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Season 10  "Avoid the Chinese Mustard"  10x7

Aired 12 years ago - Nov 08, 2012

When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 1
help me out here. I thought you guys broke up.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 2
Uh, that's okay. I don't really have much.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 3
Well, then, come on.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 4
Wait for it.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 5
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 6
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 7
What are you doing here?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 8
I come here 'cause they have a great collection
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 9
Just for the record, I wasn't hitting on you.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 10
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 11
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 12
What do you do?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 13
What do you mean, am I just not talented?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 14
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 15
You, uh, kiss a girl, see fireworks,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 16
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 17
God didn't have my agent.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 18
You see, here's the thing.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 19
What if
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 20
Okay, so,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 21
Walden Schmidt. Google me.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 22
You know how weird this is, right?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 23
Morning. Where's Jake?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 24
I love you dearly, but you got to shut up.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 25
That's exactly the way that I like it.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 26
Oh, this is a smelly old shirt, and I haven't showered.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 27
Is this the residence of Private Jake Harper?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 28
Uh, well, I-I... I haven't seen him.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 29
Jake?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 30
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 31
All right, all right, enough. Just go get your things,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 32
You think you can bring him back to his senses?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 33
She cannot become my daughter-in-law.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 34
Why? I love you and you love me, right?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 35
You know, like ice cream sundaes
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 36
Oh, come on, drunk guys are hot.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 37
You're smart, you're funny,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 38
See, here's the thing.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 39
Wh... No, it's not.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 40
would you still feel that?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 41
for real real.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 42
What do you care?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 43
had a three-hour brain freeze and my pee looked like Windex.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 44
Yeah, we did.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 45
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 46
Ah, she's off for the day.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 47
It's just...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 48
and you go to the top of the steepest hill you can find,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 49
Nobody should settle for anything less.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 50
wants to really be my girlfriend.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 2
Uh, that's okay. I don't really have much.
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 3
Well, then, come on.
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 4
Wait for it.
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 5 #5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 6 #6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 7
What are you doing here?
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 8
I come here 'cause they have a great collection
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 9
Just for the record, I wasn't hitting on you.
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 10 #10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 11 #11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 12
What do you do?
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 13
What do you mean, am I just not talented?
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 14 #14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 15
You, uh, kiss a girl, see fireworks,
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 16 #16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 17
God didn't have my agent.
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 18
You see, here's the thing.
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 19
What if
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 20
Okay, so,
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 21
Walden Schmidt. Google me.
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 22
You know how weird this is, right?
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 23
Morning. Where's Jake?
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 24
I love you dearly, but you got to shut up.
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 25
That's exactly the way that I like it.
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 26
Oh, this is a smelly old shirt, and I haven't showered.
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 27
Is this the residence of Private Jake Harper?
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 28
Uh, well, I-I... I haven't seen him.
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 29
Jake?
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 30 #30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 31
All right, all right, enough. Just go get your things,
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 32
You think you can bring him back to his senses?
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 33
She cannot become my daughter-in-law.
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 34
Why? I love you and you love me, right?
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 35
You know, like ice cream sundaes
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 36
Oh, come on, drunk guys are hot.
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 37
You're smart, you're funny,
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 38
See, here's the thing.
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 39
Wh... No, it's not.
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 40
would you still feel that?
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 41
for real real.
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 42
What do you care?
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 43
had a three-hour brain freeze and my pee looked like Windex.
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 44
Yeah, we did.
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 45 #45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 46
Ah, she's off for the day.
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 47
It's just...
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 48
and you go to the top of the steepest hill you can find,
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 49
Nobody should settle for anything less.
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 50
wants to really be my girlfriend.
#50