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Season 6  "Mail Call Three"  6x20

Aired 46 years ago - Feb 06, 1978

After a delay of three weeks, five sacks of mail arrive, and everyone in camp reacts to good and bad news from home. Hawkeye receives love letters addressed to another Benjamin Pierce, another man has approached B.J.'s wife, and Radar's mom has found a boyfriend. Klinger: "I may not have a family in Toledo, but I got one here."

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 1
Nibbling on her shoulder blades in an avocado grove, and at harvest time.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 2
- Oh, damn! - Okay. I'll read it to myself.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 3
Sounds like she handled it very well.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 4
No, you don't understand. I'm heavily invested in Canadian sorghum.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 5
- Oh, yeah, sure, sir. - Here he is in the sandbox.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 6
- Um, uh, it's personal. - Oh, in that case, it's none of my business.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 7
Laverne wants a divorce. She wants to divorce me.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 8
Klinger, I understand only too well. And this one isn't even original. Blow!
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 9
My family has had problems with immigrants ever since we came to America.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 10
Margaret, I'm really interested in your welfare. Share your troubles, it might help.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 11
She loves to drop in little phrases like "two different worlds" and "one's own kind."
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 12
- and ignoring you in the process. - Is that so?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 13
Most assuredly you are good breeding stock, wide pelvis.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 14
They're marvelous. They're so, uh, surrealistic.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 15
- [Sighs] - You don't seem to be enjoying the movie, son.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 16
- Who needs the D.A.R.? - George Washington.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 17
Rethread it yourself! I've had it!
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 18
No, it's not. This is phony, sir.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 19
Look, son. We can't let every soldier who gets a "Dear John" letter go home.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 21
- What if we become strangers? - Oy.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 22
#You belong to me #
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 23
- Ah, you servicemen are all alike. - Come on, come on.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 24
Gonna play poker, I assume. Good.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 25
Her guy. Makes sausage casings. Big hands.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 26
- You'd squeal? - Oh, for your own good.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 27
Yeah. Can I, uh, can I talk to you?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 28
- Yeah, I know. - She started keeping company with this man.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 29
Every Sunday he gets her in his Nash Metropolitan...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 30
Great. It's good for the cardiovascular system.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 31
Yeah. Maybe I am jealous.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 32
And he really wanted me to like her, but I wouldn't.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 33
And loneliness is everything it's cracked up to be.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 34
maybe we could introduce your dad to my mom.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 35
Just tell me where to plug this thing in.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 36
Sparky? Y... Sparky, I know it's quarter to 3:00 in the morning.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 37
- Hey! - [Squeaking Bear] What?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 38
- Now he's gone AWOL behind my back. - Who?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 39
Ah, it's okay. I have to get up in another six hours anyway.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 40
Well, Captain Hunnicutt's a captain, Colonel.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 41
I... I just wanted to check and see if you still need me, Peg.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 42
Always was.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 43
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 44
I, for one, will never forget.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 45
I just... I only read one of them.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 46
I tell you what. I'll write to them. I've always wanted to be a foreign correspondent.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 47
- Okay. - Thanks. Well, nice meeting you.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 48
It's my sense of humor. I'm a very funny guy.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 49
You jackass! What kind of idiotic stunt was that?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 50
Thanks.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 2
- Oh, damn! - Okay. I'll read it to myself.
#2 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 3
Sounds like she handled it very well.
#3 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 4
No, you don't understand. I'm heavily invested in Canadian sorghum.
#4 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 5
- Oh, yeah, sure, sir. - Here he is in the sandbox.
#5 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 6
- Um, uh, it's personal. - Oh, in that case, it's none of my business.
#6 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 7
Laverne wants a divorce. She wants to divorce me.
#7 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 8
Klinger, I understand only too well. And this one isn't even original. Blow!
#8 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 9
My family has had problems with immigrants ever since we came to America.
#9 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 10
Margaret, I'm really interested in your welfare. Share your troubles, it might help.
#10 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 11
She loves to drop in little phrases like "two different worlds" and "one's own kind."
#11 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 12
- and ignoring you in the process. - Is that so?
#12 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 13
Most assuredly you are good breeding stock, wide pelvis.
#13 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 14
They're marvelous. They're so, uh, surrealistic.
#14 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 15
- [Sighs] - You don't seem to be enjoying the movie, son.
#15 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 16
- Who needs the D.A.R.? - George Washington.
#16 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 17
Rethread it yourself! I've had it!
#17 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 18
No, it's not. This is phony, sir.
#18 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 19
Look, son. We can't let every soldier who gets a "Dear John" letter go home.
#19 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 20 #20 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 21
- What if we become strangers? - Oy.
#21 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 22
#You belong to me #
#22 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 23
- Ah, you servicemen are all alike. - Come on, come on.
#23 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 24
Gonna play poker, I assume. Good.
#24 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 25
Her guy. Makes sausage casings. Big hands.
#25 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 26
- You'd squeal? - Oh, for your own good.
#26 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 27
Yeah. Can I, uh, can I talk to you?
#27 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 28
- Yeah, I know. - She started keeping company with this man.
#28 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 29
Every Sunday he gets her in his Nash Metropolitan...
#29 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 30
Great. It's good for the cardiovascular system.
#30 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 31
Yeah. Maybe I am jealous.
#31 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 32
And he really wanted me to like her, but I wouldn't.
#32 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 33
And loneliness is everything it's cracked up to be.
#33 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 34
maybe we could introduce your dad to my mom.
#34 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 35
Just tell me where to plug this thing in.
#35 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 36
Sparky? Y... Sparky, I know it's quarter to 3:00 in the morning.
#36 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 37
- Hey! - [Squeaking Bear] What?
#37 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 38
- Now he's gone AWOL behind my back. - Who?
#38 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 39
Ah, it's okay. I have to get up in another six hours anyway.
#39 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 40
Well, Captain Hunnicutt's a captain, Colonel.
#40 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 41
I... I just wanted to check and see if you still need me, Peg.
#41 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 42
Always was.
#42 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 43 #43 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 44
I, for one, will never forget.
#44 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 45
I just... I only read one of them.
#45 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 46
I tell you what. I'll write to them. I've always wanted to be a foreign correspondent.
#46 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 47
- Okay. - Thanks. Well, nice meeting you.
#47 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 48
It's my sense of humor. I'm a very funny guy.
#48 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 49
You jackass! What kind of idiotic stunt was that?
#49 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 20 (S06E20) - 50
Thanks.
#50