S6 E11
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Season 6  "The Grim Reaper"  6x11

Aired 46 years ago - Nov 29, 1977

Colonel Victor Bloodworth predicts that 280 wounded will arrive at the 4077th. Hawkeye is antagonized by Bloodworth and shoves him against a wall. Bloodworth presses for a court martial until he becomes one of the wounded and watches Hawkeye saving a soldier's life. Realizing Hawkeye's value as a doctor, Bloodworth drops all charges.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 1
his numbers, his pinpoint accuracy... I think he's kind of cute.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 2
My taste buds are setting a table on my tongue. My salivary glands are having a flash flood.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 3
- That is pate de foie gras. - I happen to know Paddy DeFoiegras, and this isn't him.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 4
My bunkies have palates that are obviously more attuned to Spam on a shingle.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 5
- Bless your heart. - I hope he saves some for us.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 6
Ohh! Why, that looks "scrumpt-u-ous."
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 7
- Devonshire pheasant. - Ohh.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 8
To civilization in Korea.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 10
- Voila. - How clever!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 11
Oh... never mind.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 12
- You can't do that with army hash. - It doesn't fall apart this easy.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 13
- [Both] Mmm. - Mmm.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 14
- More Hill 403. - Bloodworth's parade of casualties.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 15
while we take care of guys who are really in trouble.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 16
- You just got off the boat a few hours ago? - Yeah.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 17
I'm sure Bloodworth didn't figure any pilots.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 18
It was the pheasant that was foul.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 19
Major, can we terminate this nauseating discussion...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 20
- Probably from something we didn't eat. - How are you, Major?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 21
Just keep your eyes off my gills and on your patient.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 22
We beat Bloodworth by 77 "healthies."
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 23
Well, look who's here: Colonel Bo Peep, counting his sheep.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 24
Don't let it get you down. If the war doesn't work out for you...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 25
- Let go of me, Captain. - You make me sick.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 26
- I said let go of me. - I'll let go of you.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 27
Colonel, I've already put myself over my own knee. You don't have to do it.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 28
Hawkeye.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 29
Only two weeks ago! When was the last time you had a Packo Hungarian hot dog?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 30
In all the time I was there, not once did I see anybody use a cue stick on a ball.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 31
## [Scatting]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 32
I'll keep 'em forever. Thank you.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 33
- Now, if you'll excuse me... - Wait, Colonel.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 34
I'd like that man cleared of the charges.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 35
You know what gets to me is I let him get to me. I actually pushed him.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 36
Sorry, sir. I ran out of hankies.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 37
- Menopause? - Toledo heartburn.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 38
- What Socrates is trying to say is he wants the jacket. - I don't need a translator.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 39
Major, get your mind off collecting fees.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 40
- Winchester, it's yours. - Hunnicutt, I misjudged you.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 41
Colonel, you got yourself a jacket.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 42
- [Hawkeye] A severe thoracic trauma back there. - [Potter] Shattered patella.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 43
- This is one time it's good to be at the end of the line. - [Hawkeye] This guy can wait.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 44
- Your humble surgeon. - Anyone but Pierce.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 45
That does it, Charles. It's hypodermics at 20 paces.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 47
Oh, fine. What do you wanna talk about? Books? How 'bout Death Takes a Holiday?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 48
I spent the last 48 hours digging pieces of Hill 403...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 49
That hill back there, where I got clobbered... all that screaming.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 50
It just doesn't stack up against all that.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 2
My taste buds are setting a table on my tongue. My salivary glands are having a flash flood.
#2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 3
- That is pate de foie gras. - I happen to know Paddy DeFoiegras, and this isn't him.
#3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 4
My bunkies have palates that are obviously more attuned to Spam on a shingle.
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 5
- Bless your heart. - I hope he saves some for us.
#5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 6
Ohh! Why, that looks "scrumpt-u-ous."
#6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 7
- Devonshire pheasant. - Ohh.
#7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 8
To civilization in Korea.
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 9 #9 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 10
- Voila. - How clever!
#10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 11
Oh... never mind.
#11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 12
- You can't do that with army hash. - It doesn't fall apart this easy.
#12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 13
- [Both] Mmm. - Mmm.
#13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 14
- More Hill 403. - Bloodworth's parade of casualties.
#14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 15
while we take care of guys who are really in trouble.
#15
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 16
- You just got off the boat a few hours ago? - Yeah.
#16
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 17
I'm sure Bloodworth didn't figure any pilots.
#17
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 18
It was the pheasant that was foul.
#18
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 19
Major, can we terminate this nauseating discussion...
#19
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 20
- Probably from something we didn't eat. - How are you, Major?
#20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 21
Just keep your eyes off my gills and on your patient.
#21
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 22
We beat Bloodworth by 77 "healthies."
#22
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 23
Well, look who's here: Colonel Bo Peep, counting his sheep.
#23
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 24
Don't let it get you down. If the war doesn't work out for you...
#24
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 25
- Let go of me, Captain. - You make me sick.
#25
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 26
- I said let go of me. - I'll let go of you.
#26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 27
Colonel, I've already put myself over my own knee. You don't have to do it.
#27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 28
Hawkeye.
#28
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 29
Only two weeks ago! When was the last time you had a Packo Hungarian hot dog?
#29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 30
In all the time I was there, not once did I see anybody use a cue stick on a ball.
#30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 31
## [Scatting]
#31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 32
I'll keep 'em forever. Thank you.
#32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 33
- Now, if you'll excuse me... - Wait, Colonel.
#33
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 34
I'd like that man cleared of the charges.
#34
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 35
You know what gets to me is I let him get to me. I actually pushed him.
#35
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 36
Sorry, sir. I ran out of hankies.
#36
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 37
- Menopause? - Toledo heartburn.
#37
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 38
- What Socrates is trying to say is he wants the jacket. - I don't need a translator.
#38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 39
Major, get your mind off collecting fees.
#39
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 40
- Winchester, it's yours. - Hunnicutt, I misjudged you.
#40
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 41
Colonel, you got yourself a jacket.
#41
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 42
- [Hawkeye] A severe thoracic trauma back there. - [Potter] Shattered patella.
#42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 43
- This is one time it's good to be at the end of the line. - [Hawkeye] This guy can wait.
#43
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 44
- Your humble surgeon. - Anyone but Pierce.
#44
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 45
That does it, Charles. It's hypodermics at 20 paces.
#45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 46 #46 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 47
Oh, fine. What do you wanna talk about? Books? How 'bout Death Takes a Holiday?
#47
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 48
I spent the last 48 hours digging pieces of Hill 403...
#48
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 49
That hill back there, where I got clobbered... all that screaming.
#49
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 11 (S06E11) - 50
It just doesn't stack up against all that.
#50