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Season 14  "Hot Pocket-Dial"  14x7

Aired 5 years ago - Nov 22, 2015

Quagmire admits that he is in love with Lois. Unfortunately, he proclaims his love while he has accidentally pocket-dialed Peter. Peter is furious and Brian takes it upon himself to fix the situation.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 1
You get it. My family moves around a lot
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 2
What? Why?
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 3
W-Well, what's the best fish here?
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 4
And check this out. The rare triple toothpick flip.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 5
Peter, that was a wedding present from my aunt.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 6
All right, we were able to fix your hernia,
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 7
Quick, we need another toothpick!
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 8
That old lady has ruined toothpicks for me.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 9
Hey, Quagmire. Hey, Ida.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 10
so maybe just an iceberg wedge, a steak, and some sides.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 11
and if he's with the kids too long, they start sayin' racisms.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 12
I just learned that word.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 13
Boy, that Lois is really something, isn't she?
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 14
I want Lois.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 15
Not like Cleveland.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 16
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 17
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 18
Well, good night.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 19
Huh. There's one from Quagmire.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 20
Hello?
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 21
I want Lois. She's perfect.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 22
No, no, no, that's just Quagmire bein' a horndog.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 23
and hit him with a shovel, like a white trash YouTube girl.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 24
of that colonial woman who died falling down our stairs.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 25
Like one of those songs in an old musical.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 26
♪ Love in my life... ♪
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 27
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 28
Glenn! Ida! You made it!
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 29
Peter, what are you talking about?
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 30
Fop Cop. That could work.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 31
Oh, my God!
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 32
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 33
It's like, I can't even process why he'd feel this way.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 34
Yeah, get it in there.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 35
that was so tacky.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 36
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 37
Shame.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 38
This was serious, but it turned into something fun.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 39
aren't gonna talk this out, you and I should.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 40
We live on the same street.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 41
Oh, sour cream. You wanted me to remind you.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 42
No, it's too awkward.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 43
You're right. Quagmire, wait!
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 44
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 45
What? What-what am I supposed to do with that information?
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 46
Aw, we don't need him. I got a sex story for you.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 47
Peter, face it-- without Quagmire, we're boring.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 48
Oh, if only I had a pair of legs.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 49
Look, Peter, I'm sorry Quagmire moved away,
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 50
I lost my best friend, my buddies are all fighting,

Or scroll and see one by one:

Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 2
What? Why?
#2
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 3
W-Well, what's the best fish here?
#3
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 4
And check this out. The rare triple toothpick flip.
#4
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 5
Peter, that was a wedding present from my aunt.
#5
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 6
All right, we were able to fix your hernia,
#6
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 7
Quick, we need another toothpick!
#7
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 8
That old lady has ruined toothpicks for me.
#8
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 9
Hey, Quagmire. Hey, Ida.
#9
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 10
so maybe just an iceberg wedge, a steak, and some sides.
#10
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 11
and if he's with the kids too long, they start sayin' racisms.
#11
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 12
I just learned that word.
#12
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 13
Boy, that Lois is really something, isn't she?
#13
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 14
I want Lois.
#14
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 15
Not like Cleveland.
#15
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 16 #16 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 17 #17 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 18
Well, good night.
#18
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 19
Huh. There's one from Quagmire.
#19
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 20
Hello?
#20
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 21
I want Lois. She's perfect.
#21
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 22
No, no, no, that's just Quagmire bein' a horndog.
#22
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 23
and hit him with a shovel, like a white trash YouTube girl.
#23
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 24
of that colonial woman who died falling down our stairs.
#24
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 25
Like one of those songs in an old musical.
#25
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 26
♪ Love in my life... ♪
#26
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 27 #27 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 28
Glenn! Ida! You made it!
#28
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 29
Peter, what are you talking about?
#29
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 30
Fop Cop. That could work.
#30
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 31
Oh, my God!
#31
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 32 #32 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 33
It's like, I can't even process why he'd feel this way.
#33
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 34
Yeah, get it in there.
#34
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 35
that was so tacky.
#35
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 36 #36 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 37
Shame.
#37
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 38
This was serious, but it turned into something fun.
#38
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 39
aren't gonna talk this out, you and I should.
#39
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 40
We live on the same street.
#40
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 41
Oh, sour cream. You wanted me to remind you.
#41
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 42
No, it's too awkward.
#42
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 43
You're right. Quagmire, wait!
#43
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 44 #44 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 45
What? What-what am I supposed to do with that information?
#45
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 46
Aw, we don't need him. I got a sex story for you.
#46
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 47
Peter, face it-- without Quagmire, we're boring.
#47
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 48
Oh, if only I had a pair of legs.
#48
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 49
Look, Peter, I'm sorry Quagmire moved away,
#49
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 50
I lost my best friend, my buddies are all fighting,
#50