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Season 13  "The 2000-Year-Old Virgin"  13x6

Aired 5 years ago - Dec 07, 2014

After running into Jesus at the Quahog Mall, Peter is stunned to discover that the Son of God is still a virgin. So, he enlists Quagmire and Cleveland to help him throw Jesus the best birthday ever by finding a way to help him become a man.

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This is not too... too...
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at his time-share in Coral Gables with his girlfriend.
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Can't wait to see what that "bigger plan" is.
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No way. I'm not gonna let my pal Jesus
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Oh, yeah.
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Okay, but five dollar limit.
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I don't care that your dad's dying,
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Jesus, what kind of girls do you like?
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Yeah, you know.
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and I just kind of got into the friend zone.
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What do you mean?
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Just put it in the oven for half an hour at 350.
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You're making this whole thing crude.
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Remember when your new episodes are out with TVShow Time for iPhone and Android
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Now go get 'em.
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Shut your mouth, bitch.
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Uhp, let me just close a couple of these windows.
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Well, no luck getting Jesus laid yet.
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Ugh, another puckered anus.
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What do you mean?
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So just go with "H"? Yeah.
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Hey, guys. Uh, Peter,
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Yeah, we did. But it was a disaster.
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What?! I am outraged!
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You want to lose your virginity to Lois?!
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After all, I'm Jesus.
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Would you like to hear our specials?
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Why? What's wrong with our marriage?
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Doesn't the Bible say not to covet thy neighbor's wife?
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Well, I guess it is kind of an honor
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Even divine.
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Hi, Peter.
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♪ Pulsing through my veins ♪
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so she won't have to deal with that nonsense.
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Hey, do you think if I let Jesus sleep with Bonnie,
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(birds squawking)
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Jesus! Jesus!
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I don't blame you, Peter.
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He what?!
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He just uses it to store art he bought on cruises.
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Oh, this is bad. This is real bad.
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Get out! I need this car!
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Jesus Christ is gonna have sex with my wife!
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