S6 E18
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Season 6  "Your Hit Parade"  6x18

Aired 46 years ago - Jan 24, 1978

With the arrival of a shipment of records, Radar plays the part of a disc jockey and helps to get everyone through the incredibly long deluge of wounded.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 1
- That's it? - Oh, come on, Klinger. I don't know what to say.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 2
Oh, well, then maybe you should be the announcer.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 3
Um, I just thought you might like to hear, uh...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 4
- What kind of stuff? - Disc jockey talk.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 5
Attention, all personnel. Incoming choppers. Sounds like plenty.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 6
The 8055th has bugged out. The 8063rd is overloaded.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 7
That's an order, not an opinion.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 8
- [Helicopter Overhead] - More choppers.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 9
I will loan Radar one of my classical recordings to relieve this pop nightmare.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 10
Margaret, will you please hand me these things on the beat.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 11
to go out in the kitchen and heat Erin's formula.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 13
Uh, I can't see it, 'cause the record's spinning.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 14
I'd just put the three ball in the side pocket. Four in the corner.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 15
Each and every one contains numbers up to a hundred and six.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 16
lest he believe this man to be the patient du jour.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 17
Wanna join me at the bar for a shot of cough syrup?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 18
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 19
- How's he doin'? - Not good.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 20
"Fang in the tone-arm cobra"?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 21
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 22
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 23
Yeah, hold on a second. Go ahead.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 24
Hot diggity! That's the first good news I've heard in two days.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 25
Corporal, let me remind you.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 26
- Not even room for complaints. - Leave an aisle.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 27
- I think mine's alive. - Hope none of you boys are sleepwalkers.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 28
I, however, am neither an incompetent nor a horse.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 29
- Get your filthy feet off me. Get them off! - [Both Yell]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 30
that moldy oldie, "Sentimental Journey."
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 31
- it reminds me of a very special young lady. - Mildred?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 32
there she was, this willowy blonde beauty.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 33
I couldn't have handled it.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 34
- [Charles] Watch out, you idiot! - [Man] Get out of the way.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 35
I don't know what good Bloody Mary here is gonna do ya. He's on the rocks.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 36
- Zale. Zale! - Hey, there ya are.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 37
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 38
Frank? I beg your pardon?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 39
##[Swing]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 40
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 41
You don't understand. Look, l-I really pass out.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 43
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 44
If he snores during the night, make him go back to his own cot.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 46
this clean, wholesome youth from this stinking drunk.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 47
That's all anybody does. Does anybody give around here?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 48
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 49
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 50
talking to you over the mike, and this is the 23rd playing...

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 2
Oh, well, then maybe you should be the announcer.
#2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 3
Um, I just thought you might like to hear, uh...
#3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 4
- What kind of stuff? - Disc jockey talk.
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 5
Attention, all personnel. Incoming choppers. Sounds like plenty.
#5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 6
The 8055th has bugged out. The 8063rd is overloaded.
#6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 7
That's an order, not an opinion.
#7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 8
- [Helicopter Overhead] - More choppers.
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 9
I will loan Radar one of my classical recordings to relieve this pop nightmare.
#9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 10
Margaret, will you please hand me these things on the beat.
#10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 11
to go out in the kitchen and heat Erin's formula.
#11
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Uh, I can't see it, 'cause the record's spinning.
#13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 14
I'd just put the three ball in the side pocket. Four in the corner.
#14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 15
Each and every one contains numbers up to a hundred and six.
#15
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lest he believe this man to be the patient du jour.
#16
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 17
Wanna join me at the bar for a shot of cough syrup?
#17
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- How's he doin'? - Not good.
#19
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 20
"Fang in the tone-arm cobra"?
#20
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Yeah, hold on a second. Go ahead.
#23
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 24
Hot diggity! That's the first good news I've heard in two days.
#24
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 25
Corporal, let me remind you.
#25
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 26
- Not even room for complaints. - Leave an aisle.
#26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 27
- I think mine's alive. - Hope none of you boys are sleepwalkers.
#27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 28
I, however, am neither an incompetent nor a horse.
#28
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 29
- Get your filthy feet off me. Get them off! - [Both Yell]
#29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 30
that moldy oldie, "Sentimental Journey."
#30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 31
- it reminds me of a very special young lady. - Mildred?
#31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 32
there she was, this willowy blonde beauty.
#32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 33
I couldn't have handled it.
#33
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 34
- [Charles] Watch out, you idiot! - [Man] Get out of the way.
#34
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 35
I don't know what good Bloody Mary here is gonna do ya. He's on the rocks.
#35
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 36
- Zale. Zale! - Hey, there ya are.
#36
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Frank? I beg your pardon?
#38
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##[Swing]
#39
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You don't understand. Look, l-I really pass out.
#41
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If he snores during the night, make him go back to his own cot.
#44
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this clean, wholesome youth from this stinking drunk.
#46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 18 (S06E18) - 47
That's all anybody does. Does anybody give around here?
#47
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talking to you over the mike, and this is the 23rd playing...
#50