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Season 2  "Clubhouses"  2x12

Aired 25 years ago - Sep 23, 1998

Stan needs to build a clubhouse so he and Kyle can play "Truth or Dare" with Wendy and her friend, who has a crush on Kyle. Cartman and Kenny retaliate by building a clubhouse of their own; only theirs has hot chicks. Meanwhile, the Marshes marriage breaks up and Stan learns a valuable lesson about love and family.

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Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 1
- Oh you got me Terrance! - Sure I do.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 2
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 3
- Hey hey hey. What's goin on Rudy? - Man Fat Abbot, you need to loose weight.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 4
- Did you find it? - Give me a second would you?
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 5
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 6
Hey yeah, that'd be sweet. We could totally ruin their lives.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 7
- What were you born yesterday? - Yeah now beat it you guys. This clubhouse is private.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 8
Well why the fuck do I have to do all the work while you stand around?
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 9
But moooom! The blueprint says we need carpeting in the clubhooouussseee!!!!!!!
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 10
you'll be telling me that you need your space, and that I'm sabotaging your creativity.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 11
- What did you say???? - When is Mr.Hat coming back?
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 12
So how is your lame ass clubhouse Stan?
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 13
the episode with captain and Tenile got higher ratings.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 14
- Don't lie Stan. Lying makes you sterile. - I'm not lying someone just handed me.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 15
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 16
Young man, school is a time for learning, mmkay. Not for immature skylarkings.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 17
Randy, let me handle this. Now Stanley, I want you to explain
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 18
Mmkay, uh perhaps you should let your wife finish talking Mr.Marsh.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 19
It's always gossip, stupid crap.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 20
- Oh please yourself! - Who tries to control the marrige?
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 21
- Aright, you go find chics Kenny. - Why do I always have to go find chics?
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 22
- To me? - I mean no, not to you. Forget it.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 23
- I'm going as fast as we can! - Kyle, could you turn around for a second?
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 24
- No no! You say truth. - Truth? But that's boring! I wanna get dared to kiss her!
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 25
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 26
- You're like school in summertime. - School in summertime?
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 27
Hi we ran away from home.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 28
- How's the clubhouse coming Stan? - We're working on it!
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 29
Stanley, I think you should know that your father has moved out.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 30
Hello Stanley! I know this must be a very difficult period for you right now,
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 31
I have taken you under my wing and done my best, and all you ever do is whine and moan about it.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 32
- That's totally weak. - So I go, fine! I won't come home!
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 33
And if I wanna finger paint, then I'm gonna finger paint!
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 34
Your bastard father has visitation rights, and this is his time with you.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 35
- High Handsome. We're gonna be at Larry's bar tonight. - I'm already there.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 36
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 37
I guess, but...
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 38
- To say dare dumbass! Sheez! - Hi guys!
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 39
- Kiss Bebe on the lips! - What?! Sick dude! I'm not kissing a girl!
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 40
- Sick!!! Ahhhh! Fucking sickening! - Wow, look at that ass! Shake it baby!
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 41
When will you let me in? Let me love you?
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 42
Totally. My mom gives me shit sometimes.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 43
- Oh we invited some people over. Hope you don't mind. - How many people?
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 44
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 45
I'm NOT YOUR DAD!!!! You can't just go around playing games with my emotions!!!
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 46
you're the most important thing after me and my happiness and my new romances.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 47
nobody finds him for days. Clock Clock, you know what I'm sayin?
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 48
If you have a stepdad riding your ass, just snatch his ass in a bear trap. Grind! No more stepdad.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 49
- This is bullcrap! - Oh boy it's gettin late. I'm gonna have to leave this party.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 50
Stanley? Your father's coming over for visitations. Stan?

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Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 2 #2 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 3
- Hey hey hey. What's goin on Rudy? - Man Fat Abbot, you need to loose weight.
#3 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 4
- Did you find it? - Give me a second would you?
#4 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 5 #5 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 6
Hey yeah, that'd be sweet. We could totally ruin their lives.
#6 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 7
- What were you born yesterday? - Yeah now beat it you guys. This clubhouse is private.
#7 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 8
Well why the fuck do I have to do all the work while you stand around?
#8 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 9
But moooom! The blueprint says we need carpeting in the clubhooouussseee!!!!!!!
#9 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 10
you'll be telling me that you need your space, and that I'm sabotaging your creativity.
#10 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 11
- What did you say???? - When is Mr.Hat coming back?
#11 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 12
So how is your lame ass clubhouse Stan?
#12 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 13
the episode with captain and Tenile got higher ratings.
#13 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 14
- Don't lie Stan. Lying makes you sterile. - I'm not lying someone just handed me.
#14 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 15 #15 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 16
Young man, school is a time for learning, mmkay. Not for immature skylarkings.
#16 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 17
Randy, let me handle this. Now Stanley, I want you to explain
#17 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 18
Mmkay, uh perhaps you should let your wife finish talking Mr.Marsh.
#18 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 19
It's always gossip, stupid crap.
#19 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 20
- Oh please yourself! - Who tries to control the marrige?
#20 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 21
- Aright, you go find chics Kenny. - Why do I always have to go find chics?
#21 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 22
- To me? - I mean no, not to you. Forget it.
#22 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 23
- I'm going as fast as we can! - Kyle, could you turn around for a second?
#23 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 24
- No no! You say truth. - Truth? But that's boring! I wanna get dared to kiss her!
#24 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 25 #25 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 26
- You're like school in summertime. - School in summertime?
#26 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 27
Hi we ran away from home.
#27 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 28
- How's the clubhouse coming Stan? - We're working on it!
#28 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 29
Stanley, I think you should know that your father has moved out.
#29 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 30
Hello Stanley! I know this must be a very difficult period for you right now,
#30 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 31
I have taken you under my wing and done my best, and all you ever do is whine and moan about it.
#31 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 32
- That's totally weak. - So I go, fine! I won't come home!
#32 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 33
And if I wanna finger paint, then I'm gonna finger paint!
#33 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 34
Your bastard father has visitation rights, and this is his time with you.
#34 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 35
- High Handsome. We're gonna be at Larry's bar tonight. - I'm already there.
#35 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 36 #36 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 37
I guess, but...
#37 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 38
- To say dare dumbass! Sheez! - Hi guys!
#38 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 39
- Kiss Bebe on the lips! - What?! Sick dude! I'm not kissing a girl!
#39 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 40
- Sick!!! Ahhhh! Fucking sickening! - Wow, look at that ass! Shake it baby!
#40 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 41
When will you let me in? Let me love you?
#41 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 42
Totally. My mom gives me shit sometimes.
#42 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 43
- Oh we invited some people over. Hope you don't mind. - How many people?
#43 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 44 #44 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 45
I'm NOT YOUR DAD!!!! You can't just go around playing games with my emotions!!!
#45 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 46
you're the most important thing after me and my happiness and my new romances.
#46 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 47
nobody finds him for days. Clock Clock, you know what I'm sayin?
#47 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 48
If you have a stepdad riding your ass, just snatch his ass in a bear trap. Grind! No more stepdad.
#48 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 49
- This is bullcrap! - Oh boy it's gettin late. I'm gonna have to leave this party.
#49 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 50
Stanley? Your father's coming over for visitations. Stan?
#50