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Season 13  "Roasted Guy"  13x16

Aired 5 years ago - Apr 26, 2015

Peter befriends a group of mean girls after his feelings are hurt when his so-called friends decide to “roast” him. Lois, all too familiar with the gossipy nature of women, tells Peter they are probably talking about him behind his back, and Peter soon discovers that Lois may be right.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 1
JOE: Ladies and gentlemen and people who have wandered in
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You know, Peter, I love your chin, but I got to ask.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 4
by throwing "a little gay" in there, too.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 5
P-People think I'm fat?
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 6
but, hey, nothing grows in the shade.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 7
Hi, I'm Professor Comedy.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 8
'cause he's trying to eat the book.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 9
Peter's so fat and stupid, Lamar Odom tried to bang him.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 10
Okay, yeah, I got something to say.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 11
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 12
Yeah, but I thought they'd stick to material
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 13
and I'd like to get to know...
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 14
Hey, will you bearded dwarves be friends with me?
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 15
Hey, it's cool you got the keys to the school,
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 16
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I don't know, I-I don't seem to fit in anywhere.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 18
He doesn't look that much like me.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 19
I'm Jamie, and this is Becca and Karen.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 20
It's what we do!
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 21
'cause it's like I can't even deal.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 22
Oh, boy, I'm blending right in with you gals.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 23
All our toothbrushes were
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 24
Yeah, and then I realized I'm not good
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 25
so if you think you know her from somewhere, that's where.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 26
What?
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 27
I still have the security camera footage somewhere.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 28
Why did he have to go around telling strangers what to do?
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 29
Ah, let's see, what else? What else? What else?
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 30
What the hell?
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 31
she popped a button on her jeans.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 32
What? Nobody here in Maryland
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 33
You used some of my magazines for your fake ransom notes.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 34
That's what women do.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 35
Just like I figured out who was stealing my lunch at work.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 36
My name is Peter, too...!
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 37
You know who's really beautiful?
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 38
'cause I can't feel him walking anymore.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 39
They are making fun of me behind my back.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 40
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Why isn't he asleep?
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(sobbing)
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I was wearing lipstick and a wolf suit.
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Confront them face-to-face and explain why I'm angry?
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 46
Now, which Cylon is that?
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 47
It's green, so it probably makes something go.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 48
She bangs up her car, her husband's gonna be furious.
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♪ Out on the streets ♪

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Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 2 #2 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 3
You know, Peter, I love your chin, but I got to ask.
#3
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 4
by throwing "a little gay" in there, too.
#4
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 5
P-People think I'm fat?
#5
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 6
but, hey, nothing grows in the shade.
#6
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 7
Hi, I'm Professor Comedy.
#7
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 8
'cause he's trying to eat the book.
#8
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 9
Peter's so fat and stupid, Lamar Odom tried to bang him.
#9
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 10
Okay, yeah, I got something to say.
#10
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 11 #11 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 12
Yeah, but I thought they'd stick to material
#12
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 13
and I'd like to get to know...
#13
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 14
Hey, will you bearded dwarves be friends with me?
#14
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 15
Hey, it's cool you got the keys to the school,
#15
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 16 #16 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 17
I don't know, I-I don't seem to fit in anywhere.
#17
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He doesn't look that much like me.
#18
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 19
I'm Jamie, and this is Becca and Karen.
#19
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It's what we do!
#20
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'cause it's like I can't even deal.
#21
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Oh, boy, I'm blending right in with you gals.
#22
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All our toothbrushes were
#23
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 24
Yeah, and then I realized I'm not good
#24
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 25
so if you think you know her from somewhere, that's where.
#25
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 26
What?
#26
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 27
I still have the security camera footage somewhere.
#27
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 28
Why did he have to go around telling strangers what to do?
#28
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 29
Ah, let's see, what else? What else? What else?
#29
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 30
What the hell?
#30
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 31
she popped a button on her jeans.
#31
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 32
What? Nobody here in Maryland
#32
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 33
You used some of my magazines for your fake ransom notes.
#33
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 34
That's what women do.
#34
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 35
Just like I figured out who was stealing my lunch at work.
#35
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 36
My name is Peter, too...!
#36
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 37
You know who's really beautiful?
#37
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 38
'cause I can't feel him walking anymore.
#38
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 39
They are making fun of me behind my back.
#39
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Why isn't he asleep?
#41
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(sobbing)
#43
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 44
I was wearing lipstick and a wolf suit.
#44
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 45
Confront them face-to-face and explain why I'm angry?
#45
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 46
Now, which Cylon is that?
#46
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 47
It's green, so it probably makes something go.
#47
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16 (S13E16) - 48
She bangs up her car, her husband's gonna be furious.
#48
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♪ Out on the streets ♪
#50