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Season 14  "An App A Day"  14x13

Aired 4 years ago - Feb 14, 2016

Peter overloads his phone with apps. He buys a new phone with more memory, gives his old phone to Chris, and hilarity ensues. Stewie joins a tennis club and invites Brian to be his tennis partner.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 1
Peter, your phone's streaming to the TV.
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There you are, Dad.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 3
oh, and here's most of a puzzle.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 4
All the more reason to treat yourself.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 5
Isn't that for anonymous gay hookups?
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 6
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 7
Something my dad held in the bathroom!
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 8
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 9
Chris, no one talks to each other anymore.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 10
All right, what could go wrong?
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 11
Where frail old men come to weigh themselves in the nude.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 12
Oh, yes, half the bathroom trash is thrown-up scrambled eggs.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 13
Like that actress from Rizzoli & Isles
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 14
It's the... law enforcement woman.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 15
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 16
...he sent it to doesn't like him back,
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 17
he was technically distributing child pornography.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 18
Huh.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 19
Today, we bring you a disturbing case of child pornography.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 20
Place.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 21
but the law says that, as a sex offender,
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 22
sentimental military stuff, lava,
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 23
Good evening, I'm Glenn Quagmire, your instructor.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 24
painted like an ice cream truck, your lights are on.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 25
And do I really have to be here?
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 26
We don't say "whack."
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 27
You grunt like a Hungarian lesbian.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 28
Well, she was gone in two days.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 29
we're putting it on Philippa's husband's account.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 30
I can't believe we're having an ice cream cake
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 31
You can go back to being a normal boy
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 32
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Everybody into my safety basement!
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after eating a seafood tower.
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Not once. Damn it, Brian!
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 36
You're really wearing a path, aren't you?
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 37
but you're just gonna have to accept that from now on,
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 38
That's why "no."
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 39
Now nobody will have any reason to be afraid of me
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 40
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besides get to the wind chime store before it closes.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 42
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 43
trying to roll back subsidies on the Affordable Care Act,
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 44
But, look, first place.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 45
Hey, everybody, try my wife's ambrosia.
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 46
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 47
With all the free time, I'm no longer devoting to onanism...
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and I even joined the debate team.
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seems to have allowed Chris to excel in other areas.
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(gasping)

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Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 2
There you are, Dad.
#2
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 3
oh, and here's most of a puzzle.
#3
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 4
All the more reason to treat yourself.
#4
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 5
Isn't that for anonymous gay hookups?
#5
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 6 #6 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 7
Something my dad held in the bathroom!
#7
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Chris, no one talks to each other anymore.
#9
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 10
All right, what could go wrong?
#10
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 11
Where frail old men come to weigh themselves in the nude.
#11
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 12
Oh, yes, half the bathroom trash is thrown-up scrambled eggs.
#12
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 13
Like that actress from Rizzoli & Isles
#13
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It's the... law enforcement woman.
#14
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...he sent it to doesn't like him back,
#16
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he was technically distributing child pornography.
#17
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 18
Huh.
#18
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 19
Today, we bring you a disturbing case of child pornography.
#19
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Place.
#20
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but the law says that, as a sex offender,
#21
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sentimental military stuff, lava,
#22
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Good evening, I'm Glenn Quagmire, your instructor.
#23
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painted like an ice cream truck, your lights are on.
#24
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And do I really have to be here?
#25
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 26
We don't say "whack."
#26
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 27
You grunt like a Hungarian lesbian.
#27
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 28
Well, she was gone in two days.
#28
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 29
we're putting it on Philippa's husband's account.
#29
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 30
I can't believe we're having an ice cream cake
#30
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You can go back to being a normal boy
#31
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Everybody into my safety basement!
#33
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after eating a seafood tower.
#34
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Not once. Damn it, Brian!
#35
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 36
You're really wearing a path, aren't you?
#36
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but you're just gonna have to accept that from now on,
#37
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That's why "no."
#38
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Now nobody will have any reason to be afraid of me
#39
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besides get to the wind chime store before it closes.
#41
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trying to roll back subsidies on the Affordable Care Act,
#43
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 44
But, look, first place.
#44
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 45
Hey, everybody, try my wife's ambrosia.
#45
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With all the free time, I'm no longer devoting to onanism...
#47
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 13 (S14E13) - 48
and I even joined the debate team.
#48
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seems to have allowed Chris to excel in other areas.
#49
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(gasping)
#50