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Season 13  "The Book of Joe"  13x2

Aired 6 years ago - Oct 05, 2014

Joe's dream of becoming a published author nears fruition when Peter decides to help him, but a happy ending doesn't appear possible when Peter begins monopolizing the writing duties. Meanwhile, Brian experiences his first runner's high, which turns him into an exercise beast in an attempt to re-create that euphoric feeling.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 2 (S13E02) - 1
You know, see, this is how you meet people.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 2 (S13E02) - 2
Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube-Man Warehouse and Emporium.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 2 (S13E02) - 3
into a night of physical intimacy with you...!
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and sent my book to a publisher.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 2 (S13E02) - 5
S... Steenburj...
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I-I just... I've already run, like, so many "K" today.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 2 (S13E02) - 8
Just push through it, Brian.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 2 (S13E02) - 9
What the hell do you think you're doing?
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 2 (S13E02) - 10
I feel it.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 2 (S13E02) - 11
The moon is Korean!
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 2 (S13E02) - 12
That was incredible.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 2 (S13E02) - 13
Please join me in welcoming David Chicago.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 2 (S13E02) - 14
who could not climb trees to get food."
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I, too, could survive the winter.'"
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(parents heckling)
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(cheerfully): "If you could spare just one nut,
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and arm strength.'"
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(cheering)
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Well, you would write the books, and your friend, Peter,
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 2 (S13E02) - 21
Scary stuff, scary stuff, scary stuff. Lunch!
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 2 (S13E02) - 22
Oh, the bookstore closed and is now a Target.
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Joe, I got it. Trust me.
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Gene, is everything all right?
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 2 (S13E02) - 26
Good afternoon, I'm Tom Tucker.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 2 (S13E02) - 27
to write about a handicapped squirrel?
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 2 (S13E02) - 28
I'll tell you what he's doing,
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 2 (S13E02) - 29
so you can see where I buy my clothes.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 2 (S13E02) - 30
That's Dad's chair. He's gonna be mad.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 2 (S13E02) - 31
next to the trash, if you get hungry.
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like Scotty engineering the Enterprise.
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the little lever I've been pushing, it's...
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I... (laughs) I'm sorry.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 2 (S13E02) - 35
I mean, think of how many crises we've been in
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 2 (S13E02) - 36
W-We don't have enough dilithium crystals
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when I'm trying to inspire them.
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Joe, Joe, stop. You're embarrassing yourself.
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Hey, that book would've been nothing without me.
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And how 'bout he got a frog friend
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Is that a statement or a question?
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Couple of calves got loose. Ha, pow!
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You know, whatever you're doing, it isn't healthy, Brian.
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"so the squirrel was happy he'd built that hot tub.
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"The monkey's kick-ass buzz saw hand
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But then..."

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Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 2 (S13E02) - 2
Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube-Man Warehouse and Emporium.
#2
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 2 (S13E02) - 3
into a night of physical intimacy with you...!
#3
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and sent my book to a publisher.
#4
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S... Steenburj...
#5
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I-I just... I've already run, like, so many "K" today.
#7
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 2 (S13E02) - 8
Just push through it, Brian.
#8
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 2 (S13E02) - 9
What the hell do you think you're doing?
#9
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 2 (S13E02) - 10
I feel it.
#10
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 2 (S13E02) - 11
The moon is Korean!
#11
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 2 (S13E02) - 12
That was incredible.
#12
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Please join me in welcoming David Chicago.
#13
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who could not climb trees to get food."
#14
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 2 (S13E02) - 15
I, too, could survive the winter.'"
#15
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(parents heckling)
#16
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 2 (S13E02) - 17
(cheerfully): "If you could spare just one nut,
#17
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and arm strength.'"
#18
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(cheering)
#19
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Well, you would write the books, and your friend, Peter,
#20
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Scary stuff, scary stuff, scary stuff. Lunch!
#21
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Oh, the bookstore closed and is now a Target.
#22
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Joe, I got it. Trust me.
#24
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Gene, is everything all right?
#25
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Good afternoon, I'm Tom Tucker.
#26
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 2 (S13E02) - 27
to write about a handicapped squirrel?
#27
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 2 (S13E02) - 28
I'll tell you what he's doing,
#28
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 2 (S13E02) - 29
so you can see where I buy my clothes.
#29
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That's Dad's chair. He's gonna be mad.
#30
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next to the trash, if you get hungry.
#31
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like Scotty engineering the Enterprise.
#32
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 2 (S13E02) - 33
the little lever I've been pushing, it's...
#33
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 2 (S13E02) - 34
I... (laughs) I'm sorry.
#34
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I mean, think of how many crises we've been in
#35
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W-We don't have enough dilithium crystals
#36
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when I'm trying to inspire them.
#37
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Joe, Joe, stop. You're embarrassing yourself.
#38
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Hey, that book would've been nothing without me.
#40
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And how 'bout he got a frog friend
#42
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Is that a statement or a question?
#43
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Couple of calves got loose. Ha, pow!
#44
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You know, whatever you're doing, it isn't healthy, Brian.
#45
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"so the squirrel was happy he'd built that hot tub.
#48
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"The monkey's kick-ass buzz saw hand
#49
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But then..."
#50