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Season 6  "Jared Has Aides"  6x1

Aired 22 years ago - Mar 06, 2002

The boys decide to fatten up Butters so that he can lose weight by eating at their favorite restaurant just like Jared, the sub sandwich guy. Jared, who is making an appearance in town reveals another secret to his weight loss, he has aides.

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Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 1
It says i only ate a half-Size lean turkey sandwich
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 2
He lost weight because he ate less of them and exercised.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 3
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 4
Who do you think i'm talking about, butters,
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 5
He'll be able to take the weight off faster.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 6
♪ city wok brought him down to a size four ♪
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 7
I know, i know.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 8
I've had aides since before we were together.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 9
We can still get married, christine.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 10
I better tell everyone the truth.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 11
Oh, no no no- I ain't getting married,
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 12
I'm running out, children.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 13
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 14
So here he is... jared!
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 15
It wasn't just subway sandwiches that made me thin.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 16
That you should all go out and get aides!
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 17
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 18
The business deal of a lifetime.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 19
Because then you can pay us
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 20
Jared, first of all
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 21
Excuse me... am i being fired?
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 22
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 23
Come on, butters you gotta get skinny again!
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 24
Nobody loves you!
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 25
Yeah, maybe they're all just jealous
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 26
They're not gonna want him to just make one commercial,
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 27
Yeah, you're still fat!
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 28
All prepared for liposuction surgery.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 29
Okay now, put one end of the tube
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 30
All right, it's working.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 31
Everything's getting sparkly.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 32
Self-Performed liposuction surgery in our house?
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 33
Where the big liar, jared is once again about to speak.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 34
But now i understand that it's because isn't fair
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 35
That each and every one of you gets aides.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 36
Aides for everyone!
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 37
I told you my parents would be sore.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 38
Yup.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 39
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 40
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 41
Loosen up, you bloody vaginal belch.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 42
Why doesn't anyone want me to give them aides?
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 43
Here's the before- And-After photos.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 44
I don't want chitty wok to have nothing to do
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 45
Hello.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 46
Hey, that's some anthrax over there!
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 47
No, you don't understand.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 48
We're so sorry, jared.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 49
Oh, no wonder she left.
 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 50
Well, don't you see what this means?

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Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 2
He lost weight because he ate less of them and exercised.
#2 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 3 #3 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 4
Who do you think i'm talking about, butters,
#4 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 5
He'll be able to take the weight off faster.
#5 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 6
♪ city wok brought him down to a size four ♪
#6 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 7
I know, i know.
#7 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 8
I've had aides since before we were together.
#8 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 9
We can still get married, christine.
#9 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 10
I better tell everyone the truth.
#10 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 11
Oh, no no no- I ain't getting married,
#11 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 12
I'm running out, children.
#12 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 13 #13 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 14
So here he is... jared!
#14 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 15
It wasn't just subway sandwiches that made me thin.
#15 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 16
That you should all go out and get aides!
#16 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 17 #17 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 18
The business deal of a lifetime.
#18 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 19
Because then you can pay us
#19 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 20
Jared, first of all
#20 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 21
Excuse me... am i being fired?
#21 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 22 #22 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 23
Come on, butters you gotta get skinny again!
#23 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 24
Nobody loves you!
#24 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 25
Yeah, maybe they're all just jealous
#25 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 26
They're not gonna want him to just make one commercial,
#26 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 27
Yeah, you're still fat!
#27 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 28
All prepared for liposuction surgery.
#28 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 29
Okay now, put one end of the tube
#29 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 30
All right, it's working.
#30 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 31
Everything's getting sparkly.
#31 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 32
Self-Performed liposuction surgery in our house?
#32 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 33
Where the big liar, jared is once again about to speak.
#33 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 34
But now i understand that it's because isn't fair
#34 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 35
That each and every one of you gets aides.
#35 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 36
Aides for everyone!
#36 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 37
I told you my parents would be sore.
#37 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 38
Yup.
#38 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 39 #39 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 40 #40 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 41
Loosen up, you bloody vaginal belch.
#41 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 42
Why doesn't anyone want me to give them aides?
#42 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 43
Here's the before- And-After photos.
#43 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 44
I don't want chitty wok to have nothing to do
#44 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 45
Hello.
#45 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 46
Hey, that's some anthrax over there!
#46 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 47
No, you don't understand.
#47 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 48
We're so sorry, jared.
#48 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 49
Oh, no wonder she left.
#49 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 50
Well, don't you see what this means?
#50