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Season 14  "Peter, Chris & Brian"  14x5

Aired 5 years ago - Nov 08, 2015

Peter gets a check in the mail from the sale of his mother's home and he remembers that all of his old porn is still in there. When he returns to retrieve his stash, he finds a "to Peter from Peter" tape and realizes that his life has amounted to nothing. Reeling from his own failures, Peter then attempts to fix Chris before it's too late, and forces his son to spend time with Brian.

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We were gonna break in and take it.
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I can't believe these tables are always empty.
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Almost time for lunch.
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Hi, Peter. How was Vegas?
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like that Doogie Howser kid who's getting so much ass.
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♪ I know it's only make believe... ♪
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But not everyone is so lucky.
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effeminate gasp, over the backboard,
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♪ Highway to the danger zone... ♪
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Help. Somebody help!
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He's just rhyming "danger zone" with "danger zone."
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that you grow up to be a success.
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Ha! Meg, go to your room.
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Where are your arm garters?
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A hat on a hat!
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so now we're high-stepping around in giant hats.
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are you pushing Chris so hard
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Oh, my God, you're right, Brian.
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You gotta show Chris how to turn out better than me.
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'Cause I think you could be something great.
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Eh, I bought a Nook e-reader a couple of years ago
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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Eh, dinner's no fun without Chris here.
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Apologies for being so tardy.
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to ask questions that weren't really questions.
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How about you and me go chuck tater tots at it?
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It is awful.
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'cause after that we're going down to the Civic Center.
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doing all that fancy-pants stuff.
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Just like you grew out of your "Walk Like An Egyptian" phase.
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This world only has one sun.
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of mentally impaired supermodel Kate Upton.
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with a bright future,
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Thanks for coming to the book club meeting, everyone.
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