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Season 6  "Asspen"  6x2

Aired 22 years ago - Mar 13, 2002

With their parents stuck in Time Share Hell, our boys are on their own on the slopes of Aspen, circa 1985. Stan gets challenged to a ski race and must win in order to save the youth center, get the girl, and free the trapped spirits of the Wakacha Vampire Indians. Not that he really cares.

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Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 1
But you go meet your ski instructor on the bunny hill.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 2
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 3
We're gonna take it slow, take it easy,
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 4
If you run into another skier your skis are gonna cross-
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 5
Then to go faster, we put them parallel like...
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 6
Okay, mike, ski down to me.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 7
He french fried when he should've pizza'd.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 8
Because of the two nights free deal.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 9
And pick the time you want to stay.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 10
I've got a little place in aspen.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 11
Your ad said we only had to attend a 30-Minute meeting.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 12
Looks like you think you're a pretty good skier, huh, kid?
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 13
Dude, i'm just learning.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 14
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 15
Not bad.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 16
All right, look, we've been here for over three hours.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 17
You'll receive one of three great prizes.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 18
Oh, all right!
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 19
Who cares? I'm having more fun on my own.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 20
I mean, a girl's gotta look out for her best interests.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 21
You and me at the summit, now.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 22
Ha! You're going down, little boy.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 23
He's got him, tad's gonna win it!
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 24
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 25
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 26
Oh my god, look how long the lift lines are.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 27
Yeah, we may not have gotten to ski earlier,
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 28
Oh, god damn it!
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 29
Where are all us kids supposed to go?
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 30
We're proud to have the winner of today's race,
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 31
♪ stan darsh darshy darsh ♪
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 32
I raced you, you won.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 33
Tomorrow afternoon, on the k-13.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 34
Oh, darsh, you're even dumber than i thought, again.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 35
Look, i can't explain it but i have to do this.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 36
You see, that ski run was once a burial ground
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 37
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 38
Hey, you can leave any time you want.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 39
I hope you don't blame me for all that.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 40
You're visitors #1,000.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 41
If you ski out of your league, you're gonna have a bad time.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 42
♪ and you've got to reach your prime ♪
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 43
♪ remind everyone of what's going on ♪
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 44
♪ from just a beginner to a pro ♪
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 45
♪ in a montage
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 46
You two gentlemen are offering part-Time
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 47
Oh, jesus.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 48
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 49
For tad versus stan on the k-13.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 50
Tad's got the lead.

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Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 2 #2 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 3
We're gonna take it slow, take it easy,
#3 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 4
If you run into another skier your skis are gonna cross-
#4 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 5
Then to go faster, we put them parallel like...
#5 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 6
Okay, mike, ski down to me.
#6 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 7
He french fried when he should've pizza'd.
#7 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 8
Because of the two nights free deal.
#8 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 9
And pick the time you want to stay.
#9 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 10
I've got a little place in aspen.
#10 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 11
Your ad said we only had to attend a 30-Minute meeting.
#11 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 12
Looks like you think you're a pretty good skier, huh, kid?
#12 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 13
Dude, i'm just learning.
#13 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 14 #14 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 15
Not bad.
#15 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 16
All right, look, we've been here for over three hours.
#16 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 17
You'll receive one of three great prizes.
#17 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 18
Oh, all right!
#18 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 19
Who cares? I'm having more fun on my own.
#19 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 20
I mean, a girl's gotta look out for her best interests.
#20 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 21
You and me at the summit, now.
#21 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 22
Ha! You're going down, little boy.
#22 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 23
He's got him, tad's gonna win it!
#23 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 24 #24 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 25 #25 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 26
Oh my god, look how long the lift lines are.
#26 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 27
Yeah, we may not have gotten to ski earlier,
#27 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 28
Oh, god damn it!
#28 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 29
Where are all us kids supposed to go?
#29 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 30
We're proud to have the winner of today's race,
#30 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 31
♪ stan darsh darshy darsh ♪
#31 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 32
I raced you, you won.
#32 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 33
Tomorrow afternoon, on the k-13.
#33 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 34
Oh, darsh, you're even dumber than i thought, again.
#34 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 35
Look, i can't explain it but i have to do this.
#35 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 36
You see, that ski run was once a burial ground
#36 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 37 #37 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 38
Hey, you can leave any time you want.
#38 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 39
I hope you don't blame me for all that.
#39 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 40
You're visitors #1,000.
#40 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 41
If you ski out of your league, you're gonna have a bad time.
#41 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 42
♪ and you've got to reach your prime ♪
#42 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 43
♪ remind everyone of what's going on ♪
#43 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 44
♪ from just a beginner to a pro ♪
#44 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 45
♪ in a montage
#45 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 46
You two gentlemen are offering part-Time
#46 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 47
Oh, jesus.
#47 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 48 #48 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 49
For tad versus stan on the k-13.
#49 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 2 (S06E02) - 50
Tad's got the lead.
#50