S6 E5
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Season 6  "The Winchester Tapes"  6x5

Aired 47 years ago - Oct 18, 1977

Hawkeye tries unsuccessfully to get to Seoul, to see Nurse Gilmore for the weekend. Meanwhile, Winchester has taped a letter home, asking for his influential parents to help get him back to the States. To get even, Hawkeye and B.J. switch Winchester's clothes, causing Winchester to alter his eating patterns.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 1
- You remember Nurse Gilmore? - Yeah, she was engaged to the navy dentist.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 2
- Yeah, wonderful. - Oh! That's wonderful.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 3
I've already done mine. Weekend's your turn.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 4
You can't buy me. How much?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 5
When they heard the sound of her laughter, six nightingales got out of the business.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 6
Trust me. No one will ever think of you as anything but completely rotten.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 8
I am endearing myself to the C. O...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 9
Boy, you've got a tough ear. It's all lobe.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 10
- Cleanest they've been in years. - Gee, that's wonderful, sir.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 11
This meatball surgery of yours is causing my skills to deteriorate.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 12
I need you here, and you'll stay here like the rest of us.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 13
Well, keep trying.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 14
it's a myopic farm boy, Corporal Radar O'Reilly.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 15
- we would've ordered mucilage. - [Chuckling]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 16
Okay, your bus leaves in an hour. Get to the departure lounge early.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 17
What is it, Radar? I'm in a hurry. I gotta get my body to Seoul.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 18
Oh, yeah. Hey, listen...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 19
To continue about Corporal O'Reilly...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 20
Well, I brought you this case of grape Nehi as an apology.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 21
Can you tell me what I'm about to say now?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 22
Come on, Beej. You gotta have a pair of pajamas.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 23
- Charlie, you got pajamas. Just lend me one pair. - No.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 24
- Sounds pretty risque. - Should be for eight books of green stamps.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 25
- Five bucks. - See him.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 26
[Man On P.A.] Attention, all personnel. Incoming wounded.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 27
Talk to Senator Griswold. After all, you paid good money for him.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 28
with dreadful taste in clothes...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 29
I suppose you've performed that operation a hundred times.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 30
- I'm going! I'm going! Save the towels! - Oh, Klinger.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 31
I'll get closer.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 32
Father, there's no need for "Oh, dear." I'm a married woman.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 33
I can see her now, checking her watch for the 60th time this minute.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 34
And speaking of Paris, if I don't amours toujours in Seoul ce soir...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 35
Look at me. I'm one foot closer to Seoul.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 36
Oh! Forgive me.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 37
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 39
- Why this constant preoccupation with sex? - Lack of occupation with sex.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 40
You brain has to teach your taste buds to lie to your stomach.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 41
- Very good. You catch on fast. Take some more. - Well, one piece perhaps.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 42
That's a great deal of food, Major.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 43
Father, observe the hollowed cheeks, sunken eyes.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 44
All clear. Now, whose are these?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 45
- This is a recording. - Of course.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 46
- You all right, Charles? - Everything okay?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 47
Oh. Well, it's time... it's time for a diet.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 48
I should've been in Seoul in Gilmore's arms last night.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 49
[Charles] Now, you see here, what I've done here is...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 50
I'm merely sharing my expertise with the less learned.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 2
- Yeah, wonderful. - Oh! That's wonderful.
#2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 3
I've already done mine. Weekend's your turn.
#3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 4
You can't buy me. How much?
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 5
When they heard the sound of her laughter, six nightingales got out of the business.
#5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 6
Trust me. No one will ever think of you as anything but completely rotten.
#6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 7 #7 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 8
I am endearing myself to the C. O...
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 9
Boy, you've got a tough ear. It's all lobe.
#9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 10
- Cleanest they've been in years. - Gee, that's wonderful, sir.
#10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 11
This meatball surgery of yours is causing my skills to deteriorate.
#11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 12
I need you here, and you'll stay here like the rest of us.
#12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 13
Well, keep trying.
#13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 14
it's a myopic farm boy, Corporal Radar O'Reilly.
#14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 15
- we would've ordered mucilage. - [Chuckling]
#15
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 16
Okay, your bus leaves in an hour. Get to the departure lounge early.
#16
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 17
What is it, Radar? I'm in a hurry. I gotta get my body to Seoul.
#17
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 18
Oh, yeah. Hey, listen...
#18
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 19
To continue about Corporal O'Reilly...
#19
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 20
Well, I brought you this case of grape Nehi as an apology.
#20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 21
Can you tell me what I'm about to say now?
#21
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 22
Come on, Beej. You gotta have a pair of pajamas.
#22
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 23
- Charlie, you got pajamas. Just lend me one pair. - No.
#23
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 24
- Sounds pretty risque. - Should be for eight books of green stamps.
#24
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 25
- Five bucks. - See him.
#25
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 26
[Man On P.A.] Attention, all personnel. Incoming wounded.
#26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 27
Talk to Senator Griswold. After all, you paid good money for him.
#27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 28
with dreadful taste in clothes...
#28
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 29
I suppose you've performed that operation a hundred times.
#29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 30
- I'm going! I'm going! Save the towels! - Oh, Klinger.
#30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 31
I'll get closer.
#31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 32
Father, there's no need for "Oh, dear." I'm a married woman.
#32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 33
I can see her now, checking her watch for the 60th time this minute.
#33
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 34
And speaking of Paris, if I don't amours toujours in Seoul ce soir...
#34
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 35
Look at me. I'm one foot closer to Seoul.
#35
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 36
Oh! Forgive me.
#36
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- Why this constant preoccupation with sex? - Lack of occupation with sex.
#39
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 40
You brain has to teach your taste buds to lie to your stomach.
#40
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 41
- Very good. You catch on fast. Take some more. - Well, one piece perhaps.
#41
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 42
That's a great deal of food, Major.
#42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 43
Father, observe the hollowed cheeks, sunken eyes.
#43
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 44
All clear. Now, whose are these?
#44
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 45
- This is a recording. - Of course.
#45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 46
- You all right, Charles? - Everything okay?
#46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 47
Oh. Well, it's time... it's time for a diet.
#47
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 48
I should've been in Seoul in Gilmore's arms last night.
#48
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 49
[Charles] Now, you see here, what I've done here is...
#49
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 50
I'm merely sharing my expertise with the less learned.
#50