S6 E10
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Season 6  "The M*A*S*H Olympics"  6x10

Aired 47 years ago - Nov 22, 1977

Colonel Potter, deciding that the camp is out of shape, enforces a calisthenics course. When nobody is enjoying it, he makes it fun by splitting the camp into two teams. These teams compete for three day R&R passes. Klinger tries to get out of the army by getting fat.

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That's what I mean. He's all tired out. Now he's gotta run a marathon...
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- Anybody hurt? - The driver was a bit shaken up, but he'll be all right.
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[Mulcahy] I'll get over here by the cross.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 10 (S06E10) - 9
- Oh, please. - My hamstrings are playing "I Surrender, Dear."
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 10 (S06E10) - 10
Sure do. We just ran out of muscle. Join the party.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 10 (S06E10) - 11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 10 (S06E10) - 12
This is a mobile hospital. If we ever have to bug out, you won't be able to lift a tent pole.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 10 (S06E10) - 13
You've just picked up a whole new bunch of volunteers. Dismissed.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 10 (S06E10) - 14
Isn't that what the army's all about?
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- [Klinger] I second that! - Charles, could we have a word with you, please?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 10 (S06E10) - 16
- You wouldn't! - And rinse them in your Earl Gray Tea.
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leave out the jumping part.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 10 (S06E10) - 18
Couldn't help but notice that some of you are less than delighted with the program.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 10 (S06E10) - 19
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 10 (S06E10) - 20
- From the first flap. - So, in my usual, quiet, effective way...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 10 (S06E10) - 21
Brilliant, huh? Hmm?
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- Always helps to sweeten the pot. - Pierce, Hunnicutt...
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Dismissed!
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[Man Announcing] The mast colors of 67 countries and their legions of athletes...
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[Announcer] Now the start of the marathon, which is to see a great runner in action...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 10 (S06E10) - 28
in two hours, 23 minutes, three and 2/10ths seconds, for a new Olympic record.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 10 (S06E10) - 29
No starts till you hear the sound of the gun. I want a good, clean race.
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- You did that deliberately! - If you can't jump over a crutch, you're no athlete!
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[Announcer] In the pole vault, Don Laz of the United States...
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I have every reason to believe we're gonna go out there and win this thing!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 10 (S06E10) - 34
Now I want you to get out there and fight! Fight, fight, fight!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 10 (S06E10) - 35
This grueling event, equivalent of one and 8/10ths miles...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 10 (S06E10) - 36
[Potter] The object is to stay up in the saddle.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 10 (S06E10) - 37
Lieutenant Colonel! Darling!
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- So this is Lieutenant Colonel Penobscott. - Oh, yes!
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So far, your little missus there has been quite a standout.
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- Dismissed. - Oh, thank you, sir, from the bottom of my belly.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 10 (S06E10) - 42
Stop! Hold it, time out and just a doggone second!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 10 (S06E10) - 43
Anyway, with my athletic ability, Pierce's side wouldn't stand a chance.
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[Shouting, Whooping]
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[Announcer] Mae Faggs, Barbara Jones, Janet Moreau, and Catherine Hardy...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 10 (S06E10) - 47
And the lucky participants are...
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That's what I mean. He's all tired out. Now he's gotta run a marathon...
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- Anybody hurt? - The driver was a bit shaken up, but he'll be all right.
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[Mulcahy] I'll get over here by the cross.
#8
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- Oh, please. - My hamstrings are playing "I Surrender, Dear."
#9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 10 (S06E10) - 10
Sure do. We just ran out of muscle. Join the party.
#10
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This is a mobile hospital. If we ever have to bug out, you won't be able to lift a tent pole.
#12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 10 (S06E10) - 13
You've just picked up a whole new bunch of volunteers. Dismissed.
#13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 10 (S06E10) - 14
Isn't that what the army's all about?
#14
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- [Klinger] I second that! - Charles, could we have a word with you, please?
#15
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- You wouldn't! - And rinse them in your Earl Gray Tea.
#16
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 10 (S06E10) - 17
leave out the jumping part.
#17
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 10 (S06E10) - 18
Couldn't help but notice that some of you are less than delighted with the program.
#18
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- From the first flap. - So, in my usual, quiet, effective way...
#20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 10 (S06E10) - 21
Brilliant, huh? Hmm?
#21
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 10 (S06E10) - 22
- Always helps to sweeten the pot. - Pierce, Hunnicutt...
#22
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Dismissed!
#23
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[Man Announcing] The mast colors of 67 countries and their legions of athletes...
#25
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[Announcer] Now the start of the marathon, which is to see a great runner in action...
#27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 10 (S06E10) - 28
in two hours, 23 minutes, three and 2/10ths seconds, for a new Olympic record.
#28
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 10 (S06E10) - 29
No starts till you hear the sound of the gun. I want a good, clean race.
#29
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- You did that deliberately! - If you can't jump over a crutch, you're no athlete!
#31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 10 (S06E10) - 32
[Announcer] In the pole vault, Don Laz of the United States...
#32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 10 (S06E10) - 33
I have every reason to believe we're gonna go out there and win this thing!
#33
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 10 (S06E10) - 34
Now I want you to get out there and fight! Fight, fight, fight!
#34
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 10 (S06E10) - 35
This grueling event, equivalent of one and 8/10ths miles...
#35
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 10 (S06E10) - 36
[Potter] The object is to stay up in the saddle.
#36
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 10 (S06E10) - 37
Lieutenant Colonel! Darling!
#37
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 10 (S06E10) - 38
- So this is Lieutenant Colonel Penobscott. - Oh, yes!
#38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 10 (S06E10) - 39
So far, your little missus there has been quite a standout.
#39
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- Dismissed. - Oh, thank you, sir, from the bottom of my belly.
#41
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 10 (S06E10) - 42
Stop! Hold it, time out and just a doggone second!
#42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 10 (S06E10) - 43
Anyway, with my athletic ability, Pierce's side wouldn't stand a chance.
#43
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[Shouting, Whooping]
#45
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[Announcer] Mae Faggs, Barbara Jones, Janet Moreau, and Catherine Hardy...
#46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 6 Episode 10 (S06E10) - 47
And the lucky participants are...
#47
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