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Season 13  "Take My Wife"  13x18

Aired 5 years ago - May 17, 2015

Lois books a fun couple’s vacation in the Bahamas. But, much to Peter’s surprise, it turns out to be a marriage counseling program instead. Meanwhile, Carter watches the kids at home and becomes frustrated that they’re too into their electronics to play games the old-fashioned way. So he tries to fix it himself.

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Hello, couples. My name is Noel,
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but in the meantime, please enjoy all our amenities.
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I'm here a whole week, pal.
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No one? What's wrong with you people?
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Damn it, I tried two things that all kids love:
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like I did when I was a kid.
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I hope you enjoyed your afternoon,
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No. You can't make me.
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into coming on a couples counseling retreat.
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Sheesh, couples counseling?
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and swim in a hole.
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Will I get two? Come get in on this.
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Bend to the right.
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Take it to your grave.
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(sighs) I feel unappreciated,
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I feel like my cervix hurts.
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Uh, let's see, when is Hitler's birthday?
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What's the question?
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No, no, no, that's not a good thing.
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And hopefully, you'll bring some lessons back
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Yay! I win couples counseling!
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That one looks like the Thompson Throat Lozenge girl!
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from going to the polls.
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♪ To be her man ♪
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♪ The tide is high ♪
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(fading): ♪ Num... ♪
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So, how are the new pairings working out?
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I urge you to finish the program.
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Yeah! Kill the whites! Race war!
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Somebody do something!
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Take your pants off.
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(echoing footsteps approaching)
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But you know what we're doing here?
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MICHAEL BUBLE-STYLE SINGER (with each pop): ♪ I... just... ♪
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I'm like, "Go ahead, girl, it's your world!"
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Hey. Did you see those pictures of me
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Every year we have to deal with you American tourists!
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Well, at least I ain't going out with a itchy back.
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(two gunshots)
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