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Season 10  "I Scream When I Pee"  10x9

Aired 12 years ago - Nov 29, 2012

Alans famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 1
Yes.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 3
♪ Ooh ♪ ♪ Men, men, men, manly men, men, men ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 4
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 5
spray-on tan.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 6
You'll certainly pop right off the screen.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 7
Oh, phew.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 8
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 9
No. Most guys just want a piece of Detective Jane Risotto.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 10
Mmm.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 11
So, um... so, didn't you date Derek Jeter for a while?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 12
You okay?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 13
Wait, Judith got flirtatious with you?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 14
I mean, she said I was better in bed than Derek Jeter,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 15
Really?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 16
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 17
Come on, birthdays are terrific. It's...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 18
than my birthday.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 19
Uh, hold on, I'm lost.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 20
I've had to lie to women to have fantastic sex.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 21
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 22
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 23
Oh, n-no, no, d-don't talk like that.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 24
Where you going?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 25
I have more than one window open, yes.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 26
♪ Two and a Half Men 10x09 ♪ I Scream When I Pee Original Air Date on November 29, 2012
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 27
I am now that you're here.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 28
So this whole thing was a setup just to get me over here?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 29
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 30
Parts of me already did, but, uh, I-I have to leave.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 31
Geez, the fact that you don't want to sleep with me
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 32
Um, good-bye, Kandi.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 33
Good morning.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 34
Yes, they're spectacular.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 35
Yeah, I kind of get a feeling that she doesn't have
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 36
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 37
Oh, crap.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 38
This doesn't look like nothing.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 39
Oh, look, you've been identified
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 40
There is a ton of weed in this.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 41
Yeah, your boobs look good, your life is perfect,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 42
Just leave a message.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 43
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 44
Halfway through that, your head turned into a taco.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 45
Talking taco, talking taco,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 46
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 47
And if truth be told,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 48
You know...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 49
I love you, Berta.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 50
Go ahead.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 2
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 3
♪ Ooh ♪ ♪ Men, men, men, manly men, men, men ♪
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 4 #4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 5
spray-on tan.
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 6
You'll certainly pop right off the screen.
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 7
Oh, phew.
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 8 #8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 9
No. Most guys just want a piece of Detective Jane Risotto.
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 10
Mmm.
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 11
So, um... so, didn't you date Derek Jeter for a while?
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 12
You okay?
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 13
Wait, Judith got flirtatious with you?
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 14
I mean, she said I was better in bed than Derek Jeter,
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 15
Really?
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 16 #16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 17
Come on, birthdays are terrific. It's...
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 18
than my birthday.
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 19
Uh, hold on, I'm lost.
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 20
I've had to lie to women to have fantastic sex.
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 21 #21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 22 #22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 23
Oh, n-no, no, d-don't talk like that.
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 24
Where you going?
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 25
I have more than one window open, yes.
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 26
♪ Two and a Half Men 10x09 ♪ I Scream When I Pee Original Air Date on November 29, 2012
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 27
I am now that you're here.
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 28
So this whole thing was a setup just to get me over here?
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 29 #29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 30
Parts of me already did, but, uh, I-I have to leave.
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 31
Geez, the fact that you don't want to sleep with me
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 32
Um, good-bye, Kandi.
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 33
Good morning.
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 34
Yes, they're spectacular.
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 35
Yeah, I kind of get a feeling that she doesn't have
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 36 #36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 37
Oh, crap.
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 38
This doesn't look like nothing.
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 39
Oh, look, you've been identified
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 40
There is a ton of weed in this.
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 41
Yeah, your boobs look good, your life is perfect,
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 42
Just leave a message.
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 43 #43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 44
Halfway through that, your head turned into a taco.
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 45
Talking taco, talking taco,
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 46 #46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 47
And if truth be told,
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 48
You know...
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 49
I love you, Berta.
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 9 (S10E09) - 50
Go ahead.
#50