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Season 14  "Sexual Healing"  14x1

Aired 10 years ago - Mar 17, 2010

The nation's top scientists come together to put a stop to the recent phenomenon of rich, successful men who suddenly want to have sex with many, many women. After extensive testing, some of the fourth grade boys in South Park Elementary are diagnosed as sex addicts.

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Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 1
Ofcourse, we all know the normal healthy male thinks only of sex occasionally and has no desire for sex with multiple partners.
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 2
The mere sight of an attractive woman can... can make him think about sex with her.
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 3
If so, then the disease could start to affect our children.
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 4
It won't take long, and will be relatively painless, but we need to see if any students are showing symptoms.
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 5
Jesus, dude.
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 6
Now, what color was the handkerchief in the nice lady's hand?
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 7
Gee wiz, it was like almost up to her belly button.
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 8
Ah ha.
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 9
Oh no!
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 10
Why does it look like that?
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 11
Autoerotic asphyxiation.
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 12
Oh no. I don't wanna have to buy a Batman costume!
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 13
By sixth grade, the number goes up to 30%!
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 14
And so these infected boys will soon be secretly wishing they could be having sex all the time with lots of different people?
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 15
In adult males, for whatever reason, sex addiction only seems to be problematic amongst rich, successful celebrities.
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 16
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 17
But such a tide as moving seems asleep, too full for sound and foam, when that which drew from out the boundless deep.
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 18
Butters, Butters, stop it!
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 19
Oh god!
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 20
You mother fucker! I never should have married you!
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 21
- How'd you do that? - Hit A and X together.
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 22
Alright, sex addict. What other destructive behaviors did we engage in, which lead to our ultimate downfall?
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 23
What else? Mr. Clinton?
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 24
Now, the reason we are making this list is that we have new members today!
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 25
I'm so scared. I haven't even told my mom yet.
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 26
Mr. Duchovny please stop jerking off.
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 27
An average, normal adult male. Blending in seamlessly with the others.
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 28
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 29
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 30
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 31
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 32
Very good! You are all here in therapy because you got CAUGHT!
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 33
We have to take responsibility for our actions.
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 34
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 35
Mr. President, in every test the results were the same.
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 36
Because we've learned that sex addicts will find ways to make money and become successful in order to feed their addiction.
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 37
We tried to find something in hundred dollar bills that could explain why this is happening now.
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 38
Gentlemen, I might know what's causing the sex addiction outbreak.
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 39
They carried a virus with them, a virus that apparently was only barely stopped from spreading all over the country.
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 40
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 41
She has shown nothing but grace and poise...
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 42
Is Kyle still at sex addiction therapy?
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 43
Don't worry. As soon as it's dead, everything will make sense.
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 44
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 45
Yes! It explains everything!
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 46
We all know what's going on here, don't we?
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 47
I mean, look where we are! Even... even Benjamin Franklin screwed everything that moved, because he could.
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 48
We have a turd in the punch bowl.
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 49
By all accounts the alien is also a wizard who could very easily be the cause of the outbreak of sex addiction in our country!
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 50
Son we were told that you think sex addition can be controlled that it just takes restraint. Is that true?

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Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 2
The mere sight of an attractive woman can... can make him think about sex with her.
#2
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 3
If so, then the disease could start to affect our children.
#3
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 4
It won't take long, and will be relatively painless, but we need to see if any students are showing symptoms.
#4
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 5
Jesus, dude.
#5
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 6
Now, what color was the handkerchief in the nice lady's hand?
#6
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 7
Gee wiz, it was like almost up to her belly button.
#7
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 8
Ah ha.
#8
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 9
Oh no!
#9
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 10
Why does it look like that?
#10
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 11
Autoerotic asphyxiation.
#11
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 12
Oh no. I don't wanna have to buy a Batman costume!
#12
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 13
By sixth grade, the number goes up to 30%!
#13
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 14
And so these infected boys will soon be secretly wishing they could be having sex all the time with lots of different people?
#14
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 15
In adult males, for whatever reason, sex addiction only seems to be problematic amongst rich, successful celebrities.
#15
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 16 #16 Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 17
But such a tide as moving seems asleep, too full for sound and foam, when that which drew from out the boundless deep.
#17
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 18
Butters, Butters, stop it!
#18
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 19
Oh god!
#19
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 20
You mother fucker! I never should have married you!
#20
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 21
- How'd you do that? - Hit A and X together.
#21
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 22
Alright, sex addict. What other destructive behaviors did we engage in, which lead to our ultimate downfall?
#22
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 23
What else? Mr. Clinton?
#23
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 24
Now, the reason we are making this list is that we have new members today!
#24
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 25
I'm so scared. I haven't even told my mom yet.
#25
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 26
Mr. Duchovny please stop jerking off.
#26
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 27
An average, normal adult male. Blending in seamlessly with the others.
#27
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 28 #28 Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 29 #29 Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 30 #30 Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 31 #31 Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 32
Very good! You are all here in therapy because you got CAUGHT!
#32
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 33
We have to take responsibility for our actions.
#33
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 34 #34 Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 35
Mr. President, in every test the results were the same.
#35
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 36
Because we've learned that sex addicts will find ways to make money and become successful in order to feed their addiction.
#36
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 37
We tried to find something in hundred dollar bills that could explain why this is happening now.
#37
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 38
Gentlemen, I might know what's causing the sex addiction outbreak.
#38
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 39
They carried a virus with them, a virus that apparently was only barely stopped from spreading all over the country.
#39
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 40 #40 Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 41
She has shown nothing but grace and poise...
#41
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 42
Is Kyle still at sex addiction therapy?
#42
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 43
Don't worry. As soon as it's dead, everything will make sense.
#43
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 44 #44 Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 45
Yes! It explains everything!
#45
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 46
We all know what's going on here, don't we?
#46
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 47
I mean, look where we are! Even... even Benjamin Franklin screwed everything that moved, because he could.
#47
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 48
We have a turd in the punch bowl.
#48
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 49
By all accounts the alien is also a wizard who could very easily be the cause of the outbreak of sex addiction in our country!
#49
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 1 (S14E01) - 50
Son we were told that you think sex addition can be controlled that it just takes restraint. Is that true?
#50