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Season 6  "Free Hat"  6x9

Aired 21 years ago - Jul 10, 2002

The boys go out to see the new edition of Star Wars: Episode V and during the previews they find out that the movie studios are planning on re-releasing more movies with digitally enhanced effects. In an effort to stop this injustice, they go off to find Steven Spielberg and George Lucas.

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Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 1
50 hats? Oh jesus!
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 2
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 3
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 4
They're gonna kick your ass, tweek!
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 5
There are more important things right now than free hats.
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 6
Yes, we apologize, but our friend tweek here,
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 7
Free hat! Free hat!...
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 8
Come on, everyone, guess we're in the wrong place.
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 9
Uh, sure, and we'll also try to free hat.
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 10
No, it isn't, man!
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 11
What could possibly go wrong?
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 12
The convicted, confessed serial murderer of 23 babies?
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 13
What do you see as positive about toddler murder?
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 14
Steven spielberg and george lucas because they're insane.
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 15
Dude, that's steven spielberg and george lucas.
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 16
Yeah, these guys are only motivated by money, ted.
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 17
It'd be like changing "raiders of the lost ark"!
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 18
Now intend to update and change "raiders of the lost ark".
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 19
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 20
Yeah, but it was in self-Defense!
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 21
Alright, but right now we gotta focus on
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 22
Well, looks like we're gonna have to do this ourselves.
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 23
Does that help take the stress off?
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 24
I'm in a field, surrounded by deer.
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 25
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 26
I'm afraid you leave us no choice!
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 27
♪ in the tropical isles with the coconut trees- ♪
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 28
Alright, that does it!
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 29
It is... too late for me, boys.
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 30
All of ours.
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 31
Perhaps... you are right.
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 32
You haven't let these doe-Eyed children
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 33
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 34
Don't even think about it, kid!
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 35
It's the digitally re-Enhanced re-Release
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 36
Yes, everything's new. New is better!
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 37
For instance, the scene at the bus stop.
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 38
Our club's president, treasurer, and secretary
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 39
Look, we went to george lucas' house
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 40
With a cool island song!
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 41
Oh god, i'm gonna have to do this myself!
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 42
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 43
The tweeked-Out kid?
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 44
Ah!
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 45
All your life has been the pursuit of seeing a great film.
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 46
This- Is improved history.
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 47
♪ the air is fresh and the people are free ♪
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 48
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 49
All the old prints in celebration!
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 50
It's beautiful!

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Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 2 #2 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 3 #3 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 4
They're gonna kick your ass, tweek!
#4
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 5
There are more important things right now than free hats.
#5
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 6
Yes, we apologize, but our friend tweek here,
#6
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 7
Free hat! Free hat!...
#7
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 8
Come on, everyone, guess we're in the wrong place.
#8
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 9
Uh, sure, and we'll also try to free hat.
#9
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 10
No, it isn't, man!
#10
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 11
What could possibly go wrong?
#11
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 12
The convicted, confessed serial murderer of 23 babies?
#12
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 13
What do you see as positive about toddler murder?
#13
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 14
Steven spielberg and george lucas because they're insane.
#14
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 15
Dude, that's steven spielberg and george lucas.
#15
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 16
Yeah, these guys are only motivated by money, ted.
#16
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 17
It'd be like changing "raiders of the lost ark"!
#17
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Now intend to update and change "raiders of the lost ark".
#18
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Yeah, but it was in self-Defense!
#20
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 21
Alright, but right now we gotta focus on
#21
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 22
Well, looks like we're gonna have to do this ourselves.
#22
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 23
Does that help take the stress off?
#23
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 24
I'm in a field, surrounded by deer.
#24
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I'm afraid you leave us no choice!
#26
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 27
♪ in the tropical isles with the coconut trees- ♪
#27
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 28
Alright, that does it!
#28
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 29
It is... too late for me, boys.
#29
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 30
All of ours.
#30
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 31
Perhaps... you are right.
#31
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 32
You haven't let these doe-Eyed children
#32
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Don't even think about it, kid!
#34
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 35
It's the digitally re-Enhanced re-Release
#35
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 36
Yes, everything's new. New is better!
#36
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 37
For instance, the scene at the bus stop.
#37
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 38
Our club's president, treasurer, and secretary
#38
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 39
Look, we went to george lucas' house
#39
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 40
With a cool island song!
#40
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 41
Oh god, i'm gonna have to do this myself!
#41
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 42 #42 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 43
The tweeked-Out kid?
#43
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 44
Ah!
#44
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 45
All your life has been the pursuit of seeing a great film.
#45
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 46
This- Is improved history.
#46
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 47
♪ the air is fresh and the people are free ♪
#47
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 48 #48 Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 49
All the old prints in celebration!
#49
Recap of South Park Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 50
It's beautiful!
#50