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Season 14  "Pilling Them Softly"  14x1

Aired 5 years ago - Sep 27, 2015

Stewie is diagnosed with ADD and prescribed Adderall, which Brian takes to write a 2000-page proposal to pitch to author George R.R. Martin at a book convention. Meanwhile, Quagmire and Peter compete, Iron Chef-style, to determine which of them gets to keep his new cooking show.

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How romantic.
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on Channel Five needs a new host.
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Advertise stuff! Advertise Stu...!
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You're giving a one-year-old drugs?!
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Let me get up and greet you.
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And they do a pretty good job of it.
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Peter Griffin. I should be at work.
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Look down. There's also a carrot.
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What do I... what-what do I do?
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We're rolling in three, two, one.
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to the 13th century,
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I remember the first time I had mince pie.
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Okay, time for an eyes-open nap.
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enthusiastic children.
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You know, a lot of kids at my school take ADD pills.
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Focus, huh?
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The words are just pouring out of me!
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Okay, today we're putting together duck breast medallions
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one tablespoon of grated, peeled fresh ginger;
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Just make sure you remove the bag from the refrigerator
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Look at me! I'm huge in 2002!
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I will not work with that man again.
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I'll do it. After October 13.
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Check out how much water is in the dehumidifier.
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Wieest. Restore.
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I threw together a 2,000-page treatment last night.
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What?
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Either you leave the network or I do!
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I'll see you in hell, loser.
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Okay, but just promise me there's no reading.
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But if it is?
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♪ When they hear your heart of thunder. ♪
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and George R. R. Martin will be there.
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cooking competition for you today with two fantastic chefs.
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God, he must be the coolest fat guy
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in the distant galaxy of Warlock's Keep.
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I'm very flattered.
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I have to go wash the nerd chotch out of my beard.
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He, um...
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Now let's go home.
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