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Season 13  "Brian the Closer"  13x4

Aired 6 years ago - Nov 09, 2014

Brian's cosmetic surgery leads him down a new career path as a real estate agent, which gets him into trouble with Quagmire.

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(engine revving)
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No, Brian. The stupidest thing I ever did
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very self-conscious about how he looks,
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Which one does the (trumpets) sound?
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I don't know. But here, you can have this back.
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Thank you, Chris.
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But now that you mention it,
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That's my dentist.
#10
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And don't tell anybody about this.
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I have maybe hours to live, and you're wasting them.
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Hey, maybe you could help us build the dam.
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No, Brian, are you kidding?
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That is the best cosmetic surgery in this family
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♪ When you're laughing ♪
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♪ Keep on smiling ♪
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Can we ask you a few questions?
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It's got a nice porch.
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You are a real estate agent; you just don't know it yet.
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Now, I am obligated to disclose
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Uh, that's not credible.
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Is this the guy who wanted his pulse checked
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Brian, five sales this week. You're killing it.
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Wow, Brian, you're doing great here.
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We haven't been able to unload it in two years.
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God, there's got to be a sucker to buy this condo.
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Looks like I found my sucker.
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No, no, no, that's just money.
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that's guaranteed to appreciate in value.
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Thinking about putting black guy hair in a ponytail.
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MAN: Nestled somewhere between the ocean and your imagination:
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It's not Lew Sheridan, is it?
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Yeah, that condo looks awesome.
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and Cleveland is Magic Johnson.
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Or a movie.
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but I bought you a mini cactus.
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Let me see your contract, Quagmire.
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Oh, there's a head in the freezer.
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Slow down, Quagmire.
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♪ Pasta, meatballs, Joe DiMaggio ♪
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Have him call me the minute he gets in.
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