S6 E9
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Season 6  "Images"  6x9

Aired 46 years ago - Nov 15, 1977

Radar notices a number of tattoos on one of the wounded, and convinces himself that with a tattoo he will be irresistible to women. Everyone tries to discourage him, and he admits to having received a tattoo that will wash off. Meanwhile, Margaret is frustrated with a new nurse who keeps getting upset at the sight of combat injuries.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 1
A good nurse doesn't fall apart like a teary-eyed schoolgirl.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 2
Understood?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 3
- Yes, ma'am. - [Whimpers]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 4
- Aah-aah! - [Knocking] - Yeah?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 5
So are the surgeons she's walking out on. Maybe she shouldn't be here.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 6
- Sure, we can buy her a little time. - And a little drink.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 7
Top military form. This war's the best thing that ever happened to him.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 8
- Major will you please stop whispering? - Why?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 9
- See? - I wonder what this is?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 10
- The kid could use a break. - I've given her several.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 11
and it's a responsibility I do not take lightly.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 12
- Hi. My name is Corporal O'Reilly. - Corporal Hendrix.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 13
Oh, not Louise. How bad is she?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 14
- Wow. - Guess I'll have to get a tattoo artist to put her in a sarong.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 15
- I'm thinking of getting a tattoo myself. - Oh, don't do it yourself.
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- Yes? - What do you think about gettin' a tattoo?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 20
- Gee, that's swell. - Swell. Couple of years later...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 21
- Just get Major Houlihan, will ya? - I'm on my way.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 22
- What? - Does it have any tattoos on it anywhere?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 23
So was Mrs. Potter when I married her. But after a few months she settled down...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 24
Now, Major, Cooper's just going through her own little baptism of fire.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 25
- Lord knows I wouldn't want to do anything to upset her. - [Door Bangs]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 26
I do hope that you two vaudevillians realize...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 27
Even my wife smokes a corncob pipe.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 28
- You find that amusing, Corporal? - Not anymore, sir.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 29
As a matter of fact, tattoos are the common man's way of investing in art.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 31
- at least let us meet you there when you have it done. - So you can razz me some more?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 33
- Does this mean that you're getting off my back? - For the moment.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 34
From now on, I'm going to be just as tough and unfeeling as you are.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 35
Uh, no. Guys with tattoos don't pal around with guys like me.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 36
- Wow! - Marine emblem. Semper fidelis.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 37
- I can't touch another drop for six months. - Wow!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 38
But someday you're gonna meet a cute little dame, and she's gonna be crazy about ya.
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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 40
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 41
- Aw, gee, that's a shame. - Somebody should've tied him up.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 43
- What do you want? - You look all choked up. I don't think it's the food.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 44
Everything around here will be just fine if there's a little less leaning...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 46
This morning he got run over. You trying to tell me you're not upset by that?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 47
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 48
I've been a little rough on you. I want you to know that I'm sorry.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 49
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 50
Radar, did you tattoo your tush?

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Understood?
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- Yes, ma'am. - [Whimpers]
#3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 4
- Aah-aah! - [Knocking] - Yeah?
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 5
So are the surgeons she's walking out on. Maybe she shouldn't be here.
#5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 6
- Sure, we can buy her a little time. - And a little drink.
#6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 7
Top military form. This war's the best thing that ever happened to him.
#7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 8
- Major will you please stop whispering? - Why?
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 9
- See? - I wonder what this is?
#9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 10
- The kid could use a break. - I've given her several.
#10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 11
and it's a responsibility I do not take lightly.
#11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 12
- Hi. My name is Corporal O'Reilly. - Corporal Hendrix.
#12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 13
Oh, not Louise. How bad is she?
#13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 14
- Wow. - Guess I'll have to get a tattoo artist to put her in a sarong.
#14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 15
- I'm thinking of getting a tattoo myself. - Oh, don't do it yourself.
#15
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- Yes? - What do you think about gettin' a tattoo?
#19
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- Gee, that's swell. - Swell. Couple of years later...
#20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 21
- Just get Major Houlihan, will ya? - I'm on my way.
#21
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 22
- What? - Does it have any tattoos on it anywhere?
#22
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 23
So was Mrs. Potter when I married her. But after a few months she settled down...
#23
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 24
Now, Major, Cooper's just going through her own little baptism of fire.
#24
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- Lord knows I wouldn't want to do anything to upset her. - [Door Bangs]
#25
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 26
I do hope that you two vaudevillians realize...
#26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 27
Even my wife smokes a corncob pipe.
#27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 28
- You find that amusing, Corporal? - Not anymore, sir.
#28
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 29
As a matter of fact, tattoos are the common man's way of investing in art.
#29
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- at least let us meet you there when you have it done. - So you can razz me some more?
#31
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- Does this mean that you're getting off my back? - For the moment.
#33
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From now on, I'm going to be just as tough and unfeeling as you are.
#34
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 35
Uh, no. Guys with tattoos don't pal around with guys like me.
#35
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 36
- Wow! - Marine emblem. Semper fidelis.
#36
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 37
- I can't touch another drop for six months. - Wow!
#37
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 38
But someday you're gonna meet a cute little dame, and she's gonna be crazy about ya.
#38
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- Aw, gee, that's a shame. - Somebody should've tied him up.
#41
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- What do you want? - You look all choked up. I don't think it's the food.
#43
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 44
Everything around here will be just fine if there's a little less leaning...
#44
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This morning he got run over. You trying to tell me you're not upset by that?
#46
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I've been a little rough on you. I want you to know that I'm sorry.
#48
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Radar, did you tattoo your tush?
#50