S6 E17
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Season 6  "Tea and Empathy"  6x17

Aired 46 years ago - Jan 17, 1978

With British and American casualties heavy, the 4077th's supply of penicillin has been stolen. Father Mulcahy discovers, from Corporal Bryant, the location of some penicillin, and he and Klinger go out in search of it. They are shot at, but safely return with the drug and save the day.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 1
I'm sorry, Father. That was a dumb thing to say.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 2
Now it's seeping into the abdominal cavity...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 3
- Let's not forget penicillin. - How can we? We don't have any.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 4
Oh, it's a joke.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 5
- You're a real pal, Doc. - Roberts. Ten milligrams of morphine here.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 6
- [Drops Accent] Who are you? - Major Derek Ross, Gloucester Regiment.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 7
They all look ready to go right now.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 8
Uh, gentlemen, perhaps it would be best if you let me handle this.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 9
But, Major, they're here on the American plan. Won't cost you a farthing.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 11
Oh. Well, see, I'm goin' home.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 13
- Oh, I see. - I didn't like doin' it.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 14
I sent it back to the States, to my wife.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 15
Oh, I see.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 16
Keep sponging him down and continue I. V.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 17
I got a lot of pain. Give me a shot, Doc.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 18
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 19
[Sighs] Oh. Just knowing I was getting some relief was...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 20
- [Scoffing Laugh] Aw, come on, Doc. - You're hooked, Johnson.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 21
Oh, Colonel. Was Klinger able to round up any penicillin?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 22
Is it animal, vegetable or mineral?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 23
- Well, maybe I'd better be more specific. - Hallelujah.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 24
- Something I should work out myself. - Whatever you say.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 25
- I'm afraid not. - Lf we don't get some soon...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 26
- Oh, yeah? Where? - Well, uh, I can't tell you that.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 27
- [Engine Starts] - [Gears Grind]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 28
Hey, I'm from Toledo. Half my mail comes from death row.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 29
[Engine Stops]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 30
Ah! Look. Look, there it is.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 31
- [Bell Tolls] - Watch it, Klinger!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 32
It means "Class dismissed." Let's get outta here!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 33
- Whoo! Shot, Father! - [Gunfire Continues]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 34
I can't take it anymore, Doc.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 35
No. It isn't worth it.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 36
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 37
- What are you doing? - I'm sorry. My sleeve is caught in your cluster here.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 38
Penicillin! Penicillin!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 39
All right, nurses. Come and get it... penicillin.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 40
- Call me if there's trouble. I'm gonna get some sleep. - Yes, Doctor.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 41
And there's nothing quite like putting one's spiritual values into action, is there?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 42
Just a simple Lebanese psycho.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 43
- Captain. Hey! - [Drowsily] What is it, honey?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 44
How do you like that guy? He only works 19 hours, and all he can think about is sleep.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 45
[Chuckles] Go on. Read your letter, Billy.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 46
Doctor, would you please spare us your diatribe until we're finished here?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 47
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 48
Carry on, chaps.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 49
Don't you understand? When I was here before...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 50
Oh, yes. Yes, of course. The, uh, the Marquis de Sade School of Bedside Manner.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 2
Now it's seeping into the abdominal cavity...
#2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 3
- Let's not forget penicillin. - How can we? We don't have any.
#3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 4
Oh, it's a joke.
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 5
- You're a real pal, Doc. - Roberts. Ten milligrams of morphine here.
#5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 6
- [Drops Accent] Who are you? - Major Derek Ross, Gloucester Regiment.
#6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 7
They all look ready to go right now.
#7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 8
Uh, gentlemen, perhaps it would be best if you let me handle this.
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 9
But, Major, they're here on the American plan. Won't cost you a farthing.
#9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 10 #10 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 11
Oh. Well, see, I'm goin' home.
#11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 12 #12 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 13
- Oh, I see. - I didn't like doin' it.
#13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 14
I sent it back to the States, to my wife.
#14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 15
Oh, I see.
#15
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 16
Keep sponging him down and continue I. V.
#16
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 17
I got a lot of pain. Give me a shot, Doc.
#17
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 18 #18 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 19
[Sighs] Oh. Just knowing I was getting some relief was...
#19
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 20
- [Scoffing Laugh] Aw, come on, Doc. - You're hooked, Johnson.
#20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 21
Oh, Colonel. Was Klinger able to round up any penicillin?
#21
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 22
Is it animal, vegetable or mineral?
#22
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 23
- Well, maybe I'd better be more specific. - Hallelujah.
#23
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 24
- Something I should work out myself. - Whatever you say.
#24
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 25
- I'm afraid not. - Lf we don't get some soon...
#25
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 26
- Oh, yeah? Where? - Well, uh, I can't tell you that.
#26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 27
- [Engine Starts] - [Gears Grind]
#27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 28
Hey, I'm from Toledo. Half my mail comes from death row.
#28
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 29
[Engine Stops]
#29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 30
Ah! Look. Look, there it is.
#30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 31
- [Bell Tolls] - Watch it, Klinger!
#31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 32
It means "Class dismissed." Let's get outta here!
#32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 33
- Whoo! Shot, Father! - [Gunfire Continues]
#33
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 34
I can't take it anymore, Doc.
#34
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 35
No. It isn't worth it.
#35
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 36 #36 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 37
- What are you doing? - I'm sorry. My sleeve is caught in your cluster here.
#37
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 38
Penicillin! Penicillin!
#38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 39
All right, nurses. Come and get it... penicillin.
#39
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 40
- Call me if there's trouble. I'm gonna get some sleep. - Yes, Doctor.
#40
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 41
And there's nothing quite like putting one's spiritual values into action, is there?
#41
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 42
Just a simple Lebanese psycho.
#42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 43
- Captain. Hey! - [Drowsily] What is it, honey?
#43
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 44
How do you like that guy? He only works 19 hours, and all he can think about is sleep.
#44
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 45
[Chuckles] Go on. Read your letter, Billy.
#45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 46
Doctor, would you please spare us your diatribe until we're finished here?
#46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 47 #47 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 48
Carry on, chaps.
#48
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 49
Don't you understand? When I was here before...
#49
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 17 (S06E17) - 50
Oh, yes. Yes, of course. The, uh, the Marquis de Sade School of Bedside Manner.
#50