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Season 13  "Turkey Guys"  13x5

Aired 6 years ago - Nov 16, 2014

On the night before Thanksgiving, Brian and Peter drunkenly devour the holiday bird, and then must go out to find a replacement. In Peter absence, Chris attempts to step up and become the man of the house.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 1
♪ She thinks I'm beautiful ♪
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Well, the fat man's never going to get back in time,
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 4
No, no, no-- greeting guests as they arrive.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 5
Sure do. You're looking at one.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 6
Lois would be madder than that time she got a Capp smear.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 7
That's all right, bird. I goes by smell.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 8
Okay, you know what? I'm in charge of the turkey.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 9
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 10
Remember when your new episodes are out with TVShow Time for iPhone and Android
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 11
Peter, what the hell?!
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 12
without looking at your phone.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 13
Oh, look, a tie. Perfect.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 14
"Lois, everything is delicious."
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 15
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 16
I don't know what they were so mad about,
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 17
Shut up! I'm telling Miss Baumbakis!
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 18
ANNOUNCER: Nickelodeon-- casually ask your daughter
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 19
Damn it. Where the hell are they with that turkey?
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 20
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 21
Hey! Hey, stop! Give us a ride!
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 22
Oh, yeah?
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 23
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 24
Sometimes I pluck them because I deserve pain.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 25
Just look at Snoopy's original happy dance.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 26
about how brave I was when we walked past that cemetery?
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 27
You're starting to get black gums like an older dog.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 28
I just posed you like that
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 29
Good-bye!
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 30
Home is this way; we're both just walking home.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 31
has a crush on her trainer, and he eats like this,
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 32
Brian, maybe you should be a little less mad at me
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 33
There's our answer.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 34
I mean, you're looking at the guy
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 35
And I hope it's not awkward that she's a little person
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 36
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Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 38
I thought we could all take turns telling a long story
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 39
Now I go into a store,
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 40
I still remember the thud of the bat
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 41
I couldn't handle the pressure, Stewie.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 42
All right, there they are.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 43
All right, just leave the turkey alone.
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And I broke this guy's neck just now.
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Hey, you got a tiny head and a big body.

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Well, the fat man's never going to get back in time,
#3
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 4
No, no, no-- greeting guests as they arrive.
#4
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 5
Sure do. You're looking at one.
#5
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 6
Lois would be madder than that time she got a Capp smear.
#6
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 7
That's all right, bird. I goes by smell.
#7
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 8
Okay, you know what? I'm in charge of the turkey.
#8
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Remember when your new episodes are out with TVShow Time for iPhone and Android
#10
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Peter, what the hell?!
#11
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 12
without looking at your phone.
#12
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 13
Oh, look, a tie. Perfect.
#13
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"Lois, everything is delicious."
#14
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I don't know what they were so mad about,
#16
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Shut up! I'm telling Miss Baumbakis!
#17
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 18
ANNOUNCER: Nickelodeon-- casually ask your daughter
#18
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Damn it. Where the hell are they with that turkey?
#19
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Hey! Hey, stop! Give us a ride!
#21
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Oh, yeah?
#22
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Sometimes I pluck them because I deserve pain.
#24
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Just look at Snoopy's original happy dance.
#25
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 26
about how brave I was when we walked past that cemetery?
#26
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 27
You're starting to get black gums like an older dog.
#27
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 28
I just posed you like that
#28
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 29
Good-bye!
#29
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 30
Home is this way; we're both just walking home.
#30
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 31
has a crush on her trainer, and he eats like this,
#31
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 32
Brian, maybe you should be a little less mad at me
#32
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 33
There's our answer.
#33
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 34
I mean, you're looking at the guy
#34
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And I hope it's not awkward that she's a little person
#35
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I thought we could all take turns telling a long story
#38
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Now I go into a store,
#39
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 40
I still remember the thud of the bat
#40
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 41
I couldn't handle the pressure, Stewie.
#41
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 42
All right, there they are.
#42
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 (S13E05) - 43
All right, just leave the turkey alone.
#43
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And I broke this guy's neck just now.
#49
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Hey, you got a tiny head and a big body.
#50