S6 E23
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Season 6  "Dr. Winchester and Mr. Hyde"  6x23

Aired 46 years ago - Feb 27, 1978

Charles takes amphetamines to keep up his energy level, and even drugs Radar's mouse, "Daisy", so that it will win a race against a Marine's mouse, "Sluggo".

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 1
sometimes referred to as bennies by you Bohemians.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 2
- Right. What? - Do you want extreme depression?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 3
genetic background are far too hyperactive.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 4
always consult a highly trained physician like myself.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 6
The one where, uh, Popeye beats up all the Nazis.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 7
Hey, uh, you guys are, uh, marines, huh?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 8
If we ever raid a kindergarten class, I'll call ya.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 9
Hey, Doc, we gotta be there.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 10
Yeah? And how's his eyesight?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 11
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bet, bet, bet. - Daisy has a pack to support.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 12
From the moment I awake, till my first cornflake, I tingle at Aurora's delight."
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 13
"Korea, the Surgeon's Buffet."
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 14
Yeah. The way the mail moves around here I may be cutting it a little close.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 15
She left him and went to live with... not to marry, mind you...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 16
Now if you could only write like that, hmm?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 17
Just lay down your cash. I hate a guy who butchers Shakespeare.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 18
Gentlemen, you see before you a brilliant, incisive paper for the A.M. A...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 19
It's taken you a long time, but I think you're finally beginning to fit into this place.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 20
All I have to do is set my mind to something, and eventually, inevitably, I conquer it.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 21
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 22
Those were the tiniest and neatest stitches I've ever seen, Major.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 23
Right away, Major. Klinger, you've built a reputation you can't live up to.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 24
[B.J.] Building a four-lane highway can be relaxing.
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- Daisy, you're looking great. - [Squeaking Continues]
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I wanna beat those marines so bad. Then I can really rub it in.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 27
- No! Keep her away. I don't like mice. - She's just a rodent.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 28
- Oh! She runs like a deer. - Fantastic!
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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 31
Pierce, if I could sleep I would, but I can't, so I'm not.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 32
That you're not Superman, Dr. Pasteur and Al Jolson all rolled into one.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 33
Well, as a veteran of sleepless nights, irregularity and no appetite...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 34
[Sighs]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 35
- Sir, I wish you wouldn't say that in front of her. - Why? Is anything wrong?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 36
Your vantage what?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 37
- [Chattering] - [Chalk] How we doin'on the bucks?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 38
Right here. Twenty dollars on Daisy.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 39
We'll see. Sluggo's ready.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 40
All right. On your mark, get set...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 41
She stopped!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 42
[Screaming, Cheering]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 43
- Sure. I'm goin'with you, Father. - Wonderful, Radar.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 44
I think Radar just won a spot in the Montezuma Hall of Fame.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 45
I know. I'm usually such a happy person.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 46
Why would his pressure be 160 over a hundred?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 47
- It's locked. - No problem.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 48
- Don't worry about it, Charles. Just a spot inspection. - Give me that.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 49
- Nonsense. It's ridiculous. - Charles.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 50
She keeps runnin' round and round and round in her cage...

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 2
- Right. What? - Do you want extreme depression?
#2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 3
genetic background are far too hyperactive.
#3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 4
always consult a highly trained physician like myself.
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 5 #5 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 6
The one where, uh, Popeye beats up all the Nazis.
#6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 7
Hey, uh, you guys are, uh, marines, huh?
#7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 8
If we ever raid a kindergarten class, I'll call ya.
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 9
Hey, Doc, we gotta be there.
#9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 10
Yeah? And how's his eyesight?
#10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 11
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bet, bet, bet. - Daisy has a pack to support.
#11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 12
From the moment I awake, till my first cornflake, I tingle at Aurora's delight."
#12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 13
"Korea, the Surgeon's Buffet."
#13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 14
Yeah. The way the mail moves around here I may be cutting it a little close.
#14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 15
She left him and went to live with... not to marry, mind you...
#15
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 16
Now if you could only write like that, hmm?
#16
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 17
Just lay down your cash. I hate a guy who butchers Shakespeare.
#17
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 18
Gentlemen, you see before you a brilliant, incisive paper for the A.M. A...
#18
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 19
It's taken you a long time, but I think you're finally beginning to fit into this place.
#19
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 20
All I have to do is set my mind to something, and eventually, inevitably, I conquer it.
#20
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Those were the tiniest and neatest stitches I've ever seen, Major.
#22
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Right away, Major. Klinger, you've built a reputation you can't live up to.
#23
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 24
[B.J.] Building a four-lane highway can be relaxing.
#24
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- Daisy, you're looking great. - [Squeaking Continues]
#25
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I wanna beat those marines so bad. Then I can really rub it in.
#26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 27
- No! Keep her away. I don't like mice. - She's just a rodent.
#27
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- Oh! She runs like a deer. - Fantastic!
#28
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Pierce, if I could sleep I would, but I can't, so I'm not.
#31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 32
That you're not Superman, Dr. Pasteur and Al Jolson all rolled into one.
#32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 33
Well, as a veteran of sleepless nights, irregularity and no appetite...
#33
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[Sighs]
#34
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- Sir, I wish you wouldn't say that in front of her. - Why? Is anything wrong?
#35
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Your vantage what?
#36
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- [Chattering] - [Chalk] How we doin'on the bucks?
#37
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 38
Right here. Twenty dollars on Daisy.
#38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 39
We'll see. Sluggo's ready.
#39
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 40
All right. On your mark, get set...
#40
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 41
She stopped!
#41
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[Screaming, Cheering]
#42
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- Sure. I'm goin'with you, Father. - Wonderful, Radar.
#43
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 44
I think Radar just won a spot in the Montezuma Hall of Fame.
#44
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 45
I know. I'm usually such a happy person.
#45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 46
Why would his pressure be 160 over a hundred?
#46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 47
- It's locked. - No problem.
#47
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 48
- Don't worry about it, Charles. Just a spot inspection. - Give me that.
#48
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 23 (S06E23) - 49
- Nonsense. It's ridiculous. - Charles.
#49
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She keeps runnin' round and round and round in her cage...
#50