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Season 14  "You Have 0 Friends"  14x4

Aired 10 years ago - Apr 07, 2010

Kyle "friended" the wrong person and now all of his old friends are deserting him. His situation is desperate. Kyle looks for help from the one person who has always been there for him.

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Right, but you don't have the two seconds or --
#2
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He went to the dentist yesterday and got two fillings!
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Ooh, maybe i should put in another field of corn there.
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Am i a joke to you?
#5
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You like being single, Stan?
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Edit profile.
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Kyle broflovski's stock is plummeting.
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And his mom is taking everyone to casa bonita.
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Are worth almost triple what dude friends are.
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I don't have any friends.
#12
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I'm sorry. I'm just so confused.
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Okay. Now i can read the sign you put up.
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I showed him all the pictures of me in that silly halloween costume last year!
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Wow, thanks!
#17
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I think you look cute in your bunny costume.
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Susan92 is a friend of my grandma's and she's 92 years old!
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Update profile.
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Can't let me do that?
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Dad?
#25
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Linda green likes how tom davis has changed his status.
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You're very smart, Kyle.
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It's not as hard as it sounds, Kyle.
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Dude, screw this. I don't wanna see anymore!
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So, anyway i really like taking long walks in the summer, you know --
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You were not supposed to survive the game of yahtzee!
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Oh awesome!
#42
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I found your farm on facebook so you can help me deal with this bullshit!
#43
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It says that you are currently
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Isayah zordon is deleting Kyle broflovski as a friend.
#47
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Right heeere.
#48
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But ending a friendship is never easy.
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