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Season 6  "What's Up, Doc?"  6x19

Aired 46 years ago - Jan 30, 1978

Hot Lips, believing herself to be pregnant, asks Hawkeye to test her. The only rabbit available to use for the test is Radar's pet, Fluffy. Meanwhile, Martinson, a patient, holds Charles at gunpoint, demanding he be sent back to Ohio.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 1
Well, I was with Donald...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 2
- There's nothing wonderful about it. - Are you kidding?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 3
And you know what it means, don't you?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 4
- I've been irritable lately. - Well, if you count irritability...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 5
Come on. Come on.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 6
You'll be out of here by noon Thursday.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 7
He was right next to me when the mine went up.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 8
- I thought they'd put me into something I was prepared for. - Like?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 9
Just leave me alone.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 11
Don't crack wise, Klinger. The missus knows how hard this stuff is to get over here.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 12
But these... are my children.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 13
and decided to take full financial responsibility.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 14
This one is swarthy. The other is blond.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 15
- I ran out of names. - This kid has got to be at least 19.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 16
and this is my grandson, Corey!
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 17
Pregnant? Well, zip-a-dee-doo-dah!
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 18
aren't, uh, uh... [Stammers]
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 19
- We'll be sorry to lose you, Margaret. - Well, wait a minute.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 20
- his rabbit and our head nurse... - Then I outrank him!
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 21
- I think. - Radar, you have a female rabbit, don't you?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 22
- Can-Can we get on with this? - Yeah. Yeah. The pregnancy test is for...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 23
We inject her with some fluid from Major Houlihan.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 24
just the ovaries.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 25
- Wish you hadn't done that. - Well, I figured I'd rather let her go than to see her killed.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 26
- But it's possible. - Yeah, theoretically, sure.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 27
- I'll read to her from Uncle Wiggily. - Yeah, well...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 28
Nonsense. There's nothing to it. Tweezers.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 29
Yeah, but people bad stuff isn't as bad as rabbit bad stuff. I'll just wait out here.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 30
I'd say about a week.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 31
But there really isn't a whole hell of a lot we can do about it...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 32
"This is to certify that Tom Martinson, Associate Professor of Art History...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 33
Well, now, don't-don't... Don't go away. I think it's important you observe this.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 34
- No. It surely isn't. - The daily grind. The stupidity.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 35
- 'Cause I know you'll understand this. - [Cocks Pistol]
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 36
Colonel Potter! Colonel Potter! Is that too loud?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 37
- but he's a real father. - [Mulcahy] Please, Major!
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 38
- Now, let's see that chopper! - We'll have to call one in. He'll be here at dawn.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 39
- No harm'll come to ya. I promise. - Just stay back!
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 40
You did a fine job, Captain. I've never seen such delicate work.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 41
- Let's put the specimen under the glass. - I'll get it.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 42
Uh-oh. Your shoulder's bleeding. Can I fix that for you?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 43
- [Radar] Wild look in his eye. - He's holding my specimen!
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 44
- Somebody go in there and get him! - Colonel, I volunteer.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 45
Take me instead of him. I got your escape plan.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 46
Okay! Okay! Get out of here! Anything's better than you!
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 47
- [Margaret] Charles! Thank goodness. - Ladies and gentlemen...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 48
I don't think Klinger's in any danger, unless we make some grandstand play.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 49
But we'll make it. Even if we have to struggle...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 50
- Ya better get that chopper. - [Potter] It's here! Anytime you're ready!

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 2
- There's nothing wonderful about it. - Are you kidding?
#2 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 3
And you know what it means, don't you?
#3 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 4
- I've been irritable lately. - Well, if you count irritability...
#4 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 5
Come on. Come on.
#5 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 6
You'll be out of here by noon Thursday.
#6 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 7
He was right next to me when the mine went up.
#7 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 8
- I thought they'd put me into something I was prepared for. - Like?
#8 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 9
Just leave me alone.
#9 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 10 #10 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 11
Don't crack wise, Klinger. The missus knows how hard this stuff is to get over here.
#11 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 12
But these... are my children.
#12 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 13
and decided to take full financial responsibility.
#13 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 14
This one is swarthy. The other is blond.
#14 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 15
- I ran out of names. - This kid has got to be at least 19.
#15 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 16
and this is my grandson, Corey!
#16 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 17
Pregnant? Well, zip-a-dee-doo-dah!
#17 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 18
aren't, uh, uh... [Stammers]
#18 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 19
- We'll be sorry to lose you, Margaret. - Well, wait a minute.
#19 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 20
- his rabbit and our head nurse... - Then I outrank him!
#20 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 21
- I think. - Radar, you have a female rabbit, don't you?
#21 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 22
- Can-Can we get on with this? - Yeah. Yeah. The pregnancy test is for...
#22 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 23
We inject her with some fluid from Major Houlihan.
#23 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 24
just the ovaries.
#24 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 25
- Wish you hadn't done that. - Well, I figured I'd rather let her go than to see her killed.
#25 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 26
- But it's possible. - Yeah, theoretically, sure.
#26 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 27
- I'll read to her from Uncle Wiggily. - Yeah, well...
#27 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 28
Nonsense. There's nothing to it. Tweezers.
#28 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 29
Yeah, but people bad stuff isn't as bad as rabbit bad stuff. I'll just wait out here.
#29 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 30
I'd say about a week.
#30 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 31
But there really isn't a whole hell of a lot we can do about it...
#31 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 32
"This is to certify that Tom Martinson, Associate Professor of Art History...
#32 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 33
Well, now, don't-don't... Don't go away. I think it's important you observe this.
#33 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 34
- No. It surely isn't. - The daily grind. The stupidity.
#34 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 35
- 'Cause I know you'll understand this. - [Cocks Pistol]
#35 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 36
Colonel Potter! Colonel Potter! Is that too loud?
#36 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 37
- but he's a real father. - [Mulcahy] Please, Major!
#37 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 38
- Now, let's see that chopper! - We'll have to call one in. He'll be here at dawn.
#38 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 39
- No harm'll come to ya. I promise. - Just stay back!
#39 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 40
You did a fine job, Captain. I've never seen such delicate work.
#40 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 41
- Let's put the specimen under the glass. - I'll get it.
#41 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 42
Uh-oh. Your shoulder's bleeding. Can I fix that for you?
#42 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 43
- [Radar] Wild look in his eye. - He's holding my specimen!
#43 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 44
- Somebody go in there and get him! - Colonel, I volunteer.
#44 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 45
Take me instead of him. I got your escape plan.
#45 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 46
Okay! Okay! Get out of here! Anything's better than you!
#46 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 47
- [Margaret] Charles! Thank goodness. - Ladies and gentlemen...
#47 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 48
I don't think Klinger's in any danger, unless we make some grandstand play.
#48 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 49
But we'll make it. Even if we have to struggle...
#49 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 19 (S06E19) - 50
- Ya better get that chopper. - [Potter] It's here! Anytime you're ready!
#50