Recaps for TV shows

South Park

S2 E1
Status
Continuing
Next episode
TBA
Airs
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on Comedy Central
Report
My shows Watch later
SEASON
VIEW ALL EPISODE

Season 2  "Terrance & Phillip in 'Not Without My Anus'"  2x1

Aired 26 years ago - Apr 01, 1998

The show starts off with the build up from last season's cliffhanger revolving around Cartman's paternal origins. However, just as it seems they are about to get on with the second half of "Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut," they do a 180 degree turn-around and reveal that for April Fool's Day they will be showing Terrance & Phillip in "Not Without My Anus."

Mouse over thumbnail for slideshow

Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 1
No, because I hate you. You think farting is soo funny, well it isn't!
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 2
- Wow, Scott really hates us Phillip. - Yes, perhaps he's homophobic.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 3
Say Phillip, why does Scott always try to convict me of murder? He does it every week.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 4
- Hello? - Hello, is this Scott from Canada?
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 5
- Just call me your old pal, Saddam Hussein. - Saddam Hussein, the Iraqi dictator?!?
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 6
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 7
Besides, it's not what's on the outside that matters, it's what's on the inside.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 8
If they can't see how horribly disfigured you are, they'll want to sleep with you.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 9
I'm going to put on a pirate costume.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 10
No, it's Sally, she's being held captive in Iran.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 11
My God, what a fascinating story Terrance, especially the part aboot Celine Dion.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 12
- Hello Celine Dion. - Terrance, this is quite a surprise.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 13
Please, bring our daughter home safe, Terrance.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 14
Damnit man. Danger or no, I'm going to help my friend find his daughter.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 15
O Canada! Our home and native land!
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 16
From far and wide, O Canada,
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 17
Yes, everything's proceeding according to plan.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 18
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 19
- Oh good. - Who, where?
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 20
I feel like going to Celine Dion's house and asking her to marry me again.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 21
How could Canada have changed so much whilst we were gone?
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 22
You've got a man over, don't you Celine Dion?
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 23
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 24
Huh, oh that? Don't worry guy, you just need a rest.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 25
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 26
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 27
Mr. Hussein, the U.S. Government is becoming worried.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 28
- I'm from Iraq. - Iran, Iraq, what's the difference.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 29
- Saddam, Terrance and Phillip are back in Canada. - Oh, really?
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 30
Oh look, here's a show.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 31
When asked if he would uphold his side of the agreement,
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 32
- That fart sounded like a ringing phone Terrance. - It sure did, Phillip.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 33
- You're a dick. - You're a dick.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 34
- Oh wait, I have another call Scott. Can you hang on? - Sure.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 35
- Maybe the baby will have your face instead of mine.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 36
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 37
All I need is for Celine Dion to sing our Iranian national anthem at the game,
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 38
Oh, good idea. Let's search for treasure.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 39
- What do you mean? - It's your fault that he's here.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 40
go to the game and sacrifice your lives to take out Saddam's minions.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 41
Well, Phillip, I'm very sad that we have to die for Canada.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 42
Terrance, get the phone book, we must call every Canadian we can.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 43
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 44
put your feet up 'cause those dogs are barking.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 45
You will bow down to me as your ruler. You will obey my laws or you will be killed.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 46
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 47
- We did it Phillip, we destroyed the Turks. - Oh, glorious day.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 48
Hey, what the hell happened, you were supposed to be blown up.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 49
You're right Terrance, you're right.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 50
From far and wide, O Canada,

Or scroll and see one by one:

Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 2
- Wow, Scott really hates us Phillip. - Yes, perhaps he's homophobic.
#2 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 3
Say Phillip, why does Scott always try to convict me of murder? He does it every week.
#3 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 4
- Hello? - Hello, is this Scott from Canada?
#4 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 5
- Just call me your old pal, Saddam Hussein. - Saddam Hussein, the Iraqi dictator?!?
#5 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 6 #6 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 7
Besides, it's not what's on the outside that matters, it's what's on the inside.
#7 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 8
If they can't see how horribly disfigured you are, they'll want to sleep with you.
#8 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 9
I'm going to put on a pirate costume.
#9 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 10
No, it's Sally, she's being held captive in Iran.
#10 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 11
My God, what a fascinating story Terrance, especially the part aboot Celine Dion.
#11 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 12
- Hello Celine Dion. - Terrance, this is quite a surprise.
#12 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 13
Please, bring our daughter home safe, Terrance.
#13 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 14
Damnit man. Danger or no, I'm going to help my friend find his daughter.
#14 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 15
O Canada! Our home and native land!
#15 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 16
From far and wide, O Canada,
#16 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 17
Yes, everything's proceeding according to plan.
#17 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 18 #18 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 19
- Oh good. - Who, where?
#19 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 20
I feel like going to Celine Dion's house and asking her to marry me again.
#20 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 21
How could Canada have changed so much whilst we were gone?
#21 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 22
You've got a man over, don't you Celine Dion?
#22 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 23 #23 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 24
Huh, oh that? Don't worry guy, you just need a rest.
#24 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 25 #25 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 26 #26 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 27
Mr. Hussein, the U.S. Government is becoming worried.
#27 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 28
- I'm from Iraq. - Iran, Iraq, what's the difference.
#28 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 29
- Saddam, Terrance and Phillip are back in Canada. - Oh, really?
#29 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 30
Oh look, here's a show.
#30 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 31
When asked if he would uphold his side of the agreement,
#31 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 32
- That fart sounded like a ringing phone Terrance. - It sure did, Phillip.
#32 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 33
- You're a dick. - You're a dick.
#33 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 34
- Oh wait, I have another call Scott. Can you hang on? - Sure.
#34 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 35
- Maybe the baby will have your face instead of mine.
#35 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 36 #36 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 37
All I need is for Celine Dion to sing our Iranian national anthem at the game,
#37 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 38
Oh, good idea. Let's search for treasure.
#38 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 39
- What do you mean? - It's your fault that he's here.
#39 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 40
go to the game and sacrifice your lives to take out Saddam's minions.
#40 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 41
Well, Phillip, I'm very sad that we have to die for Canada.
#41 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 42
Terrance, get the phone book, we must call every Canadian we can.
#42 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 43 #43 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 44
put your feet up 'cause those dogs are barking.
#44 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 45
You will bow down to me as your ruler. You will obey my laws or you will be killed.
#45 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 46 #46 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 47
- We did it Phillip, we destroyed the Turks. - Oh, glorious day.
#47 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 48
Hey, what the hell happened, you were supposed to be blown up.
#48 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 49
You're right Terrance, you're right.
#49 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 50
From far and wide, O Canada,
#50