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Season 2  "Summer Sucks"  2x8

Aired 25 years ago - Jun 24, 1998

Schools out for summer and with Mr. Hat missing, Mr. Garrison is over the edge. The state has a ban on the sale of fireworks, and it screws up the boy's plans for a 4th of July celebration. Mr. Garrison seeks psychiatric help from Dr. Katz while Jimbo and Ned go to Mexico, in an attempt to smuggle fireworks back to the children of America.

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Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 1
Shut up Pip. Right-o. Enjoy summer this summer for me, would you?
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 2
I saw in this movie once, where this guy stuck a firecracker up a cat's butt.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 3
What can I do for you? We wanna buy M-80s.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 4
How can they do this to us? Doesn't anyone believe in tradition anymore?
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 5
Yeah now what are we supposed to do?
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 6
Hello? No I don't know where Mr.Hat is! Geeze Garrison, I've got bigger problems!
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 7
We can't have a celebration without fireworks.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 8
The press will love it! I'll be on the front pa....ooooh!
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 9
Guys, don't you notice anything wrong with this picture?
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 10
Oh my god! Well don't worry boys. Uncle Jimbo is on the case.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 11
At the dynomite firework company, we have a commitment to excellence.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 12
We'll have to fly it in with 3 comanchi helecopters, and lower it on to the ground at the lake.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 13
Well you see, fireworks at the lake will not only go on, but perhaps be the best ever.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 14
Dusty the dirtball!
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 15
Mr.Hat is just a puppet. Yep.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 16
Yeah Cartman, you're swimming around in 1st grader pee!
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 17
But Cartman we're trying to.... Screw you guys....home.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 18
Na-uh. Just jump in!
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 19
Awww weak! Weak! Aww you sons of bitches!
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 20
Oh, let's try some scales first. C scale first. And...
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 21
and a bunch of tonedeaf little shits playing.... wait a minute..it's the snake!
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 22
Yo soy uno Americano spectacularr! [I am a spectacular American!]
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 23
It's our job to get these to children all over America for the 4th of July.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 24
You go to hell, you go to hell and you die! I'm gonna find out who you are!
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 25
Hey let's sing one together.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 26
Eric, you have to get in the deep end sooner or later.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 27
Come on Eric! No way! These sons of bitches! I'm going home.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 28
and scores of tourists anctiously await the lighting of the largest snake,
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 29
I'm told that this even won't begin until the sun goes down and night is upon us.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 30
And a one, and a two, and a ....
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 31
Oh hell, light the snake.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 32
Good evening gentlemen.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 33
Damn, damn! I always get that question wrong!
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 34
Yes you know, expire, end.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 35
Stop it! It's out of control!
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 36
let's see. A normal snake lasts 3 sec
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 37
Coming up for 9 hours,
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 38
and not ever light any giant snakes in the near future.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 39
Where is Chef?
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 40
Hello? What? Oh hello children. It's a what?
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 41
Children...you know I rarely say this but....well fudge ya.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 42
From this day on, all will be well.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 43
How the fuck should I know? If I knew that I wouldn't be seeing a fucking psychiatrist, would I?
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 44
Well I believe you. I absolutely believe you.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 45
Mr.Garrison, I think that Mr.Hat was actually your gay side trying to come out.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 46
Serves you right you gay bashing homo!
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 47
Is anyone other than the 2 of you traveling in this vehicle?
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 48
Quick Ned, this is our chance. The hummer's outside.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 49
And it appears as if thought the mayor is going to explain matters now.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 50
We do however have an official statement for all the concerned citites

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Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 2
I saw in this movie once, where this guy stuck a firecracker up a cat's butt.
#2 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 3
What can I do for you? We wanna buy M-80s.
#3 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 4
How can they do this to us? Doesn't anyone believe in tradition anymore?
#4 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 5
Yeah now what are we supposed to do?
#5 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 6
Hello? No I don't know where Mr.Hat is! Geeze Garrison, I've got bigger problems!
#6 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 7
We can't have a celebration without fireworks.
#7 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 8
The press will love it! I'll be on the front pa....ooooh!
#8 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 9
Guys, don't you notice anything wrong with this picture?
#9 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 10
Oh my god! Well don't worry boys. Uncle Jimbo is on the case.
#10 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 11
At the dynomite firework company, we have a commitment to excellence.
#11 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 12
We'll have to fly it in with 3 comanchi helecopters, and lower it on to the ground at the lake.
#12 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 13
Well you see, fireworks at the lake will not only go on, but perhaps be the best ever.
#13 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 14
Dusty the dirtball!
#14 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 15
Mr.Hat is just a puppet. Yep.
#15 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 16
Yeah Cartman, you're swimming around in 1st grader pee!
#16 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 17
But Cartman we're trying to.... Screw you guys....home.
#17 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 18
Na-uh. Just jump in!
#18 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 19
Awww weak! Weak! Aww you sons of bitches!
#19 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 20
Oh, let's try some scales first. C scale first. And...
#20 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 21
and a bunch of tonedeaf little shits playing.... wait a minute..it's the snake!
#21 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 22
Yo soy uno Americano spectacularr! [I am a spectacular American!]
#22 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 23
It's our job to get these to children all over America for the 4th of July.
#23 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 24
You go to hell, you go to hell and you die! I'm gonna find out who you are!
#24 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 25
Hey let's sing one together.
#25 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 26
Eric, you have to get in the deep end sooner or later.
#26 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 27
Come on Eric! No way! These sons of bitches! I'm going home.
#27 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 28
and scores of tourists anctiously await the lighting of the largest snake,
#28 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 29
I'm told that this even won't begin until the sun goes down and night is upon us.
#29 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 30
And a one, and a two, and a ....
#30 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 31
Oh hell, light the snake.
#31 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 32
Good evening gentlemen.
#32 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 33
Damn, damn! I always get that question wrong!
#33 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 34
Yes you know, expire, end.
#34 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 35
Stop it! It's out of control!
#35 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 36
let's see. A normal snake lasts 3 sec
#36 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 37
Coming up for 9 hours,
#37 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 38
and not ever light any giant snakes in the near future.
#38 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 39
Where is Chef?
#39 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 40
Hello? What? Oh hello children. It's a what?
#40 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 41
Children...you know I rarely say this but....well fudge ya.
#41 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 42
From this day on, all will be well.
#42 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 43
How the fuck should I know? If I knew that I wouldn't be seeing a fucking psychiatrist, would I?
#43 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 44
Well I believe you. I absolutely believe you.
#44 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 45
Mr.Garrison, I think that Mr.Hat was actually your gay side trying to come out.
#45 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 46
Serves you right you gay bashing homo!
#46 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 47
Is anyone other than the 2 of you traveling in this vehicle?
#47 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 48
Quick Ned, this is our chance. The hummer's outside.
#48 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 49
And it appears as if thought the mayor is going to explain matters now.
#49 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 8 (S02E08) - 50
We do however have an official statement for all the concerned citites
#50