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M*A*S*H

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Season 6  "Patient 4077"  6x16

Aired 46 years ago - Jan 10, 1978

In need of a special surgical clamp, Hawkeye and B.J. hire Mr. Shin, a local jewelry dealer, to make it. Days later the clamp is used to save the leg of a wounded soldier. Mr. Shin goes into the surgical supply business.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 1
Well, what do we do? Call? Write? Send up smoke signals? What?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 2
You can go on in your usual sub-humorous way, gentlemen...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 3
- Margaret, calm down. We'll help you look for it. - Where'd you put it last?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 4
Fourteen-karat gold with tiny stones all around it...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 5
Klinger, have you seen my wedding band?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 6
That'll be kind of tough. The garbage truck just left.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 7
- That put her mind at ease. - You have to know how to talk to her.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 8
My bird wants to talk to your bird. Patch me through to Colonel De Roo on the double.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 9
Ninety days? That stinks.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 10
Darn dam! Why don't they draft a brigade of beavers?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 11
Mr. Screwdriver coming up.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 12
Ah, here it comes. There.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 13
[Laughing] Gentlemen.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 14
Hit it with the hammer, will ya?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 15
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 16
- That's for being right. - Thanks.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 17
Look, I am a master craftsman.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 18
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 19
Just make it work, Leonard.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 20
It was only a lousy gold watch. Please, get a rifle.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 21
and I won't have a chance to shower!
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 22
All right, MacArthur. Let's see you return from this.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 23
- Not five minutes ago. - Well, come on. Let's see it.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 24
Ah, the acid test.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 25
Is it coming off? Is it coming off?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 26
You don't believe me? [Screaming]
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 27
- Thank you. - I should get a medal: The Purple Hand.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 28
Come on, Hawk. What have we got an engineer could want?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 29
Great. No problem.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 30
- It'd be worth a divorce to have her off our backs. - [Knocking]
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 31
Behind every great inventor is his nurse.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 32
We've heard about their unit parties. Those guys are animals.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 33
God knows what else you missed. I want you to go back over there and recount everything.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 34
- I'll even throw in my magnifying glass. - No sacrifice too big for you.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 35
- The more you spend, the more I got. - Oh, yeah?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 36
Easy job. Cheap setting. Miracle glue.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 37
- And don't try to talk me down. - You? We wouldn't dare.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 38
Ah, silver snuff box. Beautiful.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 39
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 40
- What? And be denied all this? - Look familiar?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 41
Who is it?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 42
On the few rest breaks I had, I re-combed every inch of trail.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 43
- You can let me try that nail polish. - Of course.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 44
Wrong! That is very wrong!
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 45
Hawkeye and B.J. Bought it and gave it to me to give to you.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 47
Wait a second. Hold it. Okay, put him to sleep.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 48
- How bad is he? - Bad enough.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 49
How would you like to be bent into a horseshoe?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 50
- Scissors. - Scissors.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 2
You can go on in your usual sub-humorous way, gentlemen...
#2 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 3
- Margaret, calm down. We'll help you look for it. - Where'd you put it last?
#3 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 4
Fourteen-karat gold with tiny stones all around it...
#4 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 5
Klinger, have you seen my wedding band?
#5 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 6
That'll be kind of tough. The garbage truck just left.
#6 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 7
- That put her mind at ease. - You have to know how to talk to her.
#7 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 8
My bird wants to talk to your bird. Patch me through to Colonel De Roo on the double.
#8 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 9
Ninety days? That stinks.
#9 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 10
Darn dam! Why don't they draft a brigade of beavers?
#10 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 11
Mr. Screwdriver coming up.
#11 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 12
Ah, here it comes. There.
#12 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 13
[Laughing] Gentlemen.
#13 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 14
Hit it with the hammer, will ya?
#14 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 15 #15 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 16
- That's for being right. - Thanks.
#16 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 17
Look, I am a master craftsman.
#17 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 18 #18 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 19
Just make it work, Leonard.
#19 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 20
It was only a lousy gold watch. Please, get a rifle.
#20 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 21
and I won't have a chance to shower!
#21 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 22
All right, MacArthur. Let's see you return from this.
#22 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 23
- Not five minutes ago. - Well, come on. Let's see it.
#23 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 24
Ah, the acid test.
#24 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 25
Is it coming off? Is it coming off?
#25 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 26
You don't believe me? [Screaming]
#26 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 27
- Thank you. - I should get a medal: The Purple Hand.
#27 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 28
Come on, Hawk. What have we got an engineer could want?
#28 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 29
Great. No problem.
#29 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 30
- It'd be worth a divorce to have her off our backs. - [Knocking]
#30 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 31
Behind every great inventor is his nurse.
#31 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 32
We've heard about their unit parties. Those guys are animals.
#32 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 33
God knows what else you missed. I want you to go back over there and recount everything.
#33 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 34
- I'll even throw in my magnifying glass. - No sacrifice too big for you.
#34 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 35
- The more you spend, the more I got. - Oh, yeah?
#35 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 36
Easy job. Cheap setting. Miracle glue.
#36 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 37
- And don't try to talk me down. - You? We wouldn't dare.
#37 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 38
Ah, silver snuff box. Beautiful.
#38 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 39 #39 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 40
- What? And be denied all this? - Look familiar?
#40 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 41
Who is it?
#41 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 42
On the few rest breaks I had, I re-combed every inch of trail.
#42 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 43
- You can let me try that nail polish. - Of course.
#43 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 44
Wrong! That is very wrong!
#44 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 45
Hawkeye and B.J. Bought it and gave it to me to give to you.
#45 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 46 #46 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 47
Wait a second. Hold it. Okay, put him to sleep.
#47 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 48
- How bad is he? - Bad enough.
#48 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 49
How would you like to be bent into a horseshoe?
#49 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 16 (S06E16) - 50
- Scissors. - Scissors.
#50