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Season 10  "Run, Steven Staven! Run!"  10x14

Aired 12 years ago - Jan 31, 2013

Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 1
Well, I'm not paying for sex.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 2
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 3
They're crossing state lines to get away from you now.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 4
the music was playing;
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 5
Well, you know what? It still hurts.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 6
She-She said I was inconsiderate, condescending,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 7
Oh, wait, you have no idea.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 8
It's gonna be okay.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 9
Here ya go.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 10
Oh, Billy got dumped by Bridget.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 11
What is it that makes relationships so difficult?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 12
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 13
Yeah, on the other hand, there's no better feeling
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 14
That's true.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 15
To go apologize to my girlfriend.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 16
Well, I've left you a few messages since yesterday.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 17
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 18
Okay, that came out much worse than I meant it.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 19
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 20
Oh, you jog with her? No.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 21
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 22
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 23
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 24
That is the meanest thing you've ever said.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 25
That's why I wouldn't have you over.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 26
Can she be animated?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 27
Okay, you know what? Just forget it.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 28
Hey, guys.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 29
I guess that makes us dump brothers.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 30
Not emotionally.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 31
With her gynecologist.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 32
and reassemble her undercarriage blindfolded.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 33
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 34
Oh, oh, oh.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 35
Or we just send in the tall, handsome guy
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 36
Why do I have to be cursed with all of this?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 37
I'm neither tall, nor handsome, but I'm incredibly rich.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 38
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 39
This is a great idea, Herb.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 40
Yeah, and none of you.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 41
What do you mean?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 42
was one time we dog-sat, and I left the bedroom door open.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 43
"My God, I never want this to end!"
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 44
I will keep that in mind.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 45
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 46
And we're back to your house.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 47
Like spending too much time face down in the checkout girl.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 48
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 49
and a bosom that just makes you wish she was your mother.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 50
Okay, okay, you're right. Yeah.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 2 #2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 3
They're crossing state lines to get away from you now.
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 4
the music was playing;
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 5
Well, you know what? It still hurts.
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 6
She-She said I was inconsiderate, condescending,
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 7
Oh, wait, you have no idea.
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 8
It's gonna be okay.
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 9
Here ya go.
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 10
Oh, Billy got dumped by Bridget.
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 11
What is it that makes relationships so difficult?
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 12 #12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 13
Yeah, on the other hand, there's no better feeling
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 14
That's true.
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 15
To go apologize to my girlfriend.
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 16
Well, I've left you a few messages since yesterday.
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 17 #17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 18
Okay, that came out much worse than I meant it.
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 19 #19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 20
Oh, you jog with her? No.
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 21 #21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 22 #22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 23 #23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 24
That is the meanest thing you've ever said.
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 25
That's why I wouldn't have you over.
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 26
Can she be animated?
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 27
Okay, you know what? Just forget it.
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 28
Hey, guys.
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 29
I guess that makes us dump brothers.
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 30
Not emotionally.
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 31
With her gynecologist.
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 32
and reassemble her undercarriage blindfolded.
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 33 #33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 34
Oh, oh, oh.
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 35
Or we just send in the tall, handsome guy
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 36
Why do I have to be cursed with all of this?
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 37
I'm neither tall, nor handsome, but I'm incredibly rich.
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 38 #38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 39
This is a great idea, Herb.
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 40
Yeah, and none of you.
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 41
What do you mean?
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 42
was one time we dog-sat, and I left the bedroom door open.
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 43
"My God, I never want this to end!"
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 44
I will keep that in mind.
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 45 #45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 46
And we're back to your house.
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 47
Like spending too much time face down in the checkout girl.
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 48 #48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 49
and a bosom that just makes you wish she was your mother.
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 14 (S10E14) - 50
Okay, okay, you're right. Yeah.
#50