hard to come by.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 24
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 25
Dennis, I think you should unbutton this button too. No...
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 26
There's a racetrack next door, dude.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 27
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 28
Yeah. Wow. You know, she seems like a real nice horse.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 29
Not me. Hey, why don't you come and meet the fellas?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 30
Ooh! No. No. I will be your business partner.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 31
Yeah. I think you should get Jameson on the phone for me.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 32
Yep. That is adorable.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 33
No, look, I'm not a gigolo, all right?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 34
Really? I wouldn't have to bang these ladies? No.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 35
Hey.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 36
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 37
So you want that job or not?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 38
Well, something tells me you probably were never half-man, half-horse.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 39
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 40
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 41
You smell like cheese. No, no.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 42
You are my ho. Look, dude.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 43
Yeah. Where? Ah, the guilty parties.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 44
Good. No, I'm not prostitute, okay?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 45
Dee, let's take Charlie's money and go buy some cocaine.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 46
Excuse me! We're in some serious hot water here...
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 47
Walk? It's like 40 miles!
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 48
It's all right. I put the parking brake on. Sorry about that, boys.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 49
You did have something to do with it?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 50
I want to dress like a track star.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 2
We're not gonna deal drugs. Yeah, right.
#2 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 3
My God. Relax, dude. No one's gonna mention your name.
#3 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 4
Uh, well, listen, Bingo. We got a bucket of nose clams fresh from the sea.
#4 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 5
I don't even know what you're talking about. It's so obvious!
#5 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 6
Perfect. You found a perfect medium ground there.
#6 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 7 #7 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 8
And the certain somebody that we know thinks they saw that certain someone...
#8 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 9
be a little bit more clear 'cause I didn't get that last part.
#9 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 10 #10 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 11
Well, thanks, gentlemen. That's... That's very... a very clear message.
#11 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 12 #12 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 13
Look! The point is, we're gonna give them the money that you got from Bingo. So it's...
#13 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 14
I was using "Dead Presidents" as a cover. You didn't get that?
#14 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 15
Frank, this is not the time to be throwing down life lessons, all right?
#15 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 16
Okay. No problem.
#16 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 17
that we can sell back to other people at a higher price. Yeah.
#17 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 18
But think about it this way. If we split it, it's only a few hundred dollars each.
#18 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 19
They're... The economy is in shambles.
#19 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 20
I told you not to involve me in that! Did you mention my name?
#20 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 21
So... I'm putting my foot down on this one.
#21 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 22
You can't make no $25,000 from that amount of pills.
#22 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 23
I was saying the male escort Is really hard to come by.
#23 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 24 #24 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 25
Dennis, I think you should unbutton this button too. No...
#25 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 26
There's a racetrack next door, dude.
#26 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 27 #27 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 28
Yeah. Wow. You know, she seems like a real nice horse.
#28 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 29
Not me. Hey, why don't you come and meet the fellas?
#29 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 30
Ooh! No. No. I will be your business partner.
#30 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 31
Yeah. I think you should get Jameson on the phone for me.
#31 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 32
Yep. That is adorable.
#32 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 33
No, look, I'm not a gigolo, all right?
#33 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 34
Really? I wouldn't have to bang these ladies? No.
#34 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 35
Hey.
#35 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 36 #36 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 37
So you want that job or not?
#37 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 38
Well, something tells me you probably were never half-man, half-horse.
#38 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 39 #39 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 40 #40 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 41
You smell like cheese. No, no.
#41 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 42
You are my ho. Look, dude.
#42 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 43
Yeah. Where? Ah, the guilty parties.
#43 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 44
Good. No, I'm not prostitute, okay?
#44 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 45
Dee, let's take Charlie's money and go buy some cocaine.
#45 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 46
Excuse me! We're in some serious hot water here...
#46 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 47
Walk? It's like 40 miles!
#47 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 48
It's all right. I put the parking brake on. Sorry about that, boys.
#48 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 49
You did have something to do with it?
#49 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 50
I want to dress like a track star.
#50