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Season 6  "Major Topper"  6x24

Aired 46 years ago - Mar 27, 1978

With the possibility of contaminated morphine, the doctors at the 4077th administer placebos to the patients, which seems to work. Meanwhile, a new soldier, "Boots" Miller, is released on a Section Eight.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 1
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 2
He would've drowned ifhe hadn't drunk his way down to five feet.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 3
Perhaps later.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 4
setting up all his empties for his own private bowling tournament.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 5
My name is Colonel Potter, soldier, and I bust wiseacres like you.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 6
Aha! Here's a young lad with the peach fuzz still fresh on his cheeks.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 7
It's Rosemary Clooney and "Come On-a My House."
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 8
- It's a lot of pain here. Where's that damn morphine? - Radar's breaking out a new box.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 9
- 1830. - Well, this should keep us going through the night okay.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 10
- Till we find out what this is. - Yes, sir.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 11
Oh, dandy. Just once I'd like to see supply get here ahead of demand.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 12
Now just act natural, stay in the light.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 13
This microphone bit is strictly for sandlot psychos.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 14
- Good night, Miller. - Good night, Klinger.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 15
Night.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 16
So the $64 question is, "What do we do in the meantime?"
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 17
- There he goes again. - I have never heard such a hasty and unsubstantiated conclusion.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 18
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 19
One night my Aunt Grace was visiting...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 20
she was gonna be fine, completely cured.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 21
The body can do remarkable things if the mind will let it.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 22
Charles, we're all in this together.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 23
You're Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm passing out morphine.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 24
What do you want, sirs? I'm busy underlining.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 25
I wish Aunt Grace were here to test these out.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 26
Yeah, she was a great comfort to the boys during World War I.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 27
Looks like I've finally got you fellas working with me.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 28
Enemy planes overhead. Twelve o'clock high.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 29
- I got... I got two of 'em! - Give me that rifle, damn it!
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 30
Now I know you're crackers. Get out of here, Miller. Go on!
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 31
I'm not one to harp on things, but this is all up to us.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 32
I was in the Hasty Pudding shows at Harvard.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 33
How long till this takes effect, Doc?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 34
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 35
All right. Open your mouth, close your eyes.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 36
Knowing that, it is very difficult for me to sit in there and smile.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 37
See? Told you.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 39
Between the placebos, the sleeping pills and the ice packs...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 40
Don't spread it around. We'll be out of jobs.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 41
And when he woke up his appendix, the watch and the doctor were gone.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 42
I'm sick and tired of Charles topping us every time we open our mouths.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 43
What is it? Is he wearing your dresses?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 44
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 45
- Keep your hands in sight, move slow and no talking! - May I present a lunatic?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 46
Hand Klinger the rifle.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 47
I'll be in my office doing the paperwork to get him out of here.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 48
I painted her swimsuit on her.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 49
Sure. Big brown eyes. Beautiful smile.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 50
Never! I've seen her, and not only couldn't you date her...

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 2
He would've drowned ifhe hadn't drunk his way down to five feet.
#2 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 3
Perhaps later.
#3 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 4
setting up all his empties for his own private bowling tournament.
#4 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 5
My name is Colonel Potter, soldier, and I bust wiseacres like you.
#5 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 6
Aha! Here's a young lad with the peach fuzz still fresh on his cheeks.
#6 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 7
It's Rosemary Clooney and "Come On-a My House."
#7 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 8
- It's a lot of pain here. Where's that damn morphine? - Radar's breaking out a new box.
#8 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 9
- 1830. - Well, this should keep us going through the night okay.
#9 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 10
- Till we find out what this is. - Yes, sir.
#10 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 11
Oh, dandy. Just once I'd like to see supply get here ahead of demand.
#11 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 12
Now just act natural, stay in the light.
#12 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 13
This microphone bit is strictly for sandlot psychos.
#13 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 14
- Good night, Miller. - Good night, Klinger.
#14 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 15
Night.
#15 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 16
So the $64 question is, "What do we do in the meantime?"
#16 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 17
- There he goes again. - I have never heard such a hasty and unsubstantiated conclusion.
#17 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 18 #18 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 19
One night my Aunt Grace was visiting...
#19 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 20
she was gonna be fine, completely cured.
#20 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 21
The body can do remarkable things if the mind will let it.
#21 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 22
Charles, we're all in this together.
#22 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 23
You're Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm passing out morphine.
#23 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 24
What do you want, sirs? I'm busy underlining.
#24 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 25
I wish Aunt Grace were here to test these out.
#25 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 26
Yeah, she was a great comfort to the boys during World War I.
#26 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 27
Looks like I've finally got you fellas working with me.
#27 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 28
Enemy planes overhead. Twelve o'clock high.
#28 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 29
- I got... I got two of 'em! - Give me that rifle, damn it!
#29 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 30
Now I know you're crackers. Get out of here, Miller. Go on!
#30 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 31
I'm not one to harp on things, but this is all up to us.
#31 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 32
I was in the Hasty Pudding shows at Harvard.
#32 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 33
How long till this takes effect, Doc?
#33 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 34 #34 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 35
All right. Open your mouth, close your eyes.
#35 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 36
Knowing that, it is very difficult for me to sit in there and smile.
#36 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 37
See? Told you.
#37 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 38 #38 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 39
Between the placebos, the sleeping pills and the ice packs...
#39 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 40
Don't spread it around. We'll be out of jobs.
#40 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 41
And when he woke up his appendix, the watch and the doctor were gone.
#41 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 42
I'm sick and tired of Charles topping us every time we open our mouths.
#42 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 43
What is it? Is he wearing your dresses?
#43 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 44 #44 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 45
- Keep your hands in sight, move slow and no talking! - May I present a lunatic?
#45 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 46
Hand Klinger the rifle.
#46 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 47
I'll be in my office doing the paperwork to get him out of here.
#47 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 48
I painted her swimsuit on her.
#48 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 49
Sure. Big brown eyes. Beautiful smile.
#49 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 24 (S06E24) - 50
Never! I've seen her, and not only couldn't you date her...
#50