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Season 13  "Stewie is Enceinte"  13x12

Aired 5 years ago - Mar 08, 2015

Brian decides he doesn't want to hang out with Stewie anymore, so Stewie tries to save their relationship by having a baby ... or seven ... by using Brian's DNA to impregnate himself. Meanwhile, Peter, Joe, Quagmire and Cleveland attempt to make a viral video.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 1
Oh, wait, I don't know if you're gonna be in it, Joe.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 2
Maybe another time, Stewie.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 3
until they had Susie.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 4
I say, this is my best idea
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 5
why we should have a baby together.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 6
You really are a natural caregiver, aren't you?
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 7
A-Are you just gonna leave it on the table?
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 8
Okay, just a few more worrrds...
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 9
This isn't fun for me, watching you text.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 10
I'm just going to take a little bit of his DNA,
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 11
I don't know, was he in Black Hawk Down?
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 12
Okay, let's see. Now, what are the ingredients
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 13
You know what, we should just go out and start filming.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 14
Oh, it turned out that window was there.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 15
First, I add Brian's hair and saliva,
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 16
(groans) Good-bye, body.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 17
(clanking)
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 18
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 19
Meg is pregnant?
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 20
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 21
Oh, thank you for finding a way to make it sound horrible.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 22
You need to get a big fat abortion right this second!
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 23
How dare you!
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 24
Why not? Why am I always apologizing
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 25
If you ever lay a finger on me again, I'll burn you in your bed.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 26
(with same voice): "Show me the money."
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 27
Geez, how far along are you?
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 28
It's for the baby, it's for the baby.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 29
(high-pitched): Well, it takes two people to break a record.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 30
sneezed real hard and all that came out.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 31
Yeah. Are there a lot of stairs in this building?
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 32
Eight months. You look amazing.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 33
I like these. These are good. Very classy.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 34
Oh, "Dad." I just got emotional.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 35
♪ It's another way of sayin' how much I love you ♪
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 36
So maybe we can find another frog for somethin' like that.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 37
♪ You give love a bad name ♪ ♪ Bad name
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 38
And mint chip ice cream. But only mint chip.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 39
It's okay. Don't panic. Call the doula.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 40
Too late! Pull over! It's starting to come out!
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 41
Oh, God. Oh, God, it's coming! Oh...
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 42
(moaning) There's more!
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 43
Mazel tov!
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 44
I just put Jack and Rose down for their nap.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 45
this could be a chance for you to finally make things right.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 46
I like Dick.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 47
Wow, people really seem to hate everything we put on here.
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 48
♪ Yes, you do ♪
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 49
(barking, crying)
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 50
Hey! Hey, you!

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Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 2
Maybe another time, Stewie.
#2
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 3
until they had Susie.
#3
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 4
I say, this is my best idea
#4
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 5
why we should have a baby together.
#5
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 6
You really are a natural caregiver, aren't you?
#6
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 7
A-Are you just gonna leave it on the table?
#7
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 8
Okay, just a few more worrrds...
#8
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 9
This isn't fun for me, watching you text.
#9
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 10
I'm just going to take a little bit of his DNA,
#10
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 11
I don't know, was he in Black Hawk Down?
#11
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 12
Okay, let's see. Now, what are the ingredients
#12
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 13
You know what, we should just go out and start filming.
#13
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 14
Oh, it turned out that window was there.
#14
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 15
First, I add Brian's hair and saliva,
#15
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 16
(groans) Good-bye, body.
#16
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 17
(clanking)
#17
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Meg is pregnant?
#19
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Oh, thank you for finding a way to make it sound horrible.
#21
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You need to get a big fat abortion right this second!
#22
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How dare you!
#23
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 24
Why not? Why am I always apologizing
#24
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 25
If you ever lay a finger on me again, I'll burn you in your bed.
#25
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 26
(with same voice): "Show me the money."
#26
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 27
Geez, how far along are you?
#27
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 28
It's for the baby, it's for the baby.
#28
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 29
(high-pitched): Well, it takes two people to break a record.
#29
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 30
sneezed real hard and all that came out.
#30
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 31
Yeah. Are there a lot of stairs in this building?
#31
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 32
Eight months. You look amazing.
#32
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 33
I like these. These are good. Very classy.
#33
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 34
Oh, "Dad." I just got emotional.
#34
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 35
♪ It's another way of sayin' how much I love you ♪
#35
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 36
So maybe we can find another frog for somethin' like that.
#36
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 37
♪ You give love a bad name ♪ ♪ Bad name
#37
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 38
And mint chip ice cream. But only mint chip.
#38
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 39
It's okay. Don't panic. Call the doula.
#39
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 40
Too late! Pull over! It's starting to come out!
#40
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 41
Oh, God. Oh, God, it's coming! Oh...
#41
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 42
(moaning) There's more!
#42
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 43
Mazel tov!
#43
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 44
I just put Jack and Rose down for their nap.
#44
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 45
this could be a chance for you to finally make things right.
#45
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 46
I like Dick.
#46
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 47
Wow, people really seem to hate everything we put on here.
#47
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 48
♪ Yes, you do ♪
#48
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 49
(barking, crying)
#49
Recap of Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12 (S13E12) - 50
Hey! Hey, you!
#50