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Season 13  "Brian the Closer"  13x4

Aired 9 years ago - Nov 09, 2014

Brian's cosmetic surgery leads him down a new career path as a real estate agent, which gets him into trouble with Quagmire.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 1
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(engine revving)
 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 3
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 4
No, Brian. The stupidest thing I ever did
 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 5
very self-conscious about how he looks,
 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 6
Which one does the (trumpets) sound?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 7
I don't know. But here, you can have this back.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 8
Thank you, Chris.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 9
But now that you mention it,
 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 10
That's my dentist.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 11
And don't tell anybody about this.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 12
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 13
I have maybe hours to live, and you're wasting them.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 14
Hey, maybe you could help us build the dam.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 15
No, Brian, are you kidding?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 16
That is the best cosmetic surgery in this family
 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 17
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 18
♪ When you're laughing ♪
 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 19
♪ Keep on smiling ♪
 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 20
Can we ask you a few questions?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 21
It's got a nice porch.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 22
You are a real estate agent; you just don't know it yet.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 23
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 24
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 25
Now, I am obligated to disclose
 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 26
Uh, that's not credible.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 27
Is this the guy who wanted his pulse checked
 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 28
Brian, five sales this week. You're killing it.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 29
Wow, Brian, you're doing great here.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 30
We haven't been able to unload it in two years.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 31
God, there's got to be a sucker to buy this condo.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 32
Looks like I found my sucker.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 33
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 34
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 35
No, no, no, that's just money.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 36
that's guaranteed to appreciate in value.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 37
Thinking about putting black guy hair in a ponytail.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 38
MAN: Nestled somewhere between the ocean and your imagination:
 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 39
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 40
It's not Lew Sheridan, is it?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 41
Yeah, that condo looks awesome.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 42
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 43
and Cleveland is Magic Johnson.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 44
Or a movie.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 45
but I bought you a mini cactus.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 46
Let me see your contract, Quagmire.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 47
Oh, there's a head in the freezer.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 48
Slow down, Quagmire.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 49
♪ Pasta, meatballs, Joe DiMaggio ♪
 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 50
Have him call me the minute he gets in.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 2
(engine revving)
#2 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 3 #3 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 4
No, Brian. The stupidest thing I ever did
#4 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 5
very self-conscious about how he looks,
#5 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 6
Which one does the (trumpets) sound?
#6 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 7
I don't know. But here, you can have this back.
#7 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 8
Thank you, Chris.
#8 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 9
But now that you mention it,
#9 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 10
That's my dentist.
#10 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 11
And don't tell anybody about this.
#11 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 12 #12 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 13
I have maybe hours to live, and you're wasting them.
#13 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 14
Hey, maybe you could help us build the dam.
#14 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 15
No, Brian, are you kidding?
#15 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 16
That is the best cosmetic surgery in this family
#16 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 17 #17 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 18
♪ When you're laughing ♪
#18 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 19
♪ Keep on smiling ♪
#19 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 20
Can we ask you a few questions?
#20 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 21
It's got a nice porch.
#21 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 22
You are a real estate agent; you just don't know it yet.
#22 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 23 #23 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 24 #24 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 25
Now, I am obligated to disclose
#25 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 26
Uh, that's not credible.
#26 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 27
Is this the guy who wanted his pulse checked
#27 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 28
Brian, five sales this week. You're killing it.
#28 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 29
Wow, Brian, you're doing great here.
#29 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 30
We haven't been able to unload it in two years.
#30 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 31
God, there's got to be a sucker to buy this condo.
#31 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 32
Looks like I found my sucker.
#32 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 33 #33 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 34 #34 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 35
No, no, no, that's just money.
#35 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 36
that's guaranteed to appreciate in value.
#36 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 37
Thinking about putting black guy hair in a ponytail.
#37 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 38
MAN: Nestled somewhere between the ocean and your imagination:
#38 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 39 #39 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 40
It's not Lew Sheridan, is it?
#40 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 41
Yeah, that condo looks awesome.
#41 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 42 #42 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 43
and Cleveland is Magic Johnson.
#43 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 44
Or a movie.
#44 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 45
but I bought you a mini cactus.
#45 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 46
Let me see your contract, Quagmire.
#46 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 47
Oh, there's a head in the freezer.
#47 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 48
Slow down, Quagmire.
#48 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 49
♪ Pasta, meatballs, Joe DiMaggio ♪
#49 Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 4 (S13E04) - 50
Have him call me the minute he gets in.
#50